Do These Pictures Prove Vladimir Putin Is Actually Immortal?

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Vladimir Putin is either 100-plus years old and never ages – or a time traveler looking for the army of the 12 monkeys, the internet ‘proved’ this week.

Conspiracy theorists are convinced by the ‘solid’ evidence that the Russian president may have been alive for more than a century.

UFO site Disclose.tv, which uses the slogan “truth revealed”, posted: “Social networks are circulating pictures from 1920 and 1941 for which some people claim that they are pictures of Russian President Vladimir Putin. In fact, supporters of the thesis that Putin is almighty and immortal have launched a story that their president is a mythical creature that resides on our planet for hundreds, if not thousands of years.” That would explain why he doesn’t look 63 years old.

This ‘discovery’ might create renewed interest in the recently-cancelled TV series Forever which features a similar plot premise.

The 1995 film 12 Monkeys also features a character who travels through time, but he looks more like Bruce Willis than the Russian leader.

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  • Dan Morgan

    Putin’s features are very typical Russian features. He “looks” Russian.
    The rest of your article is, well, stupid.
    With all of the legitimate problems in the world today, you seek to distract with this nonsense.
    Do better.

    • jaguar

      And well you’re just stupid and don’t know they have technologies 100 years more advanced than what we see as mere peons!!! The Elite have extremely advanced technology!!!

      • YeahRightOkay

        …be careful…you just showed your IQ…hopefully it is still in the double digits…instead of the single digits you just showed…

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        • http://privacy.com MARCUS

          I suspect its dropping every day.

          • Reverend Draco

            He dropped it in the mud a long time ago. . .

  • sunshine

    Well, he is one hell of a sexy man! Good to know he’s immortal.

  • Gil G

    Just like Keanu Reeves and Nicholas Cage.

  • http://privacy.com MARCUS

    Yeah, people of a particular ethnic group NEVER look alike or share similar features.
    Its articles like this that shoot the Daily Sheeples credibility in the foot.

    • jaguar

      You guys don’t know what you are talking about… Why do you think the Egyptians believed they could be reanimated and preserved their bodies as much as possible????!!! Because they knew one day they could be cloned from their DNA!!! Why do you think Obama looks like one of the Ancient Pharoahs???!!! Because they have perfected cloning!!!

      • YeahRightOkay

        …I just changed my mind…your IQ is in the very low single digits…

      • http://privacy.com MARCUS

        lay off the lead paint.

  • NonYo Business

    Crap article.

  • infadel13

    could have been his grandpa and dad?? me and my kids went to the USS North Carolina battleship. it had a memorial of the men from NC that died in NC. well my dads entire name was on there, from teh exact county he was born!! we laughed and told him we didnt know he died in WW2!!!

    • sunshine

      My name is on a gravestone in the cemetery right up the street from my grandmother’s house. I found it when I was 8, it gave me quite a shock. But, my family is pretty prominent in that area so it’s not so surprising now…as a child though, yikes! I always liked to put flowers on it.

      • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

        One by my old house says “Jack the Ripper,” no joke, it’s still there.

        • august

          don’t know if u got that last one i sent

          Glenn Frey, founding member of the Eagles, dead at 67 just today

        • sunshine

          Where have you been?? Are you OK?? It’s been a while, hope things are going good :)

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            A combo of very busy work schedule + I got really sick, the first time in over a decade, my laptop stayed in it’s bag for a week. I am now so far behind a work that I’ll only be on at night for a while but that’s fine with me, I like being busy. I just posted this on Natural News to someone I don’t know but I’ll re-post to you because I believe it is good info that you can’t find anywhere:

            I got ripped off a few months ago buying cannabis and sold something substandard for a premium price and since I don’t like to waste anything I switched over to it around christmas time and it lasted about 3-4weeks using a vaporizer(about ½ gram/day for both of us together). My girl has MS and after the second week her MS symptoms started up and she had trouble walking so I made sure to have medicinal quality cannabis soon after I saw that. A week later and now we are both sick with a nasty cold, first time in 5 years for her(since she first started doing/vaping cannabis for her disease) and first time in over a decade for me(I use a combo of 5htp in the morning and cannabis at night to combat mood swings which are rare these days). I believe our cannabinoid levels got low enough that we lost our immunity but the symptoms of this cold are at 20% of what they normally would be and I believe that is because we have been using the top shelf stuff for 2 weeks now. It was crazy to watch it help my girlfriend though, within 3 hours of her inhaling top shelf ground cannabis & rick simpson oil vapor she could move her legs freely again. She takes no MS drugs and only has used cannabis for 5 years now and has almost no problems but does have slight symptoms from time to time(tremors, headaches) but no pharmaceutical drug could do better IMO(she tried 4 drugs and they were so bad we kept searching for a better solution and now we have it), she is as healthy as she can get with this horrible disease but with top quality cannabis ground in a vaporizer daily it is like she isn’t even sick most of the time and that is one of the reasons we downgraded without even thinking… we were taking her health for granted we had kept up the protocol for so long(5+ years, uninterrupted) so both she and I were just reminded that her health is dependent upon it, she would either be in a wheelchair or at the very least using a cane to walk by now if we never figured this out(she can’t straighten her legs out when the MS comes back, it feels like her muscles are tearing apart the pain is so severe so she stays in bed with her legs bent). We view our vaporizer as a medical device, not a party tool. We are also using colloidal silver to get better but that’s it, cannabis vapor and colloidal silver, we’ll be fine in a week and this isn’t ever happening again, no substandard vapor anymore. “They” HAVE to know of these effects IMO. (you can’t really tell on thedailysheeple webpage but you CAN tell in disqus that the word vaporizer above is a link to the exact model I have, innocent looking thing but extremely effective)

          • sunshine

            Well I’m glad you’re feeling better now and thanks for that, it is good info :)

  • Smarty

    I don’t think Putin is immortal. I just think there’s lots of guys running around out there that look like penises and he’s one of them….

    • StevetheHun

      I’m just wondering, have you ever taken a Rorschach Test? I’m wondering how that turned out for you?

      • Smarty

        I’ve never taken it, but thanks for asking. By the way…..how did you do on the gerbil stuffing test? Did you manage to stuff all 12 (dry) in the 30 seconds of allotted time?

        • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

          lol

          • sunshine

            I am loling so much at that I almost choked 😀

  • august

    Just like Obama is not the same Obama as 2008
    he was killed that is a look alike

    • Smarty

      Yes, I agree. Mr. Potato Head stole his identity and switched places with him…

      • august

        Hahah and got shot out of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXQgTXqZBdQ backwards

      • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

        Mr. Potato Head and his bucket of disguises!

        • http://privacy.com MARCUS

          PFFHAHAAA… thanks for that! needed the laugh!

    • Gary

      I don’t know enough to be sure one way or another, but the 1979 Audio Letter #46 by Dr. Peter David Beter on “organic robotoids” is fascinating.

