Saturday, December 20th, 2014

Humor (Videos)


Question: Why Is the McDonalds Website so Scary?

Wednesday, December 17th, 2014

If a company’s first contact with you is a creepy attempt to justify their products and dispel rumors about whether or not they are real, natural, or possibly filled with worms…

Letters to the New World Order: Dear Torture-Loving War Criminal Dick Cheney

Monday, December 15th, 2014

One time we had a dream that saying the word “torture” five times resurrected Dick Cheney as every movie villain in the history of cinema combined like Voltron possessed by John McCain’s mother to single-handedly continue fighting the fictitious war on terror with war crimes.

“Hillary for the Holidays”: I Wish I Had a Time Machine to Avoid Mrs. Clinton’s Presidential Bid

Friday, December 12th, 2014

Because I want to give someone a gift that says, “I went out of my way and even spent my own money supporting a fascist psychopath to let you know on Christmas of all days just how much I can’t stand you as a human being.”

Sad but Funny (but Sad): America Is Much Worse Than a Bad Boyfriend

Monday, December 8th, 2014

When you leave America, it’s not even really like a girlfriend breaking up with a boyfriend (with the boyfriend making dubious claims the girl owes him a bunch of money he can’t actually prove she legitimately owes to try and keep her there). No, leaving turns more into a pimp/ho situation…

Get Your Barf Bag Ready: “Stand with Hillary” Country Song Review

Saturday, December 6th, 2014

I seriously doubt even the people who put those “I’m ready for Hillary!” bumper stickers on their cars were ready for this auto-tuned country song about Hillary Clinton…

Song: Have Yourself a Merry Little Black Friday

Friday, November 28th, 2014

A song…in celebration of today’s mindless consumer zombie-ism wherein people wait outside for hours in the cold just to stampede and beat each other up over six-dollar Chinese slave-made toasters.

Obama: Americans Want “New Car Smell” in 2016 & Hillary Would Be a “Great President”

Monday, November 24th, 2014

Well guys? What do you think Hillary smells like as president?

King Obama? Congressman Suggests a MOAT Around the White House After Gunman Scare

Friday, November 21st, 2014

Tennessee Rep. Steven Cohen (also D) shared a great new idea he had on dealing with White House intruders to Acting Secret Service Director Joseph Clancy at a recent House Judiciary Committee meeting: A MOAT.

New “GruberGate” Video: Two-Minute Controversial Comment Compilation

Wednesday, November 19th, 2014

Now you can see all of Gruber’s Gaffes in one brilliant video!

FAIL: With a Pathetic 11% Approval Rating, a Whopping 96% of Congress was Re-Elected

Monday, November 17th, 2014

THIS MEME JUST HAPPENED TO AMERICA. And it hurts. Bad. I imagine it’s like having a bad case of raging hemorrhoids would be if you lived in a word where all the chairs were made out of starving sharks.

Parody: Every Greenwashed Big Oil Commercial Ever

Saturday, November 8th, 2014

Ah, meaningless greenwashing. Because Big Oil cares about the protecting the environment. Big time.

Real Chicago Politics – Funny Stuff!

Monday, October 27th, 2014

21-year-old Charlie Kirk shows wisdom and humor beyond his years in this clip.

SNL Mocks Obama on Ebola and His Entire Second Term in Short Skit

Monday, October 27th, 2014

Last weekend, Saturday Night Live’s opening featured a brilliant, spot-on mockery of Obama’s handling of the Ebola crisis, and well…just about every other problem that has infected the president’s second term.

Don’t Worry, Obama – Haters Gonna Hate

Tuesday, October 21st, 2014

Obama, why don’t you just “shake it off?”

New Ebola Czar: A Bureaucrat with Zero Healthcare Experience Who Helped Fuel Housing Bubble

Friday, October 17th, 2014

Obama just chucked a bureaucrat with zero medical expertise at the Ebola crisis, and not just any bureaucrat but a former lobbyist who helped fuel last decade’s housing bubble which led to the greatest financial crisis since the Great Depression. Don’t you feel safer, America?

Asset Seizure: Cops Use Your “Pennies From Heaven” to “Buy Toys”

Monday, October 13th, 2014

John Oliver of Last Week Tonight discusses the legalized theft racket known as civil asset forfeiture.

297 Congress Members Have Earmarked $3.8 Billion for Organizations Tied to Them or Family Members

Saturday, October 11th, 2014

“So come November, the choice is clear: do you want another spineless mouthpiece for special interests and lobbyists…or a spineless mouthpiece for special interests and lobbyists?”

The Handling of this Ebola Crisis Is Like a Bad Horror Film

Friday, October 3rd, 2014

In fact, this is every stupid horror movie on pandemic virus outbreaks ever, compounded by an all new level of fail.

Help Obama Kickstart World War III!

Saturday, September 20th, 2014

President Obama needs your help to start World War III!

The Plot Thickens: Putin Seizes Ukraine’s Spy Dolphins and No, He Isn’t Giving Them Back

Monday, September 15th, 2014

Yes, spy dolphins. No, that’s not a cute monicker for some elite human military tactical unit. It’s literally a group of spy dolphins.

New Funny or Die Sketch: COPS, the Ferguson Edition

Saturday, September 6th, 2014

“A lot of cities like to use violence as a last resort, but we’ve found it’s pretty fun just to use it as a first resort.”

These College Students Couldn’t Name a Single U.S. Senator

Sunday, August 31st, 2014

These people are all old enough to vote, but they don’t know anyone they’re voting for if they do vote. This is really, really sad.

OF COURSE THE IRS EMAILS ARE BACKED UP! DUH!

Thursday, August 28th, 2014

Now it’s come to light that the federal government, which is all about continuity of itself, actually backs up all of its emails?!?!?! NO duh. That’s right. We’re going back to middle school in the 1980s on this one. No duh.

New PSA: “Because Fluoride!”

Thursday, August 21st, 2014

Brought to you by the Oh Just Shut Up and Drink It Already, Who Even Needs a Pineal Gland Coalition.

Old TV Commercial Jokes about Ebola, “Don’t Worry, It’s Not an Airborne Strain”

Sunday, August 17th, 2014

But but…we thought there was no airborne strain…?

Video: My Daughter’s New Agenda 21 Bedroom

Friday, August 15th, 2014

“I thought I should get my daughter prepared for her downsized future…”

Truthstream Launches News Show — Episode 1: NEW WORLD DISORDER

Monday, August 11th, 2014

In this inaugural episode, “New World Disorder,” Truthstream News’ Aaron Dykes and Melissa Melton present a different kind of “news” – surrounding by “olds” (history and analysis to give you better context) as well as hard hitting investigative pieces and ripe humor about the dismal state of politics and modern culture.

Trending: Why Are Teens Deliberately Setting Themselves on Fire?

Saturday, August 2nd, 2014

Question: when you set yourself on fire, what exactly do you expect to happen to you, other than BE ON FIRE?

Video: You Will Believe What the Media Tells You to Believe

Saturday, July 26th, 2014

And now, your regularly scheduled brainwashing…

Video: If Our Politicians Were Honest… (Satire)

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2014

“So come November, the choice is clear: do you want another spineless mouthpiece for special interests and lobbyists…or a spineless mouthpiece for special interests and lobbyists?”

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