Friday, May 22nd, 2015

Presidential Race


House Bill Would Limit Taxpayer-Funded Benefits to Ex-Presidents

Wednesday, May 20th, 2015

All four former presidents are millionaires, so why do they continue to receive such astronomical benefits – at the expense of taxpayers (many of whom are struggling to survive)?

Is Scaremongering War-Loving Lunatic Lindsey Graham Running for POTUS?

Monday, May 18th, 2015

It looks like Lindsey “I’m gonna call a drone to kill ya” Graham is going to run for president.

Hillary Clinton: Big Friend of Big Bankers

Sunday, May 10th, 2015

The fact that people would vote for her for president basically just because she’s a woman, ignoring four decades of corruption that trail behind her is nothing short of astonishing.

Carly Fiorina Announces POTUS Bid, and the Internet Speaks

Monday, May 4th, 2015

Carly Fiorina, destructive former CEO of Hewlett-Packard, announced her POTUS bid today. The Internet does not approve.

Read Ted Cruz’s 2009 Defense of Obama’s Stimulus as an Aid to America’s “Economic Recovery”

Tuesday, April 28th, 2015

What a total and utter hypocrite Ted Cruz is.

No Matter Who Wins the White House, the New Boss Will Be the Same as the Old Boss

Thursday, April 23rd, 2015

We have handed over control of our government and our lives to faceless bureaucrats who view us as little more than cattle to be bred, branded, butchered and sold for profit.

“Clinton Cash” Book Alleges Foreign Donations to Family Foundation Linked to Political Favors

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2015

A new book accuses the Clinton Foundation — run by presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, her husband Bill Clinton, and their daughter Chelsea — of accepting quid pro quo donations from foreign sources while Mrs Clinton was secretary of state.

Chelsea Clinton Says Her Mom Hillary Should Be President for “Symbolic Reasons”

Tuesday, April 14th, 2015

Because it’s all just a dog and pony show anyway, other answers the Establishment would have accepted from Chelsea included, “Because she has a vagina,” or simply, “Because reasons.”

Make Room in the Campaign Clown Car! Marco Rubio Announces POTUS Bid

Monday, April 13th, 2015

The latest candidate to squeeze into the POTUS 2016 clown car is…neocon war hawk Marco Rubio.

Hillary Campaign Roars out of the Gate…Oh…Oops

Monday, April 13th, 2015

This is only the beginning, folks. Which act is next in the comedy of errors-style political theater that is election season 2016?

It’s Official: Hillary Clinton Is Running for President in 2016 (God Help Us All)

Sunday, April 12th, 2015

Let’s be honest, America. Our only real “choices” in the upcoming bread and circuses election 2016 are really going to be Jeb Bush (Establishment) or Hillary Clinton (a Bush offshoot, more Establishment).

Hillary Clinton: What to Know About Her Recent Controversies, Scandals

Sunday, April 12th, 2015

Hillary Clinton, a former US secretary of state (and senator, and First Lady), will reportedly announce her 2016 presidential run Sunday via social media. Expect these recent Clinton scandals to surface again (and again) for the duration of her candidacy.

It’s April Fool’s Day: Why Not Dress Like a Good Little Sheeple?

Wednesday, April 1st, 2015

It’s April Fool’s, and what better way to show it than to wear a shirt that makes people want to punch you? Okay, that was a joke, but these shirts are not. They exist.

Potential Rep. Presidential Candidate Ben Carson: ‘No One Has Right to Refuse Mandatory Vaccinations’

Wednesday, March 25th, 2015

Retired pediatric neurosurgeon Dr. Ben Carson, a possible Republican presidential candidate, made a statement that people shouldn’t be allowed to refuse shots on religious or philosophical grounds.

Parody: Ted Cruz for President 2016!!!

Tuesday, March 24th, 2015

He’s a former Bush advisor and lawyer who met his Council on Foreign Relations, Goldman Sachs, North American Union-endorsing wife while she was a Bush advisor, too. What else do you need to know?