      With the synthetic humans being showcased today, and the belief that civilian technology is 20 – 50 years behind what the military have access to, I’d be interested to know if there is any truth to “organic robotoids”.

      • august

        you know back when bill Clinton was destroying America
        he said in a statement that the government is 150 years more advance in tech knowledge then the public is and i do Remember Bush Jr said that in a statement to

      • august
  • Reverend Draco

    There are only 10 faces. It’s normal that one can find similar faces in different years.

    • jaguar

      It’s called cloning and time traveling…

      • Reverend Draco

        Did they teach you that at Starfleet Academy?

        • sunshine

          You don’t think they can’t, and don’t, clone humans? Remember Dolly the sheep in 1997?

      • Gary

        They want you to believe they can time travel. Smoke and mirrors. Satan’s only real power is deception.

      • YeahRightOkay

        …your IQ is getting close to negative numbers…

  • Marc Gault

    thewayofyhwh.com

  • Nabi

    No, it means he just looks like the archetype of a northern European Russian.

    • jaguar

      No it doesn’t do more research!!! Cloning and time traveling have been going g on more than 50 years !!!

      • YeahRightOkay

        …congratulations…!!!…your IQ is now officially below -1…

      • http://privacy.com MARCUS

        so which is it? is he a clone, or did he time travel? or is he a clone that time travels because he’s genetically engineered by the Egyptians to fold the space-time continuum with secret tech left to us thousands of years ago in a crop circle by the alien space traveling Jesus people?

        • sunshine

          Maybe it’s ALL of that.

          • http://privacy.com MARCUS

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          • sunshine

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            😀

  • 1PissedAmerican

    Vladamir the vampire

  • whydowanttoknow

    he looks good for his age

  • Stewpedaso

    Not immortal…just ages well

  • jaguar

    That’s because they have pe rfected Human cloning, its a secret among the wealthy..they have cloned many wealthy famous people and they also have been time traveling at least 50 years or more now…Nikla Tesla experienced time travel when he was experimenting with electricity… Watch the Philadelphia Experiment on YouTube…the Scientists made a whole military ship and crew disappear and reappear in another port 300 miles away… But some of the crew members were fused into the metal of the ship and died horrible deaths…some of the men kept disappearing and reappearing in a bar afterwards as well…very interesting story! That happened in the 1940’s!!!

    • Gary

      Not sure on the Philadelphia Experiment – I’ve read a few interesting descriptions like you summarised, but nothing that seemed really solid (i.e. with some evidence to back it up). Any good sites (non-video) or books on it that you can recommend?

      I don’t believe in time-travel, but I’m open-minded toward teleportation.

  • Razedbywolvs

    lol Immortal. He has a KGB time machine you idiots.

    • sunshine

      What do you think of John Titor?

      • YeahRightOkay

        …your IQ is about the same as ‘jaguar’…

        • sunshine

          Hey asshole! How have you been? Great to see ya! Here’s a little suggestion for you…leave me the fuck alone. Thanks! BYEEEE!

          • YeahRightOkay

            …wow…!!! your use of the English language…is about as good as a slug…

          • sunshine

            Says…the person….that uses too many…..periods……and no….capital letters!

            PS, It’s “you’re”!

          • YeahRightOkay

            …no I actually had it wrong…your use of the English language…is lower than a slug…oh btw…I didn’t major in English in College…though you would never know what that is…(English or College)…

          • sunshine

            What college did you go to? Barber or clown? If you actually went to college and can’t construct a basic sentence, then you need to ask for a refund. All you’re doing is proving how worthless a college education actually is. Good job!

            PS why are you still talking to me? You’re dismissed, now slither back under your rock 😀

          • YeahRightOkay

            …guess you need to go away child…and throw your tantrums elsewhere…but as one famous American once said…that applies to you…since you won’t listen…Stupid is as Stupid does…so go away…you bother me…

          • sunshine

            Nah, how about you go away? Seems like you’re not all that popular around here so maybe you should leave. I hope I bother you, that means I’m doing the Lord’s work.

          • YeahRightOkay

            …you need to get your meds revisited…and mind checked for obvious deformities…

          • sunshine

            Yawn. Boring, why not come up with something clever and original?

      • Razedbywolvs

        Some of John Titor clams were “diss created” because they didn’t come true. Such as a 2nt American revaluation in 2001. But no one looked at it from John Titor point of view. John, like most people probably only knew what his textbook told him if he bothered to read it at all.
        So I think John was a real time traveler, did not pay any attestation in history class, and the revaluation did start in 2001 on 9/11.

        • sunshine

          I have always hoped it would be him, if anyone. You know? Because the future he described sounded pretty darn good after the wars and stuff. Not that I would want war of course, but it’s better than like, nuclear winter and cannibalism and all the awful things they usually describe. I definitely think time travel is real…how could it not be?

          • Razedbywolvs

            Yes, I think I do know. Everyone knows the bad moon is rising and there is nothing that can stop it. It’s nice to see any sliver of good beyond that.
            I don’t know how it couldn’t be. I’m no physicist but I think time and space are much more.. flexible than most people imagine it to be.

            Sorry I wasted 3 minute of you life watching a metronome’s :)
            I’m not a very good atheist because every time I see that I cant help but think we aren’t doing all of this for nothing.

          • sunshine

            I think that we only know a very tiny bit of what actually constitutes time and space, and reality. This is probably dumb but I always think of the book, “Slaughterhouse-Five” when the aliens kidnap him and tell him that human perception of time is like being tied down to a rail car with a long tube welded to your face going really fast. Those aliens could see all time, past, present and future, all at once. That always just stuck in my head lol. I just find it hard to believe that it’s what it seems, because there’s always more than meets the eye in everything.

            That was actually a really cool video 😀

          • Gary

            The ability to time travel would surely make one omnipotent. You would just keep going back and rewriting history until it all goes your way, killing opponents before they are even born. If there is a God (and I know there is), I can’t see how He could be omnipotent if He allowed time travel.

            Jesus would be the first target of the JWO. If you’ve never read NASA’s Satanic mission patches, you should check them out for interest’s sake. One reads (Latin of course) “Never before, never again”. I believe this one is referring (falsely and blasphemously), to Jesus – there’s nothing they would love more than to reverse the opportunity of salvation through Christ.

            I believe eventually, the JWO will claim the ability to time travel, but it will all be smoke and mirrors with cleverly set up agents decades or even a century or so previously (refer to George Orwell, H. G. Wells, other false “prophets” who were more than likely in on the plan or drafting potential plans).

          • sunshine

            I am of the understanding that there are two possible ways of time travel. The “time is linear” one where you can go back in time and alter our current timeline, killing Jesus or Hitler or whoever, or the “multiverse” theory, where you never actually go “back” in time, it’s more like creating a new, divergent timeline whenever you go back and alter anything…the old timeline you came from still exists, and goes on the way it always would, but your interference creates an entirely new line. If that makes sense. I am pretty sure Biblioteca Pleyades has a whole section on time travel, if you’re interested (it’s a fantastic site for everything and no it’s not mine lol).

