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Humor: #Rejected Prez Campaign Slogans

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2015

Twitter users have come up with some clever “rejected” presidential campaign slogans.

Humor: Who Can Tax the Sunshine? The Government Can!

Monday, June 22nd, 2015

Who can tax the sunshine? The government can!

German Man Cuts His Belongings in HALF with Power Tools to Give Ex-Wife Her Share in Divorce (VIDEO)

Monday, June 22nd, 2015

Splitting everything literally in half is not as uncommon in divorces as you might think.

Transgendered? Transracial? Now It’s the ‘Transabled': Able-Bodied, Healthy People Who “Identify” as Disabled People

Sunday, June 21st, 2015

Yes, this is really a thing. This is what our politically correct society has wrought.

Oops, So Sorry? Heinz Apologizes After Ketchup Bottle QR Code Found Linked to Hardcore Porn Site

Saturday, June 20th, 2015

”Your ketchup really isn’t for under-age people.” Will a free condiment ever wash the shame away?

Luke Skywalker Reacts to the Announcement that Jeb Bush Is Running for President

Monday, June 15th, 2015

P.S. – Is it even remotely shocking Jeb’s announcing his run right before this year’s Bilderberg conference which just so happens to have ”US Elections” as an official topic? Gee, wonder who they’ll choose for us…

Swimming in a Pond Is Now a Trendy ”Thing”

Sunday, June 14th, 2015

”Wild swimming.” This is how far we’ve come from our roots. The fact that it’s at all unusual to swim in a natural body of water blows my mind. The trendy stupid. It BURNS.

Remembering the Man Who Single-handedly Stopped WW3

Wednesday, June 10th, 2015

I’d like to share the story of Stanislav Petrov, and explain why most of us are alive today because of him.

Hackers Hijack US Army Website

Tuesday, June 9th, 2015

The message is most likely in reference to recently exposed documents that prove the US government has been largely responsible for the rise of ISIS.

The Truth Is Still Suppressed Out There: Truthstream News Episode 4

Sunday, June 7th, 2015

With the Pentagon determined to bring home the monster it admittedly created, sweeping developments in the junk food wars and a dip into the unexplained with a look at how the Rockefellers brought the search for life from another planet to the Clinton White House… well, you’ll see.

School Locked Down After Child Caught Thinking About a Gun! (Satire)

Friday, June 5th, 2015

Coming soon to the police state near you, on the brainwashing children against our Second Amendment front, this is the next news report we expect to see.

Kenyan Lawyer Offers Obama 50 Cows, 70 Sheep, and 30 Goats for His Daughter’s Hand in Marriage

Thursday, June 4th, 2015

What do you think, guys? Is it a good deal? Added bonus – Malia will learn how to milk a cow, make ugali and mursik.

#IfThePatriotActExpires Scary Pictures Flood Twitter Ahead of Deadline

Saturday, May 30th, 2015

While American law enforcement and intelligence communities raise concerns over the expected expiration this weekend of surveillance powers granted through the Patriot Act, social media have drawn apocalyptical pictures mocking the fears.

Gag Us with a Spoon: Hillary Selling “Pantsuit” T-Shirts and “Future Voter” Baby Onesies to Finance Campaign

Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Now everyone can dress just like Hillary… although why any woman would willingly choose to pay to do this to herself is a pitiable mystery.

VIDEO: People in This Country Have No Idea What They Are Eating

Friday, May 22nd, 2015

‘I just eat it and hope that I don’t die.’

Capitol Police to Get Potty Training After Leaving Loaded Guns in Bathrooms

Friday, May 22nd, 2015

Officers assigned to protecting Congress are now undergoing additional training after three separate reports of U.S. Capitol Police leaving guns in, of all places, bathrooms.

Welcome to the Bubble State, Where Everything is Unsustainable

Sunday, May 17th, 2015

The history of California is a cascade of overlapping economic bubbles and ridiculous lies, each one bigger than the last. It’s the only thing that sustains us.

New Designer Vape Drug Made Guy Think He Was Thor, Attempt to Have Sex with a Tree

Thursday, April 30th, 2015

This is one instance where you might wanna just say “no.”

The White House Correspondents Dinner Was Oozing with Hypocrisy

Tuesday, April 28th, 2015

Every year, the White House holds a White House Correspondents Dinner. It is an opportunity for people to pretend that the American head of state is not guilty of a wide variety of high-level crimes.

Ten Wonderful Things I’m Grateful for (Irony Alert)

Tuesday, April 21st, 2015

Since every volume on the nearly endless shelf of pop psychology self-help books recommends working up some gratitude as the key to happiness, I’ve conjured up a list of what I’m grateful for. (Please turn your irony setting on.)

White House Releases Photo of Obama Posed with a Rainbow, Confirms How Dumb They Think You All Are

Wednesday, April 15th, 2015

They must actually think the majority of America really is this utterly, mind numbingly stupid.

Chelsea Clinton Says Her Mom Hillary Should Be President for “Symbolic Reasons”

Tuesday, April 14th, 2015

Because it’s all just a dog and pony show anyway, other answers the Establishment would have accepted from Chelsea included, “Because she has a vagina,” or simply, “Because reasons.”

Hillary Campaign Roars out of the Gate…Oh…Oops

Monday, April 13th, 2015

This is only the beginning, folks. Which act is next in the comedy of errors-style political theater that is election season 2016?

WOO-HOO: The Surgeon General Is Taking Your Questions on Climate Change

Thursday, April 9th, 2015

So… All you barbequing Flat Earthers out there, what lingering climate change questions do you have for our illustrious surgeon general?

Tennessee Set to Make SQUIRT GUNS “Near” Schools ILLEGAL

Wednesday, April 8th, 2015

That’s right. Now the stupid isn’t just confined within the school itself. It is legally spilling out all around the school as well.

Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something to Prove Considering Career in Law Enforcement: Satire

Wednesday, April 8th, 2015

This moody, temperamental ball of repressed rage says he would like to serve and protect one day.

New Precedent Allows People to Serve Divorce Papers over Facebook

Monday, April 6th, 2015

Pretty soon, people will likely be getting married on Facebook as well.

It’s April Fool’s Day: Why Not Dress Like a Good Little Sheeple?

Wednesday, April 1st, 2015

It’s April Fool’s, and what better way to show it than to wear a shirt that makes people want to punch you? Okay, that was a joke, but these shirts are not. They exist.

“Whose Side Are We on Again?” Jon Stewart Mocks US Teaming up with Iran While Fighting Iran

Monday, March 30th, 2015

“We did it. It took decades of destabilizing conflict, but we did it. We finally figured out how to fight a proxy war against ourselves.”

McDonald’s McFashion: We’re Not Lovin’ It

Saturday, March 28th, 2015

If you live in Sweden, this is your lucky day! Everybody’s favorite fast food leviathan is spreading its tentacles out of the garbage grub industry and into new territory. Alas, Swedes are the only ones who can get the goods right now. Earlier this week, McDonald’s launched an online boutique featuring bed sheets, wallpaper, raincoats, […]

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