Tuesday, September 1st, 2015

Humor (Videos)

NOT Satire: Presidential Candidate “Deez Nuts” Polls Better than Traditional GOP Hopefuls

Thursday, August 20th, 2015

Independent politician Deez Nuts is outperforming several other presidential contenders.

VIDEO: Watch How Pissed Hillary Gets When Directly Asked if She Wiped Her Server

Wednesday, August 19th, 2015

At one point, she actually responds, “What, like with a cloth or something?”

VIDEO: 20 More Stupid Things Said by U.S. Politicians

Saturday, August 15th, 2015

Wow. They actually said these things…

VIDEO: Man Offers $25,000 Cash Reward for Irrefutable Proof Sandy Hook Really Happened

Thursday, August 13th, 2015

Do you believe the official story on Sandy Hook? Do you have irrefutable proof things happened the way the authorities, the media, and the government claim? Well then, claim your $25,000 today!

Anchor Walks Off Live TV in Disgust After Refusing to Report on Kardashians

Tuesday, August 11th, 2015

After the program’s co-host storms off set, he can be heard off-screen shouting, ”I don’t care about this family. I’m sick of this family. It’s a non-story!”

Deputy Speaker in UK Filmed Snorting Cocaine with Prostitutes

Monday, August 10th, 2015

In the footage, released by The Sun, the politician was told ”You’re such a party animal!” by one of the escorts. To which he replied,”I know. Disgusting, isn’t it?”

PATHETIC: “All Records Shattered” as 24M Americans Tune in to GOP Debate? Why? Because Trump Was There?

Friday, August 7th, 2015

So 24 million of your fellow Americans are going to keep playing violins on the deck of the Titanic as the giant boat continues to slowly sink?

Apparently No One’s Lovin’ It: McDonalds Hits Record Lows

Thursday, July 16th, 2015

Have people finally realized en masse how much McDonalds sucks in so many ways? It would appear so.

Video: National Teachers Union Bashes Homeschooling

Wednesday, July 8th, 2015

It’s obvious that the union feels threatened by the explosion of students leaving the system to be home educated…

VIDEO: Americans Don’t Know Why They’re Celebrating the 4th of July

Monday, July 6th, 2015

They were happy to admit they would still be celebrating the holiday in spite of their inability to articulate the point of it.

Some of These High School Grads Can’t Answer a Basic American History Question

Friday, June 26th, 2015

Some of these graduating high schoolers have multiple honors cords wrapped around their necks and can’t answer the basic question of what year America declared independence from Britain…

Fox News Anchor Accidentally Chucks Axe at Bystander

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2015

Rather than hitting the board, the axe flew well over the target, and nearly incapacitated a member of the West Point Hellcats marching band on the other side.

Humor: Who Can Tax the Sunshine? The Government Can!

Monday, June 22nd, 2015

Who can tax the sunshine? The government can!

German Man Cuts His Belongings in HALF with Power Tools to Give Ex-Wife Her Share in Divorce (VIDEO)

Monday, June 22nd, 2015

Splitting everything literally in half is not as uncommon in divorces as you might think.

Luke Skywalker Reacts to the Announcement that Jeb Bush Is Running for President

Monday, June 15th, 2015

P.S. – Is it even remotely shocking Jeb’s announcing his run right before this year’s Bilderberg conference which just so happens to have ”US Elections” as an official topic? Gee, wonder who they’ll choose for us…

Empty Headed Americans Sign Petition to Nuke Russia

Thursday, June 11th, 2015

So long as an idea is worded correctly and vaguely explained with confidence, millions of people will give it their support.

The Truth Is Still Suppressed Out There: Truthstream News Episode 4

Sunday, June 7th, 2015

With the Pentagon determined to bring home the monster it admittedly created, sweeping developments in the junk food wars and a dip into the unexplained with a look at how the Rockefellers brought the search for life from another planet to the Clinton White House… well, you’ll see.

School Locked Down After Child Caught Thinking About a Gun! (Satire)

Friday, June 5th, 2015

Coming soon to the police state near you, on the brainwashing children against our Second Amendment front, this is the next news report we expect to see.

Russian Separatists Greet New Governor with Hilarious Protest

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2015

You may also remember him as the man who was caught nervously eating his own tie on live television as Russian soldiers were pouring into his country.

(Big Fat Schocker) Claim: ‘Fed Policy Helps Rich Get Richer’

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2015

According to some reality-smashing journalism coming out of NBC, the Federal Reserve’s policies are creating ‘economic distortions’ that result in transfers of wealth to, you guessed it, the wealthy.

Clinton Speaks with Southern Accent for South Carolina Audience

Thursday, May 28th, 2015

Illinois native Hillary Clinton was known to put on a southern accent when her husband was governor of Arkansas, an accent which mysteriously disappeared when she arrived at the White House as First Lady.

VIDEO: People in This Country Have No Idea What They Are Eating

Friday, May 22nd, 2015

‘I just eat it and hope that I don’t die.’

Capitol Police to Get Potty Training After Leaving Loaded Guns in Bathrooms

Friday, May 22nd, 2015

Officers assigned to protecting Congress are now undergoing additional training after three separate reports of U.S. Capitol Police leaving guns in, of all places, bathrooms.

Watch a Kangaroo Punch a Drone out of the Sky

Tuesday, May 19th, 2015

Apparently kangaroos do not like their privacy invaded much either…

NATO Members Drunkenly Sing “We Are the World” (Not Satire)

Thursday, May 14th, 2015

You can see this absurd display for yourself if you happen to have a few spare minutes to laugh, cry, and/or vomit.

Here It Comes: Denmark Moving to a Totally Cashless Society

Wednesday, May 13th, 2015

Can you imagine living in a world where your every economic move is tracked and traced and completely reliant on computers? It’s about to happen in Denmark.

Watch the Citizens of Baltimore Stand up to the Mob

Tuesday, April 28th, 2015

As is usually the case, not everyone showed up to fight the police or pillage their community. Some just wanted to have a peaceful protest, and did everything they could to stop the violence.

The White House Correspondents Dinner Was Oozing with Hypocrisy

Tuesday, April 28th, 2015

Every year, the White House holds a White House Correspondents Dinner. It is an opportunity for people to pretend that the American head of state is not guilty of a wide variety of high-level crimes.

Make Room in the Campaign Clown Car! Marco Rubio Announces POTUS Bid

Monday, April 13th, 2015

The latest candidate to squeeze into the POTUS 2016 clown car is…neocon war hawk Marco Rubio.

Tennessee Set to Make SQUIRT GUNS “Near” Schools ILLEGAL

Wednesday, April 8th, 2015

That’s right. Now the stupid isn’t just confined within the school itself. It is legally spilling out all around the school as well.

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