            I have not ever seen those mission patches but I have seen some Air Force/other armed service patches that I’ve found rather questionable. I will go look them up, thanks!

            As for God….I honestly don’t know how He would fit into any of this. I’m sure we all have our times of questioning and not understanding why He does what He does…I just think that His ways aren’t our own and who really knows what He would, or wouldn’t allow? But I also always do think of things like Project Blue Beam and other ways the evil in this world wants to trick and ruin people, so it’s hard to know for sure.

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  • Glenn Turner

    Get off the hooch!!!!!
    Anyone who falls for this has shit for brains and probably thinks the earth is flat and the moon is made of cheese…Wake up to yourself Daily Sheeple!!!!!

    • Gary

      Just a minor point, but the Earth is actually flat.

      • Reverend Draco

        Just a major point, but you’re actually a moron.

        • Gary

          If the Earth is a giant ball speeding and spinning through an almost infinite cosmos, what magical property of gravity allows the Earth in its entirety to be pulled in the direction of the sun, without the permanent deformation of the oceans (and everything else that isn’t tied down) in a direction toward the sun?

          • Al Mather

            So …Gary .. when you post as Я0llyJ0g3r.. do you move to a different corner of Mom’s basement … blow up a different “girlfriend”.. think in a different voice. Or do you do it as transparently as you seem on Disqus?

          • Gary

            Lol. I’m not Я0llyJ0g3r. Just because two people believe the Earth is flat doesn’t make them one. Anyone can see this. And there are plenty of people (more every day), who are realising there is no evidence to support a ball or even a pear-shaped Earth, that NASA is little more than a bunch of overpaid wizards and con-men dressed up in a pool, and that the evidence we do have suggests the Earth is probably flat.

            I used to debate atheists who claimed that the bible was a flat-Earth book. I used to say when it referred to the “circle of the Earth”, it was referring to a sphere. Now I know the atheists were right – the bible implies a flat Earth, because the Earth is indeed flat.

          • Al Mather

            Lol… Ok Rolly.

          • Gary

            Lol. Okay Reverend Draco. :)

          • Al Mather

            Weak.

          • Gary

            False cause, ad hominem. :)

          • Al Mather

            And true.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            ..but you have your shill up-vote brigade so why are you so jealous?

          • Gary

            Do I detect a hint of envy that I don’t uptick your posts as much as I do for Я0llyJ0g3r? Your sponsors getting tight with the money they create out of thin air, and not paying you bonuses unless you get some upticks? :)

            Well, if you start posting accurate and correct information, I will uptick your comments also. Or alternatively, if I find your comments quite amusing, I might uptick, but I do this less frequently, as I don’t want to give others the impression that your disinformation is reliable.

          • Al Mather

            Well…as you well know .. the Secret evil Jews… you know… the Elders of Zion.. the ones you have revealed I am some kind of secret agent for.. while they do send me (and every other person who agrees with me publicly) a massive check weekly… they frown on me saying the really secret stuff.. like stars are 1000 miles away, GPS “machines” being attached to “the firmament (some kind of ceiling over the world), the earth is flat, there are no such things as satellites, the sun is only a couple thousand miles wide and flies in a circle over us… but mostly they would be unhappy because you Rolly/Gary are their greatest adversary.. such a valiant anti Zionist truth warrior.

          • Gary

            We certainly seem to have upset you, if not your sponsors, “the Secret, evil Elders of Zion”. Can’t imagine why, if we’re only talking lunacy…

            Anyhoo, I’m not really wanting to play games. I upticked your last comment ’cause your sarcasm made me smile and I hate to think of you starving and in the gutter with your son not being able to go to college ’cause you didn’t satisfy your owners, but unless you want to come up with some serious rebuttals to legitimate arguments, we may have to agree to disagree, and I’ll leave you to your religion.

          • Al Mather

            How could be sarcasm Gary/ Rolly ??..it’s just a taste of YOUR beliefs which you have claimed to be fact?

          • Gary

            You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.

          • Al Mather

            Lol! Trust me.. you have nothing I want.

          • Gary

            You’ve made your decision then?

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Sure could have fooled me.

          • Al Mather

            Lol! … Dude …you are a flat earther ..former “planet Nibiru ” follower…. Fooling you is not exactly like cackling code or something.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Comin’ from a dude who never met an establishment position he didn’t like, lol! They got you fooled and thinking your spinning when anyone can look outside and see that they’re not… that is unless you put on your Al Mather/freemason goggles and turn your brain off, then, anything is possible lol!

          • Al Mather

            Letting you respond is so much better than trying to diss you with comments.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Same here. You must be savin’ up for a new cape, lol!

          • Al Mather

            All you have is your fantasies… Every comment some display of paranoid delusion. None weaker than the Shill Gambit… The poisoning the well logical fallacy.. So weak.

          • Gary

            Or mathematics or basic physics or anything like that, right Al?

            Because as soon as maths or science comes into the debate, the pigeon wings it back to the flock to coo its victory.

            Can’t let the scientific method destroy an imaginative theory like gravity, right Al? :)

          • Al Mather

            One has to destroy mass to destroy gravity Gary. Your idiot argument had none.

          • Gary

            Lol. How do you know that Al? Oh, that’s right, you never studied maths or physics, and you’ve clearly never read any books on gravity. You’re just making this up as you go along.

            Shall we name the above the Al Mather theory of mass-gravity? :)

            Have *you* destroyed any mass lately, Al?

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Al Gravity :-)

          • Gary

            The old “Proof is for idiots and conspiracy theorists!” line of reasoning, eh? :)

          • Al Mather

            Mass stupidity… found it over at IFERS.

          • Gary

            Sure you did, Al. Lol.

            Judging by your lack of motivation to get educated about subjects you are so vocal on, I doubt you even visited the site.

            I really need to stop myself replying to your posts, as I’m sure you get paid by the comment.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            So what? In your world a bunch of kids died at the condemned sandy hook school, a man in a cave from half way around the world took out 2 of the largest landmarks in our country on 9/11 and 6 million jews died in the holohoax in WWII… not a great track record of reliability you got there, lol

          • Al Mather

            And in your world you need to deny reality to feel special and insulated. So fearful. Such a quivering emotional shell of an adult …you need to create fantasies to justify your insecurity. The world is flat, science is a lie, Jews,,masons, whoever are pulling all the strings and you are special…. Because you have special knowledge. Except only fellow mental and emotional defects see you for anything other than a blithering fool.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Right.. it’s all a coincidence that you can explain, lol!

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Umm… dude… I’m not the loser without a life following YOU around on the internet now am I?

          • Al Mather

            No ?

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Been posting on here for about 3 years, you.. a week… you still eatin’ denial for breakfast lunch and dinner? Whatever pays, I guess.

