Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Humor (Videos)


VIDEO: People in This Country Have No Idea What They Are Eating

Friday, May 22nd, 2015

‘I just eat it and hope that I don’t die.’

Capitol Police to Get Potty Training After Leaving Loaded Guns in Bathrooms

Friday, May 22nd, 2015

Officers assigned to protecting Congress are now undergoing additional training after three separate reports of U.S. Capitol Police leaving guns in, of all places, bathrooms.

Watch a Kangaroo Punch a Drone out of the Sky

Tuesday, May 19th, 2015

Apparently kangaroos do not like their privacy invaded much either…

NATO Members Drunkenly Sing “We Are the World” (Not Satire)

Thursday, May 14th, 2015

You can see this absurd display for yourself if you happen to have a few spare minutes to laugh, cry, and/or vomit.

Here It Comes: Denmark Moving to a Totally Cashless Society

Wednesday, May 13th, 2015

Can you imagine living in a world where your every economic move is tracked and traced and completely reliant on computers? It’s about to happen in Denmark.

Watch the Citizens of Baltimore Stand up to the Mob

Tuesday, April 28th, 2015

As is usually the case, not everyone showed up to fight the police or pillage their community. Some just wanted to have a peaceful protest, and did everything they could to stop the violence.

The White House Correspondents Dinner Was Oozing with Hypocrisy

Tuesday, April 28th, 2015

Every year, the White House holds a White House Correspondents Dinner. It is an opportunity for people to pretend that the American head of state is not guilty of a wide variety of high-level crimes.

Make Room in the Campaign Clown Car! Marco Rubio Announces POTUS Bid

Monday, April 13th, 2015

The latest candidate to squeeze into the POTUS 2016 clown car is…neocon war hawk Marco Rubio.

Tennessee Set to Make SQUIRT GUNS “Near” Schools ILLEGAL

Wednesday, April 8th, 2015

That’s right. Now the stupid isn’t just confined within the school itself. It is legally spilling out all around the school as well.

“Whose Side Are We on Again?” Jon Stewart Mocks US Teaming up with Iran While Fighting Iran

Monday, March 30th, 2015

“We did it. It took decades of destabilizing conflict, but we did it. We finally figured out how to fight a proxy war against ourselves.”

Experts Admit Conspiracy Theorists Right About Rigged Stock Market: “The Dirty Secret Is Out”

Monday, March 30th, 2015

Are there really secret manipulations of the economy going on in the shadows of Wall Street and Washington? Do bears crap in the woods?

Parody: Ted Cruz for President 2016!!!

Tuesday, March 24th, 2015

He’s a former Bush advisor and lawyer who met his Council on Foreign Relations, Goldman Sachs, North American Union-endorsing wife while she was a Bush advisor, too. What else do you need to know?

VIDEO: If We Treated Alcohol the Way We Treat Marijuana

Sunday, March 22nd, 2015

This ironically funny video from BuzzFeed shows what could possibly happen if we treated marijuana the way we do alcohol and vice versa.

Wondering Why Our Country Is in Trouble? Look No Further

Tuesday, March 17th, 2015

This video brings up a valid argument for voters to be tested before they are allowed at the polls.

School Kicks Gifted 11-Yr-Old Student out for Having Marijuana… That Just Turned out to Be an Ordinary Leaf

Tuesday, March 17th, 2015

These are the people in charge of public education and our criminal justice system, America… Ignorant people who don’t know the difference between smoke-able illegal substances and an ordinary leaf.

Video: Student Loans Are Like STDs (Everyone Is Catching Them)

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2015

The generation Xers have less than half the wealth their parents had and about six times the debt mostly thanks to college loans, and generation Y, or the millenials who came in behind them, are even more screwed and debt-burdened than their predecessors.

VIDEO: FOX News Doctor Says Marijuana Causes Heart Attacks, Crack Babies, and Overdoses

Monday, March 2nd, 2015

“Now we have crack babies coming in because pregnant women are smoking this whole marijuana business.”

Video: Finally! Chemtrails Debunked…

Monday, February 23rd, 2015

Well I guess that clears everything up, right guys?

Video: The Top 10 Things Vice President Joe Biden Might’ve Whispered to the Defense Secretary’s Wife

Friday, February 20th, 2015

It’s really hard to watch this, even with David Letterman making jokes over it.

Coming Soon: The Department of the Internet

Thursday, February 19th, 2015

Trusting the government to run the Internet is like trusting the NSA to never spy on Americans.

People Sign Petition to Add Soylent Green to School Menus for Michelle Obama’s Lunch Program

Tuesday, February 17th, 2015

Mark Dice proves, once again, that people will sign petitions for just about anything.

John Oliver: Big Pharma Marketing to Doctors

Friday, February 13th, 2015

Pharmaceutical companies spend billions of dollars marketing drugs to doctors. John Oliver of Last Week Tonight points out the issues with that.

Joe Biden Gives Shout Out to “an Old Butt Buddy” in Iowa Speech (Video)

Thursday, February 12th, 2015

This is our Vice President, America.

New White House Petition to “Classify Refusal To Vaccinate Children As A Mental Disorder” Has 2,000+ Signatures

Friday, February 6th, 2015

Does this ignorant petition even deserve to be broken down on its fallacies?

Idiocracy Is Here: Australia Is Putting in French Fry Vending Machines

Monday, February 2nd, 2015

And don’t forget, drink Brawndo! It’s got electrolytes! (Welcome to Costco, I love you…)

Senator Ted Cruz “Honored” to Hang Out with War Criminal Henry Kissinger

Monday, February 2nd, 2015

Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words, (then the person in the picture needlessly adds a few more words as if the point wasn’t already hammered home).

Alternative Superbowl Ad: Monsanto for President

Monday, February 2nd, 2015

If Monsanto transparently ran for president, it probably would look a lot like this.

Not Joking: 4th Grader Suspended for Making ‘Terroristic Threat’ with Magic Ring from ‘The Hobbit’ Movie

Monday, February 2nd, 2015

How much more pathetic do public schools in America have to GET before they just start imploding from the sheer level of STUPID?

OH NO MEASLES, WE’RE ALL GONNA D— Wait, Do You Wanna See What Measles Looked Like Before Vaccinations?

Friday, January 30th, 2015

Once upon a time before vaccines came along, measles was a sitcom punchline. Today, it’s a reason to run around screaming and freaking out that we’re all gonna die and everyone’s basic liberties should be ripped away in the name of a little security (theater).

Brace Yourselves for Another Vapid Election Cycle

Wednesday, January 28th, 2015

It’s only been 3 months since the 2014 election, and only a day since Governor Walker took the first steps towards starting his presidential campaign, and he already has a slick ad to present to the sheeple.

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