Cruz Responds to Allegations: “Donald Trump May Be a Rodent, But I Have No Desire to Copulate with Him”

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Wow.

Just wow.

Seriously?!

Ted Cruz has now officially responded to the allegations that he cheated on his wife with not one, but five mistresses. And you would think that with the high stakes at this late hour, and the fact that Ted had at least 48 hours to respond, that he would have carefully crafted something that doesn’t make him seem infinitely more creepy.

Nope. You’d be wrong.

Try: “Well let me be clear: Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him.”

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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  • Donna

    Wow that is just down right creepy

    cruz is not presidential material

    • Darrin Lee

      Sure He is.. He is a wierdo like all the rest of the candidates Before and after.

      • http://www.8bitgeek.net 8bitgeek

        Yeah at least the Cruze’s are not a gay/transvestite Muslim Communist couple like we have now.

        • Milly Vanilly

          BUT It’s still early enough for MORE FILTH to be brought to the LIGHT !

        • Nexusfast123

          No worries….you will just be replacing one set of deviant tendencies with another set of deviant tendencies.

      • Milly Vanilly

        LOL…SOOO TRUE !

    • Haywood Jablome

      And Trump is?

      • Reverend Draco

        Yes.

        You’re welcome.

        • Haywood Jablome

          Good boy. Go drink your kool-aid now…..

          • Reverend Draco

            I wish I could. . . but you drank it all and forgot to make a new pitcher.

    • jim_robert

      Yeah, and Trump boasting of a big d*ck is? Posting horrible pictures of Cruz’s wife is?
      Sadly, Melissa Dykes has gone off the rails, with the result we may end up with a Hilary presidency, thus doubling down on the evil coming to this country. Nice work, Melissa. Not.

      • Trump 2016

        First. It was Rubio, who started with hand/dick story. Second. It was Rato, who started with Melania picture.

        You are shilling, Jim. F*** off.

      • Steve

        Melissa Dikes owed Cruz one.

    • Steve

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    • Milly Vanilly

      AGREED, But neither is Hillary….for that matter neither is Barry ‘SHARIA’ Obama (along with ALL his other aliases) OR the List of Presidents from the last MANY years !
      They are all Muppets (picture THEIR controllers behind the scenes with their hands up their rectums controlling them..Ughh).-MUPPETS !

    • Nexusfast123

      Goes beyond creepy and may signal some deep seated mental problems.

  • Mary

    Well Lyin’ Ted, looks like Trump was right about you. By the way, I’m sure Trump already knows you wouldn’t want to “copulate” with him…you’re too busy copulating with everyone else. Another fake Christian bites the dust.

    • Haywood Jablome

      Go drink your kool-aid!

    • Steve

      Justice comes around now and then. This little creep sent me one of those campaign “checks” that turned out to be a matching donation-right!

    • RJ O’Guillory

      …me thinks Donald and Mr. Stone…if the information is accurate…me thinks they have documentation or evidence…and they have waited for the bought-off-fascist-douche-bag…Mr. Cruz to come out and deny the allegations. Now it is really time to rat-screw Mr. Cruz…Ha…ha..ha.
      RJ O’Guillory

      • jim_robert

        Unfortunately, RJ, your incoherent ramblings are only readable where you start you filthy cursing. How nice.

    • jim_robert

      Ignorance based one what, Mary? Were you there? Are you friends with one of the adulterers? Truth is, the whole Trump thing is becoming a mirror image of the mindless “Yes we can chanters.” No desire to just simply debate policies and relative merits of issues. No, the Trumpsters are all about “Boy, is my wife HOT” and “Don’t I have a big d*ck.”
      This is stupid. And so are the posters defending this stupidity. Yes, I will vote for Trump if it is him vs. Hilary. And Trump may have some good points – assuming he actually has coherent policies that aren’t self-contradictory – but anything is better than Hilary.
      Truth is, the frantic anti-Cruz types are just illustrating how absurd their arguments are.
      Oh, and BTW, how about that latest report where Cruz was having sex with a dolphin. Or was that an earthworm? You people are getting absurd, including you, Melissa.

      • Mary

        @JimRobert…the adultery thing will be proven one way or the other but the NE who printed the story has been accurate with Tiger Woods and John Edwards, etc. It’s sad when a tabloid reports the news more accurately than the lame -stream media. That aside, how ignorant can conservatives be to think a person born in Canada is a natural born citizen. That is true ignorance that can’t be denied. It’s like deja vu with Barry Soetoro all over again. Remember that saying, “fool me once, shame on you…fool me twice, shame on ME”.