          • Al Mather

            You know you follow me. Who’s your ( and of course Gary’s) Daddy?

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Umm.. your shill is showin’ again, c’mon man, nobody wants to see that :-)

          • Al Mather

            This is sport to me sport… I only get upset about real things.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            We got a bunch of kosher dingle berries stuck to our posts don’t we though?

          • Al Mather

            Rolly… You have a Scot- American here … Blatantly mocking you for being an idiot anti Semitic paranoid conspiracist … And you’re too dumb not to just lamely reinforce the point for me….you are deep.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            The more you attempt to discredit, the more you out yourself for what you are… hahaha

            Antisemitic? I support the Palestinian Semites!

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            I think I got the mocking handled on my end, lol. Remember “smart” guy, I just got here :-)

          • Al Mather

            Oh right …the submissive thing.. you were actually going for mocking. Hey…whatever floats your boat you little swashbuckler you. Crossed swords and a question mark… Oooo Kaaaay ..now I get it. Sometimes these things just go whoosh right over my head.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Submissive? lol, I’m a lot of things but submissive isn’t one of them and I don’t think you’ll ever get what my avatar means but it has significance to those who know, it’s like one of your secret mason hand gestures :-)

          • Al Mather

            Crossed swords…uh- huh… Question mark ,…check… A ” pirate” name.. Yeah….

            All man the poop deck!

            I’m sure it does have significance to ” those who know” . Hey, look, own it man…. Who is anybody to judge

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            I’m not upset that you’re confused :-)

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            I guess to a hammer everything looks like a nail.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Just anutha’ shill tryin’ to project, it’s clear as day to anyone who can think, we aren’t even from the same country, lol!

          • Al Mather

            Right….sure.

          • Gary

            I think I hear your mom calling, Al. Better put that blow-up “girlfriend” away before she sees, come up out of the basement and get to bed.

            Oh – and don’t forget to use your normal voice, instead of the shill-voice you put on to make your living. :)

          • Al Mather

            Really ? That’s what you’ve got. ….. ” I know you are but what am I?” ….rehashing my old jokes ,because you’re too dim to be witty yourself?

          • Gary

            I think its called “sinking to your level”, Al. But sadly, it seems to be the only language you understand.

            Why not go to the library and read up on some books about gravity, so you can have an informed opinion on the topic? Surely this would be more constructive than name-calling people on the internet who already have? :)

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Ok ZIOMAN – troof installer!

          • Al Mather

            Whatever Gary/ Arahn

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            More troof from the masses, you tell ’em, ZIOMAN!

          • CharlieB1972

            “do you move to a different corner of Mom’s basement … blow up a different “girlfriend”.. ”

            You win Teh Internets! I’m not sure if I can stop laughing.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            More like Zio-man in feetie pajamas trying to project his insecurities onto those he is obsessed with… stick that in your pipe in smoke it, charlie, it’s kosher :-)

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Says the man in superhero underpants with a cape on.. ZIOMAN! Gold Z across the chest, swoops in with kosher troof!

          • Al Mather

            No I see that… My take is that in your head you are submissive to your Gary side… Even though he is kind of a submissive himself…your issues are deeper than even you or anybody realize.So You pretty much exist to validate him …even though you created him. I have a sense for this stuff.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            You have a sense for whatever your paid for but that’s about it, Al Mather, lol! No child-attacking vaccine shills upping MY posts though… things that make one go hmmm…

          • https://www.AntivaxTinfoilHatWearingMoronsSuck.com FSMPastapharian

            This MUST be Poe.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            You’re the one who worships noodles, I do see the 2 meatballs though, must be another trinity thing you got goin’ there :-)

          • Gary

            Lol. So true. The reason Al’s comment made me laugh so much was exactly that – imagining the shill in a basement trying to “think in a different voice”, sort of like Batman but without the glamour. Lol. And then trying to project that onto others…

            Crazy shills, but I guess the guy’s gotta make a living.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            He should find honorable work…

          • Gary

            I agree. I actually despise those who would sell out their fellow man for a shekel.

            While Al may be funny to laugh at, what he’s supporting is actually quite evil. I suppose the benefit of Al doing it is that he makes his intentions fairly transparent, so hopefully people will know that he is shillin’.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            I have zero respect for shills, anything for a buck, a pathetic existence!

          • Al Mather

            No …you’re right it’s just Gary ( you in your moms underwear ).

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Yes, selling out your fellow man for a buck = pathetic.

          • Al Mather

            Marginally intelligent adult believing this delusional silliness = pathetic.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Like I said, you’re pathetic and should be ashamed of yourself!

          • Al Mather

            Listen to you chatting away with yourself ..upticking yourself.. trying so hard to validate your little delusional fantasy.. as if ..as long as you can create this little delusion here on Disqus.. it’ll be real enough & you really are a “truth warrior”.

          • Gary

            Listen to yourself, Al. I’m not the one with a silent, rent-a-shill crowd of uptickers following me about to compensate for not knowing anything about the topics I rant on.

            But by all means, continue exposing yourself as a shill to all who read – saves me having to.

          • Al Mather

            The Shill Gambit – a type of ad hominem or ” poisoning the well” logical fallacy, wherein one party dismisses the other’s argument by proclaiming them to be on the payroll of some company or nefarious group.
            In my case Gary accuses me of being paid by The Secret Evil Jew Fake Astronaut Masonic Globe Pushers!
            Tsk… Tsk… The delusion continues.

          • Al Mather

            Hey…wow… Gary likes what you just said! Lol.

          • Al Mather
          • Gary

            Lol. Even though he mentions it, it is obvious the author of the article does not understand the inverse square law in relation to the theory of gravity, or he purposely misstates what its complete effects would be. If the moon, or the sun, is strong enough to deform the tides, what magical aspect of gravity stops the moon or the sun sucking the tides and oceans completely from the Earth?

            Remember that (according to the theory described) as the tides get closer to the moon/sun and further from the Earth, the pull from the moon/sun would be stronger, and that from the Earth weaker, causing the tides to get ever closer to the moon/sun until they were sucked completely from the Earth.

            The explanation given in your link is a just-so fairy tale created by masons and taught to school-children, to trick anyone naïve enough not to investigate for themselves.

          • Al Mather

            The Earth rotates and the moon orbits…. Your idiot theory is leaving that out of equation.

          • Gary

            The shill tactic you are using this time (in addition to your standard ad hominem) is called “elephant hurling”. Its essentially asking many questions or raising many points at once, but never responding to the answers given, in hopes that casual readers will be distracted and not realise that the voluminous arguments you provide are without substance and easily refuted.

            For the record, you never explained how your magical gravity theory accounts for the bulging of the seas, without a countering force that prevents the seas being sucked all the way to the sun, or moon, or whatever heavenly object you claim is having a gravitational effect on them.

