Tuesday, July 28th, 2015

Humor


Hillary Clinton Promises 500 Million Solar Panels If America Pretends to Vote for Her for President

Monday, July 27th, 2015

All you have to do is vote for Hillary Clinton in the ”Who Wants to Be the Next American Dictator?” game show America runs every four years!

The American Clown-in-Chief: the Joke Is on Us!

Thursday, July 23rd, 2015

There was a time when Americans actually respected the Office of the President… That was a long, long time ago.

Don’t Believe Hillary Clinton

Friday, July 17th, 2015

Hillary Clinton just delivered her first speech on economic policy. In it, she vowed to raise taxes on the wealthy and to regulate Wall Street more effectively to ”fix” economic inequality in the U.S.

Dad Pissed About “Inappropriate” Star Wars Princess Leia Action Figure Runs Whining to the Media

Tuesday, July 14th, 2015

We’re about to have the politically correct dystopic neutered sissy society of George Orwell’s wildest nightmares (if we’re not already there now).

Debt Crisis Central: Let’s Not Forget About America

Saturday, July 11th, 2015

Once we go down, we’re taking the whole world down with us.

German Senior Hides 44 Ton Nazi Tank in His Basement for Decades

Monday, July 6th, 2015

You’d be surprised by some of the things people are capable of hiding from the authorities.

VIDEO: Americans Don’t Know Why They’re Celebrating the 4th of July

Monday, July 6th, 2015

They were happy to admit they would still be celebrating the holiday in spite of their inability to articulate the point of it.

Kim Kardashian: ‘We Need More Gun Control (Just Not for My Armed Guards)’

Saturday, July 4th, 2015

”I’m not the type to have them in my house – the security at the front of my house might but not in my house. I truly honestly believe we don’t have strict enough gun control laws and it would change a lot.”

Sunburn Art: “Cool” New Trend of Burning Outlines into Your Skin Raises Chances of Cancer 50%

Thursday, July 2nd, 2015

Guess this is at least a smidge better than last year’s trend of setting one’s self on fire and posting a video of it on YouTube.

Humor: #Rejected Prez Campaign Slogans

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2015

Twitter users have come up with some clever “rejected” presidential campaign slogans.

Humor: Who Can Tax the Sunshine? The Government Can!

Monday, June 22nd, 2015

Who can tax the sunshine? The government can!

German Man Cuts His Belongings in HALF with Power Tools to Give Ex-Wife Her Share in Divorce (VIDEO)

Monday, June 22nd, 2015

Splitting everything literally in half is not as uncommon in divorces as you might think.

Transgendered? Transracial? Now It’s the ‘Transabled': Able-Bodied, Healthy People Who “Identify” as Disabled People

Sunday, June 21st, 2015

Yes, this is really a thing. This is what our politically correct society has wrought.

Oops, So Sorry? Heinz Apologizes After Ketchup Bottle QR Code Found Linked to Hardcore Porn Site

Saturday, June 20th, 2015

”Your ketchup really isn’t for under-age people.” Will a free condiment ever wash the shame away?

Luke Skywalker Reacts to the Announcement that Jeb Bush Is Running for President

Monday, June 15th, 2015

P.S. – Is it even remotely shocking Jeb’s announcing his run right before this year’s Bilderberg conference which just so happens to have ”US Elections” as an official topic? Gee, wonder who they’ll choose for us…

Swimming in a Pond Is Now a Trendy ”Thing”

Sunday, June 14th, 2015

”Wild swimming.” This is how far we’ve come from our roots. The fact that it’s at all unusual to swim in a natural body of water blows my mind. The trendy stupid. It BURNS.

Remembering the Man Who Single-handedly Stopped WW3

Wednesday, June 10th, 2015

I’d like to share the story of Stanislav Petrov, and explain why most of us are alive today because of him.

Hackers Hijack US Army Website

Tuesday, June 9th, 2015

The message is most likely in reference to recently exposed documents that prove the US government has been largely responsible for the rise of ISIS.

The Truth Is Still Suppressed Out There: Truthstream News Episode 4

Sunday, June 7th, 2015

With the Pentagon determined to bring home the monster it admittedly created, sweeping developments in the junk food wars and a dip into the unexplained with a look at how the Rockefellers brought the search for life from another planet to the Clinton White House… well, you’ll see.

School Locked Down After Child Caught Thinking About a Gun! (Satire)

Friday, June 5th, 2015

Coming soon to the police state near you, on the brainwashing children against our Second Amendment front, this is the next news report we expect to see.

Kenyan Lawyer Offers Obama 50 Cows, 70 Sheep, and 30 Goats for His Daughter’s Hand in Marriage

Thursday, June 4th, 2015

What do you think, guys? Is it a good deal? Added bonus – Malia will learn how to milk a cow, make ugali and mursik.

#IfThePatriotActExpires Scary Pictures Flood Twitter Ahead of Deadline

Saturday, May 30th, 2015

While American law enforcement and intelligence communities raise concerns over the expected expiration this weekend of surveillance powers granted through the Patriot Act, social media have drawn apocalyptical pictures mocking the fears.

Gag Us with a Spoon: Hillary Selling “Pantsuit” T-Shirts and “Future Voter” Baby Onesies to Finance Campaign

Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Now everyone can dress just like Hillary… although why any woman would willingly choose to pay to do this to herself is a pitiable mystery.

VIDEO: People in This Country Have No Idea What They Are Eating

Friday, May 22nd, 2015

‘I just eat it and hope that I don’t die.’

Capitol Police to Get Potty Training After Leaving Loaded Guns in Bathrooms

Friday, May 22nd, 2015

Officers assigned to protecting Congress are now undergoing additional training after three separate reports of U.S. Capitol Police leaving guns in, of all places, bathrooms.

Welcome to the Bubble State, Where Everything is Unsustainable

Sunday, May 17th, 2015

The history of California is a cascade of overlapping economic bubbles and ridiculous lies, each one bigger than the last. It’s the only thing that sustains us.

New Designer Vape Drug Made Guy Think He Was Thor, Attempt to Have Sex with a Tree

Thursday, April 30th, 2015

This is one instance where you might wanna just say “no.”

The White House Correspondents Dinner Was Oozing with Hypocrisy

Tuesday, April 28th, 2015

Every year, the White House holds a White House Correspondents Dinner. It is an opportunity for people to pretend that the American head of state is not guilty of a wide variety of high-level crimes.

Ten Wonderful Things I’m Grateful for (Irony Alert)

Tuesday, April 21st, 2015

Since every volume on the nearly endless shelf of pop psychology self-help books recommends working up some gratitude as the key to happiness, I’ve conjured up a list of what I’m grateful for. (Please turn your irony setting on.)

White House Releases Photo of Obama Posed with a Rainbow, Confirms How Dumb They Think You All Are

Wednesday, April 15th, 2015

They must actually think the majority of America really is this utterly, mind numbingly stupid.

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