Don’t Try This At Home: Flat-Earther Plans A MANNED Launch Of Homemade Rocket

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All in the name of science, or rejection thereof, a flat-earther (someone who believes Earth is flat and not a globe) is planning to build a rocket and use it to propel himself into space.  To prove the Earth is flat of course.

This is not recommended, yet 61-year-old DIY enthusiast and stuntman “Mad” Mike Hughes is planning his first manned launch of a homemade, $20,000 steam-powered rocket with “RESEARCH FLAT EARTH” written on the side on Saturday, the Associated Press reported.

Hughes says he expects his new rocket to hurl him through the skies above the Mojave Desert ghost town of Amboy at up to 500 miles per hour for roughly one mile, attaining a peak altitude of 1,800 feet before it deploys two parachutes. Hughes is a proponent of the Flat Earth theory and the Research Flat Earth group is his main sponsor. Hughes does not “believe in science,” and he told the Associated Press that science is no different from science fiction.

“I know about aerodynamics and fluid dynamics and how things move through the air, about the certain size of rocket nozzles, and thrust,” he added. “But that’s not science, that’s just a formula. There’s no difference between science and science fiction. If you’re not scared to death, you’re an idiot,” Hughes, who once reassured Ars Technica that he has a high I.Q., said. “It’s scary as hell, but none of us are getting out of this world alive.”

Adding to the already somewhat troubling nature of the launch, the event will simultaneously serve as the launch of Hughes’ California gubernatorial campaign. He’s probably got a pretty good chance in California.  They’ll elect anyone just as long as he tosses a (D) behind his name!

The Associated  Press said the event would be live-streamed on Hughes’ YouTube channel, his website says it will be “Available on Internet PPV.

As Ars Technica noted, Hughes has done a lot of this “kind of thing.” He won a Guinness World Record in 2002 for jumping “102 feet in a Lincoln Town Car stretch limo.” He also survived a manned steam rocket flight in 2014, traveling 1,374 feet and earning himself three days of recovery from extreme g-forces and a rough descent.

Videos of his prior test flights showed that the rockets did not explode in a cloud of steam in mid-air, which is good but they also did not exactly appear to be equipped with the latest-generation parachute technology.

Hughes certainly seems to be aware that blasting yourself into the sky is not something that most people would consider a particularly good idea, considering some of the possible outcomes (like being scalded by red-hot steam or smashing into the ground at lethal speeds.) But he also seems pretty determined. A Darwin award could be in this brilliant man’s future.

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