            To rebut your new assertions, the moon follows an elliptical path around the (flat) Earth, similar to that of the sun.

            There is no proof that the Earth rotates. Scientific experiments such as the Michelson-Morely experiment and “Airey’s failure” experiment demonstrate that it does not.

          • Al Mather

            I see… answering the question posed is a shill tactic??That’s how you discern shills?
            It seems oddly important to you to have some kind of “category” for every response. Almost as if that is some kind of deflection of the discussion at hand.

            “what magical aspect of gravity stops the moon or the sun sucking the tides and oceans completely from the Earth?”…Earth rotates and the moon orbits

            There really is no inverse square quandary to the tides…as the pull of the much smaller moon constantly and marginally affects different areas of ours seas and tides as the earth spins and as the moon orbits us. The stronger gravitational pull of the much larger Earth is countered EVER SO SLIGHTLY by the gravitational pull of the moon. Not really that difficult a concept to grasp. Hence my categorizing your theory accurately as idiotic.

          • Gary

            Shill tactics can be categorised because a shill’s purpose is to deflect or obscure truth, not to engage in honest enquiry. I like to point out the shill tactics used when dealing with shills, so others can learn how to identify their own shills when I’m not around to do it for them. There are thousands of shills, and only one me. :)

            Answering questions – not a shill tactic. Responding to questions with nonsense or unrelated issues and implying that these adequately address the question – shill tactic.

            Just as it is impossible to partially attract iron filings with one magnet from another magnet (the filings will either move completely to the attracting magnet, or will remain firmly attracted to the original magnet), it is impossible to partially attract the seas (causing the tides) from the sun or the moon. Either the seas will be sucked all the way to the moon or the sun (or whatever other object you allege cause the seas to gravitate toward it), or there will be no tide. Gravity cannot adequately and consistently explain the tides.

            Your invocation of the Earth’s disproved spin to support your tidal gravity theory is absurd. If the Earth were spinning, ball-Earth-spin would assist the imaginary gravitational force of the sun or moon to suck the oceans all the way into space even faster.

            As an illustration of this, imagine spinning a bucket of water around at such a speed and in such a way as to contain the water in the bucket. Now, instead of a spinning bucket, imagine a spinning ball, uniformly surrounded by the same quantity of water. The water would not surround the ball for long.

          • Al Mather

            Reinforcing my use of the term Idiot theory.. Gravity and magnetism are completely different acting upon objects with completely different physical forces .. magnetism is caused by molecular alignment … gravity is an attraction of mass …and your theory of it once acting upon an object completely commanding it is based on a faulty premise. Gravity pulls on an object relative to mass and distance . If you place a ten pound object on the a scale and then pull up on it with one pound of force the object remains on the scale .. but the scale indicates 1 pound less weight.
            Since you are the shill answer guy..These shill tactics… is there some kind of handbook? Are they taught at some shill academy? Are shills fluent in different disciplines?Could a secret agent of the secret evil jew Zionist masonic globe pushers also be a shill for say.. Big Ag .. or Chemtrails for a little extra pocket change? How is payment made? USD …check.. electronic deposit? I assume I could work from home. I’d really need to bone up on my high school science again to really shut you guys down.

          • Gary

            The scale indicates 1 pound less weight, but the weight remains on the scale. Were the weight 1 pound of water, the water would remain level in its container, not move upward an inch or a foot or any other amount, or well up at the centre of the container, as is claimed with gravity’s alleged affect on the oceans.

            Fields of magnetism and gravity both have strengths inversely proportional to the distance at which they act (I believe to the 3rd power with magnetism, 2nd power allegedly with gravity), which is why the magnet example given is a valid analogy to simulate a gravity force. It is essentially impossible to balance two opposing, attractive forces in real life, as would have to occur were the theory of gravity the explanation for the tides.

            I believe there is a shill tactics handbook out there, but I will leave this for you to search for, as I have no interest in betraying my fellow man for a dollar, or a shekel as the case may be.

          • Al Mather

            But wait…just a few comments ago your reason gravity was impossible was because once affected by the moons gravitational pull the water (in the idiot theory) would have to fly away (humming Sinatra)…Right? Wow! that got abandoned fast! (idiot’s prerogative I guess… make this pseudo trash up as the need suits you).
            Actually if the object on the scale was, say, a WATER balloon.. (earth’s water isn’t exactly in “a container” with a handle) …***bzzzzt*** wrong!.. the exerted pressure would cause the water to change shape. Do you believe barometers exist? Air pressure alone changes the level of water. The moons gravitational pull (approx. 1/300,000th that of Earths) absolutely pulls on the planet and in doing so causes the (nearly) twice daily rise and fall tides.
            Look, Rolly/Gary.. I know this Flat Earth stuff is a wet dream come true for your mentality.. something you will have special knowledge of that is a big conspiracy being perpetrated by evil boogeymen.. and some idiot’s Pied Piper named DuBay did all the work for you. All you have to do is kiss his ass on occasion and he won’t think you’re shillsss too!And the way you guys think .. your level of proof bar is so low that all someone has to do is say “they” and you will do all kinds of mental gymnastics to buy in. But to anyone with any critical thinking skills the convoluted constructs or simpleton theories you come up with to “prove” are so lame it’s laughable.

          • Gary

            Lots of assertions there, but no real substance, or refutation of the analogies I provided previously.

            I have not changed my position on the alleged affect of gravity on the tides. According to Newton’s first law of motion, if gravity affects the oceans so much as to initiate movement toward the sun or moon (or other object causing the gravitational attraction), this movement will not cease unless acted on by an external (and opposite, greater or equivalent) force. (If you would brush up on your highschool physics, it would save a lot of explanation).

            According to the theory of gravity, as the movement of the oceans toward the sun or moon increases, the gravity force attracting the water to the sun/moon will increase, and the gravity force attracting the water to Earth will likewise decrease (gravity being an attractive force, its strength inversely proportionate to the square of the distance between the attracting objects). Consistent with the theory, the water would continue to accelerate toward the attracting object, whether this be the sun, or the moon. The use of the theory of gravity to endeavour to explain the tides is therefore inadequate, if not deceptive.

            Your obfuscation of the valid disproof of gravity-caused-tides with air pressure is invalid. The effect of air pressure on water is easily demonstrable in a laboratory (and would be equally valid on a ball or flat Earth), as is the impossibility of water uniformly sticking to a spinning ball.

            Although not a critical proof of the Earth being flat, I believe the tides are caused by changes in density of sea water with temperature, as the oceans are alternatively affected by the cold light of the moon, and warm light of the sun.

            The belief that the Earth is flat has been around a lot longer than Eric Dubay, but its understanding is rare these days due to ball-Earth indoctrination in schools. Samuel Rowbotham (Parallax) published “Zetetic Astronomy: Earth Not a Globe” in 1881. Although I am unclear on the history of belief in a flat Earth (due to deliberate disinformation), the bible implies a flat Earth (even if it does not do so explicitly).

