Monday, February 2nd, 2015

Humor (Videos)


OH NO MEASLES, WE’RE ALL GONNA D— Wait, Do You Wanna See What Measles Looked Like Before Vaccinations?

Friday, January 30th, 2015

Once upon a time before vaccines came along, measles was a sitcom punchline. Today, it’s a reason to run around screaming and freaking out that we’re all gonna die and everyone’s basic liberties should be ripped away in the name of a little security (theater).

Brace Yourselves for Another Vapid Election Cycle

Wednesday, January 28th, 2015

It’s only been 3 months since the 2014 election, and only a day since Governor Walker took the first steps towards starting his presidential campaign, and he already has a slick ad to present to the sheeple.

Palin for President? Really?? Try to Make Sense of Her Bizarre, Barely Coherent Word Salad Freedom Summit Speech

Tuesday, January 27th, 2015

They’re claiming the video and resultant transcript below is due to a teleprompter outage. To be fair, I would too.

Video: Nanny State Billboards…Cuz the Government Is Your Mommy!

Saturday, January 24th, 2015

What a sad testament to our society that there are more billboards on the side of the road from the government reminding us to have basic common sense than there are companies trying to sell us crap.

New TV Show “Sex Box” Features Couples Literally Having Sex in a Box on Stage in Front of a Studio Audience

Saturday, January 24th, 2015

What are we, high tech Rome?

Nancy Grace Flashback: ‘Marijuana Users Stab, Strangle and Kill Whole Families’

Thursday, January 15th, 2015

It would appear the great Colorado marijuana bloodbath of 2014 never actually happened…

What Are the Odds? Guy Caught Plotting Violent Jihad Against Capitol as Republicans Holding Out on DHS Funding Bill

Thursday, January 15th, 2015

Right on time like clockwork the FBI has stopped a violent jihad plan to blow up the Capitol building and kill members of Congress while the Republicans are holding out on funding Homeland Security because of Obama’s executive amnesty… Superb timing, no?

Wanna Watch Bill Gates Drink Poop Water?

Tuesday, January 13th, 2015

This is reminiscent of Soylent Green, no? Paints a bleak picture of where the world is headed under the elite technocracy running things.

‘Daily Show’ Trolls NYPD ‘Slowdown,’ Invites You to ‘Sh*ttier New York’

Friday, January 9th, 2015

Daily Show host Jon Stewart took a more optimistic tack on the news that New York City police were intentionally cutting down on arrests as part of a grudge against Mayor Bill de Blasio.

Man Explains to WFTV News Why He Loves the Orlando Police Department

Saturday, December 27th, 2014

A man tells a news reporter why he loves the Orlando Police Department.

Watch: Building Demolition Fail Caught On Camera

Saturday, December 27th, 2014

A Russian demolition crew attempted to take down a building. Things didn’t go so well.

Video: Show How Much You Care with a Flu Shot Gift Card!

Saturday, December 27th, 2014

Exactly how much would you have to hate someone’s guts to give them this as a present?

Watch as This Kangaroo Quickly Dispatches Nosy Drone

Friday, December 26th, 2014

It appears that the animal kingdom is just as concerned about the future of privacy as we are, and they’re starting to fight back.

‘Twas the Night Raid Before Christmas

Wednesday, December 24th, 2014

Enjoy this Christmas classic from Reason TV: ‘Twas the Night Raid Before Christmas.

Question: Why Is the McDonalds Website so Scary?

Wednesday, December 17th, 2014

If a company’s first contact with you is a creepy attempt to justify their products and dispel rumors about whether or not they are real, natural, or possibly filled with worms…

Letters to the New World Order: Dear Torture-Loving War Criminal Dick Cheney

Monday, December 15th, 2014

One time we had a dream that saying the word “torture” five times resurrected Dick Cheney as every movie villain in the history of cinema combined like Voltron possessed by John McCain’s mother to single-handedly continue fighting the fictitious war on terror with war crimes.

“Hillary for the Holidays”: I Wish I Had a Time Machine to Avoid Mrs. Clinton’s Presidential Bid

Friday, December 12th, 2014

Because I want to give someone a gift that says, “I went out of my way and even spent my own money supporting a fascist psychopath to let you know on Christmas of all days just how much I can’t stand you as a human being.”

Sad but Funny (but Sad): America Is Much Worse Than a Bad Boyfriend

Monday, December 8th, 2014

When you leave America, it’s not even really like a girlfriend breaking up with a boyfriend (with the boyfriend making dubious claims the girl owes him a bunch of money he can’t actually prove she legitimately owes to try and keep her there). No, leaving turns more into a pimp/ho situation…

Get Your Barf Bag Ready: “Stand with Hillary” Country Song Review

Saturday, December 6th, 2014

I seriously doubt even the people who put those “I’m ready for Hillary!” bumper stickers on their cars were ready for this auto-tuned country song about Hillary Clinton…

Song: Have Yourself a Merry Little Black Friday

Friday, November 28th, 2014

A song…in celebration of today’s mindless consumer zombie-ism wherein people wait outside for hours in the cold just to stampede and beat each other up over six-dollar Chinese slave-made toasters.

Obama: Americans Want “New Car Smell” in 2016 & Hillary Would Be a “Great President”

Monday, November 24th, 2014

Well guys? What do you think Hillary smells like as president?

King Obama? Congressman Suggests a MOAT Around the White House After Gunman Scare

Friday, November 21st, 2014

Tennessee Rep. Steven Cohen (also D) shared a great new idea he had on dealing with White House intruders to Acting Secret Service Director Joseph Clancy at a recent House Judiciary Committee meeting: A MOAT.

New “GruberGate” Video: Two-Minute Controversial Comment Compilation

Wednesday, November 19th, 2014

Now you can see all of Gruber’s Gaffes in one brilliant video!

FAIL: With a Pathetic 11% Approval Rating, a Whopping 96% of Congress was Re-Elected

Monday, November 17th, 2014

THIS MEME JUST HAPPENED TO AMERICA. And it hurts. Bad. I imagine it’s like having a bad case of raging hemorrhoids would be if you lived in a word where all the chairs were made out of starving sharks.

Parody: Every Greenwashed Big Oil Commercial Ever

Saturday, November 8th, 2014

Ah, meaningless greenwashing. Because Big Oil cares about the protecting the environment. Big time.

Real Chicago Politics – Funny Stuff!

Monday, October 27th, 2014

21-year-old Charlie Kirk shows wisdom and humor beyond his years in this clip.

SNL Mocks Obama on Ebola and His Entire Second Term in Short Skit

Monday, October 27th, 2014

Last weekend, Saturday Night Live’s opening featured a brilliant, spot-on mockery of Obama’s handling of the Ebola crisis, and well…just about every other problem that has infected the president’s second term.

Don’t Worry, Obama – Haters Gonna Hate

Tuesday, October 21st, 2014

Obama, why don’t you just “shake it off?”

New Ebola Czar: A Bureaucrat with Zero Healthcare Experience Who Helped Fuel Housing Bubble

Friday, October 17th, 2014

Obama just chucked a bureaucrat with zero medical expertise at the Ebola crisis, and not just any bureaucrat but a former lobbyist who helped fuel last decade’s housing bubble which led to the greatest financial crisis since the Great Depression. Don’t you feel safer, America?

Asset Seizure: Cops Use Your “Pennies From Heaven” to “Buy Toys”

Monday, October 13th, 2014

John Oliver of Last Week Tonight discusses the legalized theft racket known as civil asset forfeiture.

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