Wednesday, March 4th, 2015

Politically Correct


Departments Now “Having Hard Time” Finding People Who Want to Be Police Officers, Blaming Social Media

Sunday, February 22nd, 2015

Interest in being a cop in America continues to plummet…

Minnesota Newspaper Apologizes for Calling Obama an ‘Assclown’

Wednesday, February 18th, 2015

A local newspaper in Minnesota has retracted part of a story in which its reporter criticized President Barack Obama for using a selfie stick during a BuzzFeed video piece, calling the Commander in Chief an “assclown”.

72-Yr-Old Man Facing 10 Years in Prison for an Unloaded 18th Century Antique Pistol

Tuesday, February 17th, 2015

America is a country where an elderly retired schoolteacher might go to prison as a felon for simply possessing an unloaded 3oo-yr-old antique gun. This entire scenario reminds me of the film V for Vendetta. Our very culture is being criminalized.

Former NYC Mayor Bloomberg Wants to Restrict Guns for Minorities

Wednesday, February 11th, 2015

Whether he’s restricting the size of your sodas, promoting a horrendous “stop and frisk” policy, or leading a cunning campaign to take away your guns, he is above all else, the king of the nanny state.

Not Joking: 4th Grader Suspended for Making ‘Terroristic Threat’ with Magic Ring from ‘The Hobbit’ Movie

Monday, February 2nd, 2015

How much more pathetic do public schools in America have to GET before they just start imploding from the sheer level of STUPID?

New Bill Would Let Cops Enter Your Home without a Warrant and Kill Your Dog

Thursday, January 29th, 2015

Specifically, if that dog is a pit bull. If this legislation passes, then anyone in the State of Mississipi who owns a pit bull may have their homes searched by the police without a warrant.

Hillary Clinton, Empathizing with America’s Islamic Enemies Will Only Get You a Caliphate

Sunday, December 7th, 2014

Hillary Clinton believes America should “empathize” with its “enemies.”

Officials Warn: “Make Sure You Are Prepared for a Period of Disruption” Before Michael Brown Decision

Friday, November 14th, 2014

Ferguson area officials are recommending that local residents stock up on supplies and medicine before the Grand Jury’s decision in the Michael Brown case.

School Cancels Veteran’s Day Ceremony… Because of 21-Gun Salute

Wednesday, November 12th, 2014

America honors its men and women in uniform for their bravery and sacrifice, unless that is, you live in Wisconsin’s Eau Claire School District where celebrating our liberties and freedoms should only be done when it’s convenient and politically correct.

7 Formidable Ways Women Can Empower Themselves

Friday, November 7th, 2014

Here is our guide to taking control of your own personal safety – real empowerment comes from taking care of yourself.

What an Ass: MO Governor Jay Nixon and the Midterm Election Scandal of #ButtCrackGate

Wednesday, November 5th, 2014

Not sure what stinks worse here: the hilarious Tweet Governor Jay Nixon sent out to get Missourians to the polls, or…wait for it…the cover up. (HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA)

George Bush Sr. Once Publicly Referred to His Son Jeb’s Kids as “The Little Brown Ones”

Tuesday, November 4th, 2014

While today the Bushes are emphasizing the Hispanic Republican vote — a move some have actually branded as “Hispandering” for what has been called out as the blatant pandering it is — this is the same family with members who publicly use racist phrases like “the little brown ones.”

We Prep for Ebola Because of Irresponsible People Like Kacie Hickox

Thursday, October 30th, 2014

People like Kacie Hickox make it crystal clear that the rest of us must be prepared to isolate ourselves, because you sure can’t rely on others to be responsible.

Just in Time for Halloween: Get Your Own ‘Sexy’ Ebola Containment Suit Costume!

Tuesday, October 28th, 2014

“And the winner of Most Apathetic Slut Costume goes to…”

Governor Of New York Who Supported Ground Zero Mosque Ignores Muslim Connection To Axe-Wielder

Saturday, October 25th, 2014

The refusal of politicians to identify Muslim terrorists as such, is really beginning to anger the American people.