            Finally, though I take it as a compliment that you compare me with Я0llyJ0g3r – a tireless campaigner for truth – it is obvious to any honest observer that we are different people. Your erroneous insistence that we are one and the same only serves to demonstrate that you can’t be trusted on other topics either.

          • Al Mather

            This is tedious so okay here you go..The Earth spins on its axis…ocean water is kept on the surface of the planet by the Earth’s gravity attracting it and the atmosphere and centrifugal force pushing it due to orbit. The moon.. locked in orbit with the Earth.. pulls on the Earth … more on the side it is located.. as the Earth rotates.. the gravitational pull of the moon is enough to …ever so slightly..disrupt the balance between the Earths gravitational attraction to the water .. Much like my pulling the water balloon on the scale example .. causing an …ever so slight bulging .. less of a bulging on the opposite side of the Earth from the moon.but still bulging there due to the centrifugal force of the Earth /Moon orbit. So… as I gave you the answer already… the earth rotates,the moon orbits. This stuff is so “known” and calculated and quantified you can get accurate tide carts for the next year or more.
            What I WAS wondering about though is all these rockets.. You would be just the guy to help me out. If satellites are not real , as you claim, and nothing orbits the earth, and there is a “firmament” over us just a thousand miles over our heads… WHAT are all these rockets? Why would the SECRET EVIL JEW FAKE ASTRONAUT GUN GRABBING MASONS send all these bogus rockets up??Where do they go? the cost is staggering!! Any clues would be appreciated.

          • Gary

            Lol. Your analogy of the water balloon is flawed. In a water balloon, the balloon itself keeps the water contained. In ball-Earth theory, there is no water balloon. :)

            As you keep evading the obvious flaw in your religion with obfuscation, show me how the gravity equations describe what you’re saying, and I’ll show you where your maths is wrong. Otherwise, this will be chalked up as another victory of Flat Earth science over Ball Earth mysticism.

          • Al Mather

            There doesn’t need to be a balloon idiot… The gravity of the earth acts upon the seas and the slight pull of the moon mitigates that pull slightly… The differential of the pull on the moon side causes the tides.The point being that the weight doesn’t leave the scale as in your flawed premise. Keep trying. This isn’t my religion…it’s common knowledge.

          • Gary

            I never saw your equation. Perhaps because you can talk as if anything is possible, but the maths describing the theory show that its not?

            Better get back to swatting up on your highschool physics. :)

          • Al Mather

            Lol !.. So…now that your faulty premises have been exposed… And the moons gravitational / tidal force explained… You suddenly feel the need to move the goalposts? How desperate of you! Maybe you feel that if you can drag me over into math you’ll have better luck pushing your stupidity? Not happening Rolly /Gary…

            I’m no mathematician ..and I never took physics in high school… Wouldn’t have a clue as to formulating the equation that demonstrates tidal force… Neither would a high school professor I suspect.I’m sure you feel you either have a leg up there or you’re bluffing. Regardless.

            No … either you explain where I am wrong or move on . Give me YOUR explanation of tides as I have provided mine… Feel free to include the supporting mathematic formula you feel expresses it if you like. Not that any one will get that far after the stupidity it is attempting to represent . Feel free to include that map of the flat earth you think we live on with that post so we can all take a look.

          • Gary

            So you admit you don’t understand the mathematics behind the theory you espouse… You admit you never took highschool physics… You are unable to provide the calculations to refute my claim that the gravity theory cannot explain the tides… But despite all of this, you try to claim that my allegedly faulty premises have been exposed?

            I think we can call this aspect of the debate closed, as any fair-minded reader can clearly see you have no idea what you are talking about.

          • Al Mather

            Poor Gary… yeah.. I bet you would like to squirm away from this any way you can.
            No Gary.. you spewed your stupidity in plain layman’s terms and I dissected it in layman’s terms.

            No I cannot provide the mathematical calculations that prove or disprove anything…neither can you.. neither can our fair minded reader.

            What our fair minded reader HAS clearly read is that you TRIED to incorrectly apply the some idiots understanding of the law of gravity to claim the sun or moon would have to suck the oceans away if it affected them at all.

            You used the Magnet/filings analogy which supported your assertions intentionally.. but was wrong. The correct analogy was mine…the weight on the scale. The oceans are pulled to the earth by gravity which is lessened slightly (approx. 1/300,000) by the pull of the moon..causing the tides.

            Centrifugal force comes into the equation as well between the spin of the Moon/Earth orbit and the rotation of the earth.

            The fair minded reader is also …or should be… well aware of how absolutely precise the calculation of the moons orbit and proximity is to the rising and falling tides table times, which can be accurately predicted for years .. they even print them into tide almanacs for us coastal residents, with precise explanations of how the tides change time/location (about 13% daily) coordinated to the moons orbit.
            I think the fair minded reader is probably thinking… gee .. I wonder what Al’s beotch Gary’s theory is on what causes the tides? Can HE can provide a mathematical formula to support HIS flat earth theory??? IS there a map of the flat earth? Why is he so afraid to share it with us fair minded readers????

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Diary of an Israeli Shill

            “It is an unusual job, and one that requires secrecy. But the pay is good. And I know you are a good writer, so its something you are suited for.” (Writing has always been a hobby for me). She gave me only a
            phone-number and an address, in one of the seedier parts of San Francisco, where I live.
            http://www.veteranstoday.com/2012/10/12/diary-of-an-israeli-shill/

          • Al Mather

            And you actually believe this stuff… Holy shit… You ARE an idiot.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            It’s ALL a coincidence, lol!

          • Gary

            I think debating Al Mather on any conspiracy topic “is rather like trying to
            play chess with a pigeon — it knocks the pieces over, craps on the
            board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory.”

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Yeah, he’s a real hero in his head. Hope his mom thinks so too for confidence reasons, he needs it, maybe it’ll lead to a real job one day.

          • Gary

            Uh oh. The next step up from shill is probably crisis actor… We may see him in the next false flag!

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            If he leaves his cape on I think so!

          • Al Mather

            Thanks Gary/Rolly..it means a lot. You know there are times I am actually not as confident as I appear . I have doubts.
            But then I stop and remind myself ..
            “Those idiots actually believe the world is flat, there is no gravity,”space” is actually a Jewish sting operation,& I am some kind of secret agent battling them for the secret evil elders of Zion!!”
            And it makes me smile.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            You go man, we’re here for you bro, everyone has accidents, just wash your pants and put your suit back on and get back to defending zion, nobody will know, your mom will take care of it :-)

            The sun is around 3k miles away and you can clearly see that via sub beams… or you can pretend a gigantic massive fireball 93million miles away creates angled sun beams bursting out of the clouds instead of straight ones :-)
            http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4ENu5Gc5HOM/Vb-ZFVaGDKI/AAAAAAAAQE8/wAHRRC6cN7s/s400/11036492_10152808881721784_3285763340347585172_n.jpg

          • Al Mather

            Haha…another raging idiot proof ….let’s see those sun beams of yours that aren’t angling through clouds or trees or something right here on the surface of the planet., what an idiot!.. Yup… Stupid stuff like this that just makes me smile.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            HAHA, shillon bro but remember, time is short, more people are finding out every day!