    • Trump 2016

      Correct. Only rats copulate with rats. And only rat there is the Mega Rato…

  • Zaphod Braden

    So Cruz copulates with RODENTS …. just not Trump …..

  • Zaphod Braden

    U CRUZ U LUZ

  • http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/political_reading_room/ disqus_3BrONUAJno

    When it comes to rodents, Ted looks a lot like Bill Murray, who bit the head off a clay rodent in a movie, making him, by far, the most closely related thereto.
    Someone should tell the headline editor for The Daily Sheeple that all rats are rodents, but not all rodents are rats.

  • WVRik

    What in the world does that statement even mean/relate to?

    • Broos

      Only a Tailgunner Joe reincarnated and NixOn running dog could come up with a punchline like that! I.e., http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Ratfucking

      • WVRik

        Thanks for the reference. Ongoing education. That’s why I enjoy online discussions.

  • sandollar_man

    Holy crap batman, he can only think of rodents when talking about his wife.

  • Sean David Cohen

    so that means he usually DOES copulate with rats, but not with Trump, because that’s his adversary, great point Ted!

  • doodaa

    Creepy Cruz is unstable.

    • Steve

      You got to love the little pauses between everything he says like its all so monumental.

  • L Garou

    I did not have sex with that rodent!

    • Steve

      Twelve Step Therapy for Rodent Sexual Addiction – Wheel in a Cage Therapy 30 minutes daily and cold showers with overhead piped in mormon verses

      • Paul Duca

        Unless, of course, Trump offers him the VP slot in return…

  • DarwinsRight

    At least he’s brave enough to come out of the closet as a “rat f_ _ker! ….goes along with “hung like a hamster” ! ….and those guinea pigs in college

  • Razedbywolvs

    Attack, reverse victim hood, denial, repeat.
    Ted Cruze is displaying classic SJW behaviour.

  • Steve

    He’s losing his mind. People who are guilty come up with the strangest responses.

  • desertspeaks

    Hey ted, how come the US Consulate has NO RECORD OF YOUR BIRTH AS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN?? HOW COME YOU HAVE NO US BIRTH CERTIFICATE?

  • hvaiallverden

    Yup, this is how the sheeps getts f…..
    This is way belove dignity, and no matter whom, this is stil an moronic divertion from the real deal, politics, the future of your imperial banana republic.
    But instead, no, we drown the media with utter nonsense and gosip.
    I dont give a f…. about this creepy thing, but He isnt alone in this and to then dragg whatever happend in the past, even when its totally irrelevant, this is simply riddicilous.

    When an presidential race, drules down to dick sice, I wounder how can humans then clam animals are stupid.
    huh

    peace

    • Andrew Miller

      When you’re virtually waving a Bible around while campaigning, then it isn’t irrelevant. IF the accusation is true.

  • PAUL H

    “Antisemitic” hate crime in progress

    • Steve

      Put it behind a podium and its cruz!

    • Milly Vanilly

      OR should it be ‘Antiratmetic’ ?

  • Steve

    To Cruz from Harry Lime: You can’t keep a super pac love affair from me old man. What did they deal you for the porn ad slip – a lifetime payment plan for washington pork sandwiches or an all you can stand financing of carpet bombing support in the senate if you luck out with the delegate shuffle? Oh, but do lay off the rat analogies with sex. People just might begin to associate you with some of the other meanings for rat like scoundrel and stool pidgeon.

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  • Emily Summer

    What does that even mean?

  • The Black Fox

  • davol

    I’m just afraid that these affairs were inevitable even though I’m sure Ted Cruz begs for God’s forgiveness every day over his only human failings. The truth is that poor Ted Cruz has never seen eye-to-eye with his wife. He’s an outsider anti-establishment gun-totting lover of the American people and she’s a Bush insider, and a Goldman Sachs CEO who reminds poor Ted of his pre-Christian sinful days when he was into deviant rat-sex, which he has long since repented of and no longer has anything to do with. What we see here is a classic case of a marriage failing over irreconcilable differences.

  • paul

    In today’s political climate, you would have to classify Cruz’s statement as “presidential”.

  • Randall

    So Ted Cruz can say stupid things? Are you saying this is a worse statement than all of the other socialists are saying? I would think sheeple would want to rise up above the such judgements. Judgements that your masters would have you make!

  • Beowulf73

    “Rat Fucking” was a termed coined by the Nixon Administration to attack its enemies.

    What this has to do with fucking Trump I have no idea.