Sunday, March 1st, 2015

Humor (Videos)


Video: Finally! Chemtrails Debunked…

Monday, February 23rd, 2015

Well I guess that clears everything up, right guys?

Video: The Top 10 Things Vice President Joe Biden Might’ve Whispered to the Defense Secretary’s Wife

Friday, February 20th, 2015

It’s really hard to watch this, even with David Letterman making jokes over it.

Coming Soon: The Department of the Internet

Thursday, February 19th, 2015

Trusting the government to run the Internet is like trusting the NSA to never spy on Americans.

People Sign Petition to Add Soylent Green to School Menus for Michelle Obama’s Lunch Program

Tuesday, February 17th, 2015

Mark Dice proves, once again, that people will sign petitions for just about anything.

John Oliver: Big Pharma Marketing to Doctors

Friday, February 13th, 2015

Pharmaceutical companies spend billions of dollars marketing drugs to doctors. John Oliver of Last Week Tonight points out the issues with that.

Joe Biden Gives Shout Out to “an Old Butt Buddy” in Iowa Speech (Video)

Thursday, February 12th, 2015

This is our Vice President, America.

New White House Petition to “Classify Refusal To Vaccinate Children As A Mental Disorder” Has 2,000+ Signatures

Friday, February 6th, 2015

Does this ignorant petition even deserve to be broken down on its fallacies?

Idiocracy Is Here: Australia Is Putting in French Fry Vending Machines

Monday, February 2nd, 2015

And don’t forget, drink Brawndo! It’s got electrolytes! (Welcome to Costco, I love you…)

Senator Ted Cruz “Honored” to Hang Out with War Criminal Henry Kissinger

Monday, February 2nd, 2015

Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words, (then the person in the picture needlessly adds a few more words as if the point wasn’t already hammered home).

Alternative Superbowl Ad: Monsanto for President

Monday, February 2nd, 2015

If Monsanto transparently ran for president, it probably would look a lot like this.

Not Joking: 4th Grader Suspended for Making ‘Terroristic Threat’ with Magic Ring from ‘The Hobbit’ Movie

Monday, February 2nd, 2015

How much more pathetic do public schools in America have to GET before they just start imploding from the sheer level of STUPID?

OH NO MEASLES, WE’RE ALL GONNA D— Wait, Do You Wanna See What Measles Looked Like Before Vaccinations?

Friday, January 30th, 2015

Once upon a time before vaccines came along, measles was a sitcom punchline. Today, it’s a reason to run around screaming and freaking out that we’re all gonna die and everyone’s basic liberties should be ripped away in the name of a little security (theater).

Brace Yourselves for Another Vapid Election Cycle

Wednesday, January 28th, 2015

It’s only been 3 months since the 2014 election, and only a day since Governor Walker took the first steps towards starting his presidential campaign, and he already has a slick ad to present to the sheeple.

Palin for President? Really?? Try to Make Sense of Her Bizarre, Barely Coherent Word Salad Freedom Summit Speech

Tuesday, January 27th, 2015

They’re claiming the video and resultant transcript below is due to a teleprompter outage. To be fair, I would too.

Video: Nanny State Billboards…Cuz the Government Is Your Mommy!

Saturday, January 24th, 2015

What a sad testament to our society that there are more billboards on the side of the road from the government reminding us to have basic common sense than there are companies trying to sell us crap.

New TV Show “Sex Box” Features Couples Literally Having Sex in a Box on Stage in Front of a Studio Audience

Saturday, January 24th, 2015

What are we, high tech Rome?

Nancy Grace Flashback: ‘Marijuana Users Stab, Strangle and Kill Whole Families’

Thursday, January 15th, 2015

It would appear the great Colorado marijuana bloodbath of 2014 never actually happened…

What Are the Odds? Guy Caught Plotting Violent Jihad Against Capitol as Republicans Holding Out on DHS Funding Bill

Thursday, January 15th, 2015

Right on time like clockwork the FBI has stopped a violent jihad plan to blow up the Capitol building and kill members of Congress while the Republicans are holding out on funding Homeland Security because of Obama’s executive amnesty… Superb timing, no?

Wanna Watch Bill Gates Drink Poop Water?

Tuesday, January 13th, 2015

This is reminiscent of Soylent Green, no? Paints a bleak picture of where the world is headed under the elite technocracy running things.

‘Daily Show’ Trolls NYPD ‘Slowdown,’ Invites You to ‘Sh*ttier New York’

Friday, January 9th, 2015

Daily Show host Jon Stewart took a more optimistic tack on the news that New York City police were intentionally cutting down on arrests as part of a grudge against Mayor Bill de Blasio.

Man Explains to WFTV News Why He Loves the Orlando Police Department

Saturday, December 27th, 2014

A man tells a news reporter why he loves the Orlando Police Department.

Watch: Building Demolition Fail Caught On Camera

Saturday, December 27th, 2014

A Russian demolition crew attempted to take down a building. Things didn’t go so well.

Video: Show How Much You Care with a Flu Shot Gift Card!

Saturday, December 27th, 2014

Exactly how much would you have to hate someone’s guts to give them this as a present?

Watch as This Kangaroo Quickly Dispatches Nosy Drone

Friday, December 26th, 2014

It appears that the animal kingdom is just as concerned about the future of privacy as we are, and they’re starting to fight back.

‘Twas the Night Raid Before Christmas

Wednesday, December 24th, 2014

Enjoy this Christmas classic from Reason TV: ‘Twas the Night Raid Before Christmas.

Question: Why Is the McDonalds Website so Scary?

Wednesday, December 17th, 2014

If a company’s first contact with you is a creepy attempt to justify their products and dispel rumors about whether or not they are real, natural, or possibly filled with worms…

Letters to the New World Order: Dear Torture-Loving War Criminal Dick Cheney

Monday, December 15th, 2014

One time we had a dream that saying the word “torture” five times resurrected Dick Cheney as every movie villain in the history of cinema combined like Voltron possessed by John McCain’s mother to single-handedly continue fighting the fictitious war on terror with war crimes.

“Hillary for the Holidays”: I Wish I Had a Time Machine to Avoid Mrs. Clinton’s Presidential Bid

Friday, December 12th, 2014

Because I want to give someone a gift that says, “I went out of my way and even spent my own money supporting a fascist psychopath to let you know on Christmas of all days just how much I can’t stand you as a human being.”

Sad but Funny (but Sad): America Is Much Worse Than a Bad Boyfriend

Monday, December 8th, 2014

When you leave America, it’s not even really like a girlfriend breaking up with a boyfriend (with the boyfriend making dubious claims the girl owes him a bunch of money he can’t actually prove she legitimately owes to try and keep her there). No, leaving turns more into a pimp/ho situation…

Get Your Barf Bag Ready: “Stand with Hillary” Country Song Review

Saturday, December 6th, 2014

I seriously doubt even the people who put those “I’m ready for Hillary!” bumper stickers on their cars were ready for this auto-tuned country song about Hillary Clinton…

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