          • Al Mather

            Not even trying to defend that stupidity?? Yeah … I’d walk away from that mental turd too if I was you.

            Again … a little balance to the stupidity these flat earthers are sharing… like a breath of fresh air.. amazing testament to all the science, intelligence, and achievement they try so lamely to deny.. We have reached incredible heights of technology and discovery ,worked together with scientists from many nations in a spirit of wonder . These paranoid nutsacks would have you think all that exists is deceit,evil,lies… boogeymen. Scared little douchenozzles.

            It’s quite amazing and beautiful.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Deny! Deflect! Obfuscate! Discredit! Anything to discourage one from going here: http://ifers.ace.st/ and learning for themselves. Used to believe the freemasons but now I believe my own eyes. These guys are in damage control mode now:

            THE FLAT EARTH IS GOING VIRAL!
            Watch a shill(Neil DeGrasse Tyson) defend his $cience and how much they discredit the rapper B.o.B from him coming out and admitting he believes the Earth is flat, they’re making themselves obvious!

            NASA’s Neil deGrasse Tyson attacks rapper B.o.B as Flat Earth goes Viral!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBne5T8SQvg

            Watch the end for a homemade, very long range shot clearly demonstrating the flat horizon line + the very long distance the cam can zoom.

          • Al Mather

            Like I said … listen to their stupidity, the fear, the paranoia..Go to Ifers and listen to the nutsacks jabber at each other.

            Then watch this..
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?

            It’s incredible,amazing and beautiful… We as a species ROCK!
            Reality is FAR more inspiring.

          • Al Mather

            By your idiots logic the sun would have to be just behind those trees..right behind that cloud …. like 2 miles away… you must pick up some real mental giants with this stupidity.

          • Gary

            Like 300 – 1000 miles, and you’d be in the ball-park. At least your guess of 2 miles is closer to the mark than the Mason lie of 150million km. Do your trig and you won’t even need to guess. :)

          • Al Mather

            Look at the 2 pics in the link Rolly provided. By your idiot geometry the sun SHOULD be located at the point of origination for the observed angles … Which would put it JUST behind that cloud … Or JUST above the trees. The suns light refracts … Bang … Stupidity solved. If you’d like to run the geometry of those acute angles in the trees passed me I’d love to laugh at it.

          • Gary

            Oh, “diffraction”? That’s a big word coming from somebody who never bothered to open a science book.

            Come back to me when you’ve provided the mathematical proof of your nonsense argument about tides-gravity (or admitted that it is a nonsense argument), and I’ll happily do some trignometry on the sun’s angle through the trees for the photograph you reference.

            Otherwise, I fear you’re just wasting my time, and all I get in return is insults even an imbecile could better.

          • Al Mather

            You want to go back to THAT??
            I wiped the floor with your stupidity on tides! We’ve long moved on.Still waiting on YOU to provide your explanation of tides … some kind of equation to back it up.. a quickie on why ( if the moon has no pull on the earth) the phases and orbit of the moon seem to allow twice daily high and low tide predictions for years in advance???

            Can I assume you will also pussy out on explaining the angles of the sun in those pics just like your little swashbuckler buddy? Because according to your idiot theory..that tree pic he posted has the sun being about 1-200 ft off the ground.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Actually it is right about where the sextants have calculated for 100s of years, much more consistent than the changing heliocentric theories over the years, wild numbers there, whatever sounds good at the time I guess.

            Heliocentricity vs. geocentricity:

            Why does the Earth seem motionless?

            geocentricity: Because it is motionless.

            Heliocentricity:
            It only seems motionless because it’s spinning at a perfectly uniform
            speed with no acceleration or deceleration ever and the atmosphere is
            magically velcroed to it. Actually the Earth is spinning on it’s axis
            at 1,000 mph, rotating around the Sun at 67,000 mph, which is orbiting
            the Milky Way at 500,000 mph and shooting through the known Universe at
            67,000,000 mph. We don’t feel even the slightest bit of this motion
            because all the centrifugal, gravitational, and inertial forces somehow
            perfectly cancel out.

            Why do the Sun and Moon appear to be the same size?

            geocentricity: Because they are the same size.

            Heliocentricity: They only appear to be the same size because of an incredibly perfect parallax perspective from Earth. Actually the
            Sun is 1.392×10^6 km in diameter and 1.496×10^8 km from Earth. The
            Moon is 3474 km in diameter and 384,403 km from the Earth. And these just happen to be the EXACT diameters and distances necessary for a viewer from Earth to falsely perceive them as being the same size.

            Why do the Sun, Moon, and Stars all appear to revolve around a stationary Earth?

            geocentricity: Because they do.

            Heliocentricity:
            The Moon does revolve around the Earth, but the Earth actually
            revolves around the Sun, and all the stars only seem to revolve around
            the Earth because the Earth itself is spinning beneath your feet!

            Why do we never see the rotation of the Moon?

            geocentricity: Because it doesn’t rotate.

            Heliocentricity:
            Both the Moon and the Earth are actually rotating but they are doing
            so in such a way that from our perspective it seems that neither are.
            The Earth is spinning East to West at 1,000 mph while orbiting the Sun
            at 67,000 mph. The Moon is spinning West to East at 10.3 mph while
            orbiting the Earth at 2,288 mph. These motions/speeds perfectly cancel
            out so that the Moon always only shows us one side.

            Why do the stars appear to be fixed along a celestial sphere?

            geocentricity: Because they are.

            Heliocentricity:
            The stars only appear to be fixed along a celestial sphere because
            they are so incredibly far away. Even after hundreds of millions of
            miles of our (supposed) orbit around the Sun, the stars appear in the
            exact same positions at the exact same meridian times because they are
            many “light-years” away. A light-year is approximately 6 TRILLION miles
            away and that is why they falsely seem fixed from our faulty
            perspective.

            **Now with all of that heliocentric spinning, both literal a figurative, I don’t blame you for spinning right along with it but it’s time to wake up, we aren’t moving, just like it feels that we aren’t, just as time-lapse, star-trail photos clearly prove: https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Ftse3.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.Mce8067ef5a67caf6b68c9669dc508ff2o0%26pid%3D15.1&f=1

          • Al Mather

            So you are already giving up on the sun ray angle stupidity ???
            What about those “proof ” pictures you posted?
            But I’m still waiting for you to defend or explain the shot of light diffracting through the trees where (by your idiot geometry) the sun would have to be about 1-200 ft away.. c’mon Rolly …you put it posted it.. don’t pussy out!