Magic Obama Logic: Mandatory Voting = Good, Mandatory Voter IDs = Bad and Racist

Thursday, March 19th, 2015

Worse, maybe even eyeball-exploding painfully worse, though are some of the arguments on how mandatory voting laws are good for all of society and are equal to laws against things like domestic violence.

Propaganda Alert: NYT Tries to Make Jeb Bush Look Cool with Puff Piece About Him Meeting Rapper Ludacris

Thursday, March 19th, 2015

And not even under the “Entertainment” section, but under the “Business” section. Really?? Propaganda is one thing, but when it becomes this painfully obvious, it just hurts.

Obama Now Calling For Mandatory Voting in the U.S.

Thursday, March 19th, 2015

Forcing people to vote in sham elections? Why, so crony puppets like him can have a 90% win and we can continue on with this lie that any pleb’s vote actually counts in the United Corporations of America?

The Best “Democracy” Money Can Buy: For Every Dollar Spent Influencing US Politics, Corporations Get $760 Back

Wednesday, March 18th, 2015

Said otherwise, by “spending: a paltry $6 billion to bribe the US government, US corporations are getting the direct benefit of two-thirds of US taxpayers’ labor!

Anyone Surprised? Obama Adviser Valerie Jarrett Mastermind Behind Hillary Clinton’s Email Scandal

Monday, March 16th, 2015

It’s the vast left-wing conspiracy. Between this and Bill Clinton’s pedophile friends, are Hillary’s chances at running for president in 2016 sunk?

While Clinton Hid Emails, $6 Billion Went Missing in Her State Dept.

Friday, March 6th, 2015

But the emails – if they are ever disclosed to the public – are not the half of it. They are the proverbial tip of the iceberg of Hillary Clinton secrecy.

Jeb Bush 2016: “I’m My Own Man” While Dragging Along His Daddy and Brother’s Most Anti-Constitutional Pals

Thursday, February 19th, 2015

Jeb’s entire presidential run already reads like the playbook of Fascism 2.0: New World Order or bust.

Charlie Sheen: ‘I May Run for President as a Republican!’

Sunday, February 15th, 2015

He said he gets 100% “YES” votes when he personally polls himself.

Senator Ted Cruz “Honored” to Hang Out with War Criminal Henry Kissinger

Monday, February 2nd, 2015

Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words, (then the person in the picture needlessly adds a few more words as if the point wasn’t already hammered home).

If Rand Paul Is So Pro Sovereignty, Why Does He Want to Prioritize the Globalists’ TPP?

Thursday, January 29th, 2015

Gee is it…because he’s another controlled opposition PUPPET?

Insanity 2016 Rant: Same Bullsh*t, Different Puppet Election

Wednesday, January 28th, 2015

NONE of the scum that rises to the top of the septic lagoon that currently serves as modern American politics is going to “save the Republic” or give a crap about the Constitution because ALL OF THEM are sold out puppets to the banks and megacorporations — WITHOUT exception.

Brace Yourselves for Another Vapid Election Cycle

Wednesday, January 28th, 2015

It’s only been 3 months since the 2014 election, and only a day since Governor Walker took the first steps towards starting his presidential campaign, and he already has a slick ad to present to the sheeple.

Koch Brothers to Spend Nearly a BILLION DOLLARS on the 2016 Presidential Election

Tuesday, January 27th, 2015

Who says you can’t buy politics? Oh wait, this is America, so no one. Ever. But let’s keep pretending our vote in the presidential election even matters.

Palin for President? Really?? Try to Make Sense of Her Bizarre, Barely Coherent Word Salad Freedom Summit Speech

Tuesday, January 27th, 2015

They’re claiming the video and resultant transcript below is due to a teleprompter outage. To be fair, I would too.

Obama’s Race War, a Fight with Russia, and the Economic Destruction of America? Tarpley Called It in 2008

Tuesday, January 20th, 2015

So, let’s check in. How is America doing under five-plus years of Obama’s leadership?

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