Wednesday, April 22nd, 2015


The Big Texan: Tiny 120-Pound Woman Eats 13.5 Pounds Of Steaks (Plus Sides)… Wins $5,000

Monday, April 20th, 2015

The restaurant gives competitors 60 minutes to eat an entire meal, but Schuyler completed the the task – times three – in under 20 minutes.

The ‘Accountant of Auschwitz’ Charged With 300,000 Counts Of Murder: “I have seen the burning pits… I was there”

Monday, April 20th, 2015

I want to tell those deniers that I have seen the crematoria…

HEAD of the FBI’s Anthrax Investigation Says the Whole Thing Was a SHAM

Sunday, April 19th, 2015

The FBI head agent in charge of the anthrax investigation – Richard Lambert – has just filed a federal whistleblower lawsuit calling the entire FBI investigation bull.

Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush: Corrupt Successors to the Same Old Dynasties

Saturday, April 18th, 2015

Appointing the children, spouses or siblings of the old sell-outs insures that we’ll get the same ‘ole same ‘ole. Hillary and Jeb are just corrupt successors to corrupt aristocratic dynasties.

Lindsey Graham: The Gov’t Should’ve Shot 61-Year-Old Gyrocopter Protester Out of the Sky

Friday, April 17th, 2015

Make no mistake, as more and more people start openly protesting our utterly corrupt, tyrannical government, more and more “shoot first, ask questions later” calls are going to be made.

Will Washington Kill Us All?

Friday, April 17th, 2015

In the midst of these emotions and minds swayed not by facts but by propaganda, hubris, and ideology, there is a great chance that Washington’s response to a false alarm will bring the end of life on earth.

White House Releases Photo of Obama Posed with a Rainbow, Confirms How Dumb They Think You All Are

Wednesday, April 15th, 2015

They must actually think the majority of America really is this utterly, mind numbingly stupid.

Chelsea Clinton Says Her Mom Hillary Should Be President for “Symbolic Reasons”

Tuesday, April 14th, 2015

Because it’s all just a dog and pony show anyway, other answers the Establishment would have accepted from Chelsea included, “Because she has a vagina,” or simply, “Because reasons.”

“Future-Proofing”: Where Surgical Removal of Body Parts is Sane, But Eating Healthy is Crazy

Tuesday, April 14th, 2015

I think it’s really time for America to rethink what makes someone a positive example of taking charge of one’s health.

Free-Range Children Kidnapped by CPS to Prevent Potential Kidnapping

Monday, April 13th, 2015

Remember the Maryland parents who were found guilty of neglect for allowing their children, 10 and 7, to walk around the neighborhood together but unaccompanied by an adult?

Still “Shocked” at Congress Inaction Post Sandy Hook, Obama Vows to “Keep Chipping Away” at Gun Control

Monday, April 13th, 2015

In a recent interview, President Obama has said that he and his administration have not given up on gun control yet.

Hillary Campaign Roars out of the Gate…Oh…Oops

Monday, April 13th, 2015

This is only the beginning, folks. Which act is next in the comedy of errors-style political theater that is election season 2016?

It’s Official: Hillary Clinton Is Running for President in 2016 (God Help Us All)

Sunday, April 12th, 2015

Let’s be honest, America. Our only real “choices” in the upcoming bread and circuses election 2016 are really going to be Jeb Bush (Establishment) or Hillary Clinton (a Bush offshoot, more Establishment).

So Who Beat the Crap Out of Harry Reid?

Sunday, April 12th, 2015

Aside from the fractured eye and bruised face, Reid also somehow hit his bathroom cabinets so hard, he wound up in the same instant with not one but four broken ribs. Reid’s exercise story, which pretty much no one believed from the get go anyway, has already changed in two key ways.

UPDATE: Man Who Punched Toddler in the Face in Viral Video Has Been Arrested

Sunday, April 12th, 2015

The man in the video has been arrested and is being held in lieu of $1 million bail. He is due in court on Monday.

Hillary Clinton: What to Know About Her Recent Controversies, Scandals

Sunday, April 12th, 2015

Hillary Clinton, a former US secretary of state (and senator, and First Lady), will reportedly announce her 2016 presidential run Sunday via social media. Expect these recent Clinton scandals to surface again (and again) for the duration of her candidacy.

CA Bill Banning Childhood Vaccine Exemptions Sponsored by Big Pharma Bought-off Senator Moves Ahead

Friday, April 10th, 2015

This Senator is on record paid for by the very companies who stand to benefit financially from limiting people’s medical freedom and ability to decide what goes inside their children’s bodies.

Caught On Surveillance Video: Dad Punches Toddler In The Face: “The Most Horrible Thing I’ve Ever Seen”

Friday, April 10th, 2015

When the child realizes his dad is chasing him he slows down and puts his hands up as if he knows a violent outburst is coming.

The TPP (Rand Paul Wants to Fast Track) Paves The Way For World Government

Friday, April 10th, 2015

Selling out our national sovereignty to multinational megacorporations? Good thing not too long ago presidential candidate for American freedom, liberty, and conservative values Rand Paul said we should FAST TRACK THE TPP.

Texas Man Issued 6 Warrants For Not Cutting His Grass, Given Jail Time

Friday, April 10th, 2015

Rick Yoes, 58, of Grand Prairie, Texas spent a weekend in jail because of overgrown grass.

WOO-HOO: The Surgeon General Is Taking Your Questions on Climate Change

Thursday, April 9th, 2015

So… All you barbequing Flat Earthers out there, what lingering climate change questions do you have for our illustrious surgeon general?

Man Who Filmed Eric Garner Death Is in Prison, Fears He May Be Poisoned by Guards

Wednesday, April 8th, 2015

Is the NYPD trying to punish these people in the hopes that they can stifle any more attempts to document their abusive behavior?

Psychological Warfare and the Fragmentation of the Psyche

Tuesday, April 7th, 2015

If mind-controlled alters are a non-existent fiction of raving conspiracy lunatics, then the DSM-V is now subject to change (as it constantly is), and must be revised.

Why Rand Paul’s Campaign Will Never Succeed

Tuesday, April 7th, 2015

Ron Paul touted himself as an uncompromising purist, and that’s the crowd he has attracted. It’s hard to say how many of Ron’s supporters are going to lift a finger for his son.

Cops Respond to Wrong House, Kill Service Dog Who Worked With Children With Down Syndrome

Monday, April 6th, 2015

How many times do cops have to kill service dogs before the public starts to question these tactics?

Senator Feinstein Calls for Internet Ban of Anarchist Cookbook and Inspire Magazine

Sunday, April 5th, 2015

Following the arrest of two women in New York for allegedly conspiring to build a weapon of mass destruction, Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) called for the banishment of a bomb-making book and an Al-Qaeda-published magazine from the internet.

Obama Chooses Six Cities to Test Federal Police Scheme

Saturday, April 4th, 2015

Pretty soon the lines are going to be so blurry, it’s all going to be “law enforcement” with no local, state, or federal qualifier…

FBI Uncovers Another of Its Own Plots, Senator Feinstein Responds By Saying We Should Censor the Internet

Friday, April 3rd, 2015

To say that Senator Feinstein is a fascist scumbag is an understatement. She couldn’t love her power trip and this tyrannical government more if she married it twice, considering she’s already sold her soul to it.

Corbett Report Video: How to Worship the State

Friday, April 3rd, 2015

Do you properly worship the State?

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