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Well, you asked so here you go: proof the sun is MUCH closer then “they” say, a sun spot on the TOP of the clouds… impossible from a giant object 93million miles away. http://imgur.com/RQb4feV – so what kind of Shill DeGrasse Tyson crap do you have to “debunk” that? You going to argue that a narrow sun spot on top of the clouds is possible from a light eminating from 93 million miles away, lol? Probably… it was the laser beam from doctor evil coming from his sun base cuz’ nobody gave him his one million dollars so he shot a 93million mile, narrow beam through space, he was aiming for the arctic north so he could heat up with planet and blame humans for it but tell them it’ll all be good if you just pay a world tax to a bunch of parasites :-)

          • Al Mather

            WTF is that..some barely discernible light smudge in a link is your proof the sun isn’t 93mill miles away????? Dude get real instead of desperately grasping at straws here.
            BTW…what I DID ask was for you to explain the angles in those 2 “proof” images you posted with the sun through the trees and the sun in the clouds. The tree one put the sun at about 1-200 ft tops ??

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Why that is clear proof that anyone can click on, that’s what it is. Dr Evil’s sun beam?

          • Al Mather

            FAIL.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Coming from you it holds no merit.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Dr. Evil’s Sun Beam it is! I knew that bastard was dangerous no matter how lame is ransom was ;p

          • Al Mather

            LOL! Oh Yeah… 2 different sized objects ,viewed at different distances seeming to be the approximately the same size.. THAT there is some weird voodoo isn’t it … you flat earthers are really trolling for the mensa crowd aren’t ya?

          • Al Mather

            Hahahahah!!….. No surprise that actual scientific explanations are way more complex than idiot theory… Even with your simplistic “interpretation”.

          • Gary

            Brilliant post. Its also an accurate analogy between your arguments with the shill.

            His imbecilic comments make me want to comment on just how lacking in substance they are, but I’ll try not to as it dilutes the thread (possibly his aim) and detracts away from important facts, such as your post above.

          • Al Mather

            Rolly REALLY likes your comment Gary.

          • Gary

            At least he can post comments for himself, unlike your silent shill army of upclickers, Al.

          • Al Mather

            Himself. ..yourself…whatever.

          • Al Mather

            Gary thinks what you just said is a “Brilliant post!”

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            At least he’s a real person and not part of a shill up-vote brigade… speaking of, where are all of your up-vote chicks? Did I scare them away on ya’? I thought they knew you wore a zioman outfit if that’s what did it, my bad, man, that was unintentional.

          • Gary

            You may have saved them a lifetime of misery, Я0lly. Putting up with Zioman would *not* make for a happy life.

          • Gary

            Your lack of knowledge of basic mathematics is showing again, shill. Go study up on your trignometry, then come back with an argument of substance for magic-ball-Earth on why we see sun-beams at a multitude of angles when the sun’s supposed to be an inconceivable distance away.

          • Al Mather

            I remember you telling me if I ever came over and posted on Dailly Sheeble I’d be eaten alive.. They were really “awake” over here…I find it telling that no-one-no-body-nada has jumped to your defense or even given an uptick to this flat earth garbage you and the sock have spewed.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            I didn’t imply thedailysheeple crowd were flat earthers and even if they were some of them would be shy to admit it for sure, start posting about your “6million jews that died” from WWII or how vaccines are good and see what happens, lol, that’s what I meant and if you try it you’ll see that I am correct :-)

            Glad I can debate you without censorship, zionist gatekeeprs natural news won’t allow anything non-kosher but they are starting to allow anti-zionist posts, first time in years that was allowed… strange. Natural News = herbal infowars, lol, but what can I say, I am sucker for natural health tips :-)

          • Al Mather

            So what you are telling me is that even the crazy conspiracy whack jobs over here avoid the embarassing drivel of Flat Earth nutsackery….. Yeah that was my take too.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Go post about your vaccines and “6 million jews” on a new article and you’ll see what I mean :-)

            I never implied they’re all flat earthers, only a few.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Here is a training session that never existed too, lol! http://www.sott.net/article/252304-Israel-educates-Zionist-trolls-to-manipulate-online-content – it’s all a coincidence!

          • Al Mather

            Wow … Good stuff Gary… Show me more. I think maybe I’m starting to buy into this great info you are sharing.

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            …just some more fuel for your denial, you’re welcome!

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Oh, that’s right, if it says anything bad about Israel it isn’t true, I forgot who I am talking to… ZIOMAN!

          • Gary

            Its very telling how he keeps pretending he thinks we’re the same person. Sort of like if he admits he was wrong about claiming we were one person, people will realise he is wrong about a great many things…

            I wonder if he’s a Talmudist, who believes he’s arguing with and for animals, so believes we (and other readers) don’t have the mental capacity to see all his inconsistencies…

          • Al Mather

            And hey Gar…do me a favor and hook me up with a map of that flat Earth Okay? Cool.. Thanks

          • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

            Man, you got all the hot paid shill chicks following you around… must be the troof attracting them you stud you :-)

    • http://privacy.com MARCUS

      of course the moon is made of cheese. why else would we go there??
      tasty, tasty cheese…

  • D.Moore

    Give me a frigging break, why would you guys even report such bullshit, do you want loyal readers or are you going for the sheeple people? Not the journalism I’m looking for the picture is more than likely a relative of Putin’s nothing more.

  • YeahRightOkay

    …I hope ‘The Daily Sheeple’…isn’t going off the deep end…

    • http://privacy.com MARCUS

      yeah, I’m sure this was partly reposted from RT in jest as a tongue-in-cheek nod to Putin being a strong leader. Unfortunately, it attracts and feeds the loonies, and takes away from the otherwise decent and informative alt-media here

      • sunshine

        Aww come on, nobody thinks he’s immortal. BUT, cloning is a possibility. Who really knows what’s going on? I personally don’t think we get the full picture on anything and I’m not going to be shitty to people with “out there” thoughts, because at least they’re aware that things aren’t what they seem and that’s pretty good compared to most people.

        • http://privacy.com MARCUS

          I wouldn’t say I’m the one being “shitty” when I make a perfectly logical and valid post about how its normal for certain cultural or regional groups to have the same genetic makeup and look similar, yet someone (jaguar) replies calling me “stupid” and claiming its much more likely the Elite have cloned someone using the technology of the ancient Egyptians and sent him back and forth with a time machine. Some things may be POSSIBLE; however, they are much less PROBABLE. We need critical thinkers, not fringe loonies.

          • sunshine

            Well I am not making excuses for anyone’s name calling! And I definitely wasn’t saying the comment about certain groups of people wasn’t valid or logical (because it definitely is both). I suppose I agree with all of your comment….but I guess I took it a little personal because I love that kind of stuff (not saying I believe it all, just that it’s really interesting…and I don’t have TV so I guess it’s my entertainment lol).

  • http://privacy.com MARCUS

    C&C3 was right..!