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Presidential Race


Humor: #Rejected Prez Campaign Slogans

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2015

Twitter users have come up with some clever “rejected” presidential campaign slogans.

Mitt Romney Demands Confederate Flag Be Removed After Charleston Shooting

Monday, June 22nd, 2015

This weekend, former presidential hopeful Mitt Romney took to Twitter to demand that South Carolina remove the confederate flag because to many ”it is a symbol of racial hatred”.

Jeb Bush, Who Now Claims Hillary Was a ‘Complete Failure’ as Sec of State, Awarded Her a Medal in 2013

Saturday, June 20th, 2015

Nearly two years after Jeb Bush awarded Hillary Clinton with the prestigious ”Liberty Medal” on behalf of the National Constitution Center, he is calling her tenure as Secretary of State a ”complete failure”.

Planet Jeb

Friday, June 19th, 2015

Newspeak means changing language itself to serve the interests of the state, and Jeb Bush, should we continue on the same path, has positioned himself comfortably.

Want to Know If a Presidential Candidate Is a Phony?

Wednesday, June 17th, 2015

All you have to do is run the name of their twitter account through twitteraudit.com, and find out how many of their followers are bots and shills.

Luke Skywalker Reacts to the Announcement that Jeb Bush Is Running for President

Monday, June 15th, 2015

P.S. – Is it even remotely shocking Jeb’s announcing his run right before this year’s Bilderberg conference which just so happens to have ”US Elections” as an official topic? Gee, wonder who they’ll choose for us…

Can You Buy Arms Approvals?

Wednesday, May 27th, 2015

It is unprecedented to have a major sitting policy official running their own “foundation” that accepts donations from entities with business before the department they represent or head.

Gag Us with a Spoon: Hillary Selling “Pantsuit” T-Shirts and “Future Voter” Baby Onesies to Finance Campaign

Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Now everyone can dress just like Hillary… although why any woman would willingly choose to pay to do this to herself is a pitiable mystery.

House Bill Would Limit Taxpayer-Funded Benefits to Ex-Presidents

Wednesday, May 20th, 2015

All four former presidents are millionaires, so why do they continue to receive such astronomical benefits – at the expense of taxpayers (many of whom are struggling to survive)?

Is Scaremongering War-Loving Lunatic Lindsey Graham Running for POTUS?

Monday, May 18th, 2015

It looks like Lindsey “I’m gonna call a drone to kill ya” Graham is going to run for president.

Hillary Clinton: Big Friend of Big Bankers

Sunday, May 10th, 2015

The fact that people would vote for her for president basically just because she’s a woman, ignoring four decades of corruption that trail behind her is nothing short of astonishing.

Carly Fiorina Announces POTUS Bid, and the Internet Speaks

Monday, May 4th, 2015

Carly Fiorina, destructive former CEO of Hewlett-Packard, announced her POTUS bid today. The Internet does not approve.

Read Ted Cruz’s 2009 Defense of Obama’s Stimulus as an Aid to America’s “Economic Recovery”

Tuesday, April 28th, 2015

What a total and utter hypocrite Ted Cruz is.

No Matter Who Wins the White House, the New Boss Will Be the Same as the Old Boss

Thursday, April 23rd, 2015

We have handed over control of our government and our lives to faceless bureaucrats who view us as little more than cattle to be bred, branded, butchered and sold for profit.

“Clinton Cash” Book Alleges Foreign Donations to Family Foundation Linked to Political Favors

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2015

A new book accuses the Clinton Foundation — run by presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, her husband Bill Clinton, and their daughter Chelsea — of accepting quid pro quo donations from foreign sources while Mrs Clinton was secretary of state.

Chelsea Clinton Says Her Mom Hillary Should Be President for “Symbolic Reasons”

Tuesday, April 14th, 2015

Because it’s all just a dog and pony show anyway, other answers the Establishment would have accepted from Chelsea included, “Because she has a vagina,” or simply, “Because reasons.”

