Saturday, August 29th, 2015

Presidential Race

Why Deez Nuts Is Actually Critically Important for the Future of the Country

Wednesday, August 26th, 2015

There are legitimate reasons to view this development as the opening salvo in an upheaval of the way Americans elect presidents.

Over 300 Classified Emails and the Pentagon Still Won’t Tell Us if Hillary Endangered National Security

Wednesday, August 26th, 2015

The narrative is getting so ridiculous at this point that either they are just obfuscating reality on purpose OR… the Pentagon is classifying stuff top secret that really shouldn’t be top secret because it doesn’t really affect national security the way they claim it does…

Try Not to Hurt Yourself Laughing at This Bad Lip Reading of the First Republican Debate

Tuesday, August 25th, 2015

Don’t drink liquids and watch this unless you want to have to clean them off your computer screen.

Great: President Obama Gives Creepy Uncle Joe Biden “Blessing” to Run for POTUS

Tuesday, August 25th, 2015

But seriously… who in the hell would actually vote for Joe “the guy you avoided at family reunions as a kid” Biden for president?

“Saving America?” No, Donald Trump Is a Clinton Operative

Friday, August 21st, 2015

Knowing the email scandal wouldn’t go away, the Clinton camp needed a big distraction. So what did they do? They phoned a friend. In late May, Bill Clinton had a private conversation with his good friend, Donald Trump just before Trump decided to run himself.

The Real Truth About Jeb Bush, CIA Sociopath

Friday, August 21st, 2015

In this video Luke Rudkowski gives you the lowdown on John Elias Bush or Jeb Bush. We go through his sketchy business career, early schooling, and current policy including his approval of torture.

Judge: Hillary Violated Government Policy with Private Server

Friday, August 21st, 2015

U.S. District Judge Emmet Sullivan is the latest to straight up admit what everyone else besides Hillary (apparently) already knows: she violated policy with her private email server.

NOT Satire: Presidential Candidate “Deez Nuts” Polls Better than Traditional GOP Hopefuls

Thursday, August 20th, 2015

Independent politician Deez Nuts is outperforming several other presidential contenders.

VIDEO: Watch How Pissed Hillary Gets When Directly Asked if She Wiped Her Server

Wednesday, August 19th, 2015

At one point, she actually responds, “What, like with a cloth or something?”

Did You Know? Voting Machines Can Be Hacked with $26 and an 8th Grade Education

Wednesday, August 12th, 2015

They demonstrated that the cheap hack worked from over a half-mile away.

PATHETIC: “All Records Shattered” as 24M Americans Tune in to GOP Debate? Why? Because Trump Was There?

Friday, August 7th, 2015

So 24 million of your fellow Americans are going to keep playing violins on the deck of the Titanic as the giant boat continues to slowly sink?

Hillary “Deeply Involved” in Trans-Pacific Partnership Her Party Tried to Kill

Monday, August 3rd, 2015

The job killing robots are on the horizon, even as the crumbling buildings of America’s former industry base remain in the rear view… and still they want more.

“Game of Thrones”: This Week’s TIME Cover with Bush and Clinton Is Telling You Who Your Dynasty Families Are, America

Wednesday, July 29th, 2015

You are straight up being told who your unofficial dynasty families are here, America. It’s as simple (and blatant) as that. It’s being thrown in our faces like a bully’s mud pie on an elementary school playground.

Hillary Clinton Promises 500 Million Solar Panels If America Pretends to Vote for Her for President

Monday, July 27th, 2015

All you have to do is vote for Hillary Clinton in the ”Who Wants to Be the Next American Dictator?” game show America runs every four years!

The American Clown-in-Chief: the Joke Is on Us!

Thursday, July 23rd, 2015

There was a time when Americans actually respected the Office of the President… That was a long, long time ago.

Wall Street, Corporations and Billionaires Betting on Hillary and Jeb Know It Doesn’t Matter Either Way

Friday, July 17th, 2015

Right now, it’s become glaringly evident to anyone paying attention that we’re either stuck with Hillary or Jeb in 2016.

Don’t Believe Hillary Clinton

Friday, July 17th, 2015

Hillary Clinton just delivered her first speech on economic policy. In it, she vowed to raise taxes on the wealthy and to regulate Wall Street more effectively to ”fix” economic inequality in the U.S.

Hillary Clinton: “People Should and Do Trust Me” (Video)

Wednesday, July 8th, 2015

Just listening to her talk for under five minutes takes the zero confidence I didn’t have in her and thrusts it into negative confidence which I didn’t know was possible.

Humor: #Rejected Prez Campaign Slogans

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2015

Twitter users have come up with some clever “rejected” presidential campaign slogans.

Mitt Romney Demands Confederate Flag Be Removed After Charleston Shooting

Monday, June 22nd, 2015

This weekend, former presidential hopeful Mitt Romney took to Twitter to demand that South Carolina remove the confederate flag because to many ”it is a symbol of racial hatred”.

Jeb Bush, Who Now Claims Hillary Was a ‘Complete Failure’ as Sec of State, Awarded Her a Medal in 2013

Saturday, June 20th, 2015

Nearly two years after Jeb Bush awarded Hillary Clinton with the prestigious ”Liberty Medal” on behalf of the National Constitution Center, he is calling her tenure as Secretary of State a ”complete failure”.

Planet Jeb

Friday, June 19th, 2015

Newspeak means changing language itself to serve the interests of the state, and Jeb Bush, should we continue on the same path, has positioned himself comfortably.

Want to Know If a Presidential Candidate Is a Phony?

Wednesday, June 17th, 2015

All you have to do is run the name of their twitter account through, and find out how many of their followers are bots and shills.

Luke Skywalker Reacts to the Announcement that Jeb Bush Is Running for President

Monday, June 15th, 2015

P.S. – Is it even remotely shocking Jeb’s announcing his run right before this year’s Bilderberg conference which just so happens to have ”US Elections” as an official topic? Gee, wonder who they’ll choose for us…

Can You Buy Arms Approvals?

Wednesday, May 27th, 2015

It is unprecedented to have a major sitting policy official running their own “foundation” that accepts donations from entities with business before the department they represent or head.

Gag Us with a Spoon: Hillary Selling “Pantsuit” T-Shirts and “Future Voter” Baby Onesies to Finance Campaign

Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Now everyone can dress just like Hillary… although why any woman would willingly choose to pay to do this to herself is a pitiable mystery.

House Bill Would Limit Taxpayer-Funded Benefits to Ex-Presidents

Wednesday, May 20th, 2015

All four former presidents are millionaires, so why do they continue to receive such astronomical benefits – at the expense of taxpayers (many of whom are struggling to survive)?

Is Scaremongering War-Loving Lunatic Lindsey Graham Running for POTUS?

Monday, May 18th, 2015

It looks like Lindsey “I’m gonna call a drone to kill ya” Graham is going to run for president.

Hillary Clinton: Big Friend of Big Bankers

Sunday, May 10th, 2015

The fact that people would vote for her for president basically just because she’s a woman, ignoring four decades of corruption that trail behind her is nothing short of astonishing.

Carly Fiorina Announces POTUS Bid, and the Internet Speaks

Monday, May 4th, 2015

Carly Fiorina, destructive former CEO of Hewlett-Packard, announced her POTUS bid today. The Internet does not approve.

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