F*ck Feminists Who Pimp Little Girls to Promote an Agenda

Saturday, October 25th, 2014

Yeah, I said it. Right there in the headline. I figure if grown women can encourage children to drop f-bombs on video for their “cause” then it’s only reasonable to respond to them in a language they can understand. (I deeply apologize to readers who are offended by this, but please bear with me – there’s a reason for it.)

The Right to Bear Arms vs. The Right to be Hysterical About It

Thursday, October 23rd, 2014

A woman in Rochester, Minnesota recently exercised her Constitutional right to be a jerk.

Is Obama Planning to Flood the System With Foreign Ebola Patients?

Sunday, October 19th, 2014

If Obama wants a pandemic, this would be a good way to ensure that he gets one.

A Kiss is Still A Kiss: Not if Feminists Have Anything to Say About it..

Saturday, October 18th, 2014

French feminist group Osez Le Féminisme has started a campaign demanding the statue, ‘Unconditional Surrender’ which replicates the picture of a kiss, be removed from Normandy because it depicts a sexual assault.

EBOLA: “JUST FREAKING TAKE PEOPLE’S TEMPERATURES AT OUR AIRPORTS ALREADY, YOU MORONS!”

Tuesday, October 7th, 2014

Yeah. This has devolved into name calling. I said it. Morons. At least, that’s how our officials are portraying themselves to the nation and the world right now so when I see stories like the one I’m about to discuss below, it’s what I scream at the screen, along with “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrgghhh!”

Oklahoma Beheader’s Mosque Called for Destruction of US & Israel – Taught Caliphate

Sunday, September 28th, 2014

This nonsense is a more stealth jihad — a device to silence any criticism of jihad.

An EPIC Response to ‘Moderate’ Islam: “It Is Time We Take Political Correctness and Throw It In The Garbage” *MUST SEE VIDEO*

Saturday, September 27th, 2014

Sell gold coins, make the shape of a gun with your finger, drink raw milk, or believe in views opposed to the status quo and you’re a terrorist. Behead someone because they are not the same religion as you and that’s workplace violence.

Chase Shuts Down Porn Star Accounts (But at Least It’s Consensual When Porn Stars Screw People)

Saturday, September 27th, 2014

Let the irony sink in for a minute. These mega banks on record launder money for terrorists and murderous drug cartels. And now they’re pretending to be politically correct? Are you kidding me?!

FEARLESS ILLEGALS CAUGHT BREAKING INTO HOMES IN SEARCH OF GUNS

Wednesday, September 24th, 2014

In addition to stealing “an undisclosed number of guns,” investigators say the teens also sought jewelry, televisions and cash.

Whistleblower: Life is Not Fair at Pizza Restaurant with Church Discount!!!

Monday, August 25th, 2014

It just isn’t fair that a free market allows business owners to deem what they want to do with their own businesses. My goodness. The people in the world today, thinking they can do whatever they want like that, without worrying about offending someone.

‘Bless You’ Gets Student Suspended

Sunday, August 24th, 2014

The teacher asked who told the student it was polite to say “Bless you” when someone sneezes, and she said her parents and pastor. That’s when the teacher told her that there will be no godly speaking in her class.

American Journalist Beheaded on Video By The Islamic State

Wednesday, August 20th, 2014

Before the racist comments start I am not anti-Muslim, I am anti cold blooded, cowardly murder. A shackled, unarmed man, most likely weakened by two years of incarceration is killed by a man who is too cowardly to even show his face. It must be far easier to kill a man whom you know can’t fight back, who can’t even throw a punch to try and defend himself.

Obama’s DOJ Silent as New Black Panthers Leader Incites Violence in Ferguson

Saturday, August 16th, 2014

It appears to me the only racists in this entire thing are the New Black Panthers and their accomplices in the Obama administration. Whatever happened to “not judging a person by the color of their skin but by the content of their character?

Washington Chokes Truth With Lies

Thursday, August 14th, 2014

Even a moron should understand that if Russia wants to send military forces into Ukraine, Russia doesn’t need any pretext, much less a joint humanitarian venture with the Red Cross.

HuffPo Reporter Doesn’t Know What Border Patrol’s Job Is

Wednesday, July 16th, 2014

Reporter Ryan Grim Tweeted that Border Patrol arrested someone here illegally because they have “nothing more pressing to do apparently”.

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