Make Room in the Campaign Clown Car! Marco Rubio Announces POTUS Bid

Monday, April 13th, 2015

The latest candidate to squeeze into the POTUS 2016 clown car is…neocon war hawk Marco Rubio.

Hillary Campaign Roars out of the Gate…Oh…Oops

Monday, April 13th, 2015

This is only the beginning, folks. Which act is next in the comedy of errors-style political theater that is election season 2016?

It’s Official: Hillary Clinton Is Running for President in 2016 (God Help Us All)

Sunday, April 12th, 2015

Let’s be honest, America. Our only real “choices” in the upcoming bread and circuses election 2016 are really going to be Jeb Bush (Establishment) or Hillary Clinton (a Bush offshoot, more Establishment).

Hillary Clinton: What to Know About Her Recent Controversies, Scandals

Sunday, April 12th, 2015

Hillary Clinton, a former US secretary of state (and senator, and First Lady), will reportedly announce her 2016 presidential run Sunday via social media. Expect these recent Clinton scandals to surface again (and again) for the duration of her candidacy.

It’s April Fool’s Day: Why Not Dress Like a Good Little Sheeple?

Wednesday, April 1st, 2015

It’s April Fool’s, and what better way to show it than to wear a shirt that makes people want to punch you? Okay, that was a joke, but these shirts are not. They exist.

Potential Rep. Presidential Candidate Ben Carson: ‘No One Has Right to Refuse Mandatory Vaccinations’

Wednesday, March 25th, 2015

Retired pediatric neurosurgeon Dr. Ben Carson, a possible Republican presidential candidate, made a statement that people shouldn’t be allowed to refuse shots on religious or philosophical grounds.

Parody: Ted Cruz for President 2016!!!

Tuesday, March 24th, 2015

He’s a former Bush advisor and lawyer who met his Council on Foreign Relations, Goldman Sachs, North American Union-endorsing wife while she was a Bush advisor, too. What else do you need to know?

Magic Obama Logic: Mandatory Voting = Good, Mandatory Voter IDs = Bad and Racist

Thursday, March 19th, 2015

Worse, maybe even eyeball-exploding painfully worse, though are some of the arguments on how mandatory voting laws are good for all of society and are equal to laws against things like domestic violence.

Propaganda Alert: NYT Tries to Make Jeb Bush Look Cool with Puff Piece About Him Meeting Rapper Ludacris

Thursday, March 19th, 2015

And not even under the “Entertainment” section, but under the “Business” section. Really?? Propaganda is one thing, but when it becomes this painfully obvious, it just hurts.

Obama Now Calling For Mandatory Voting in the U.S.

Thursday, March 19th, 2015

Forcing people to vote in sham elections? Why, so crony puppets like him can have a 90% win and we can continue on with this lie that any pleb’s vote actually counts in the United Corporations of America?

The Best “Democracy” Money Can Buy: For Every Dollar Spent Influencing US Politics, Corporations Get $760 Back

Wednesday, March 18th, 2015

Said otherwise, by “spending: a paltry $6 billion to bribe the US government, US corporations are getting the direct benefit of two-thirds of US taxpayers’ labor!

Anyone Surprised? Obama Adviser Valerie Jarrett Mastermind Behind Hillary Clinton’s Email Scandal

Monday, March 16th, 2015

It’s the vast left-wing conspiracy. Between this and Bill Clinton’s pedophile friends, are Hillary’s chances at running for president in 2016 sunk?

While Clinton Hid Emails, $6 Billion Went Missing in Her State Dept.

Friday, March 6th, 2015

But the emails – if they are ever disclosed to the public – are not the half of it. They are the proverbial tip of the iceberg of Hillary Clinton secrecy.

Jeb Bush 2016: “I’m My Own Man” While Dragging Along His Daddy and Brother’s Most Anti-Constitutional Pals

Thursday, February 19th, 2015

Jeb’s entire presidential run already reads like the playbook of Fascism 2.0: New World Order or bust.

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