Wednesday, September 3rd, 2014


These College Students Couldn’t Name a Single U.S. Senator

Sunday, August 31st, 2014

These people are all old enough to vote, but they don’t know anyone they’re voting for if they do vote. This is really, really sad.


Thursday, August 28th, 2014

Now it’s come to light that the federal government, which is all about continuity of itself, actually backs up all of its emails?!?!?! NO duh. That’s right. We’re going back to middle school in the 1980s on this one. No duh.

Old TV Commercial Jokes about Ebola, “Don’t Worry, It’s Not an Airborne Strain”

Sunday, August 17th, 2014

But but…we thought there was no airborne strain…?

Truthstream Launches News Show — Episode 1: NEW WORLD DISORDER

Monday, August 11th, 2014

In this inaugural episode, “New World Disorder,” Truthstream News’ Aaron Dykes and Melissa Melton present a different kind of “news” – surrounding by “olds” (history and analysis to give you better context) as well as hard hitting investigative pieces and ripe humor about the dismal state of politics and modern culture.

Nancy Pelosi refers to Africa as a country; Tweet quietly disappears

Wednesday, August 6th, 2014

It seems that House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi needs a geography refresher…

Weird Al takes on conspiracy theories in his new parody “Foil”

Saturday, July 19th, 2014

Wow… He totally went there. Watch and you tell me: did you see it coming?

Media reports 23 Americans killed by terrorists bombing a plane; Obama grabs a burger

Friday, July 18th, 2014

Check out our president. The guy can’t even muster up the effort to PRETEND anymore.

Prank Caller to MSNBC Host: ‘You’re a dumbass, aren’t you?’

Thursday, July 17th, 2014

Caller told MSNBC host Krystal Ball the plane was shot down by a “blast of wind from Howard Stern’s ass.”

Self-Proclaimed Monsanto Employee Trolling Anti-GMO Articles, Claiming Organic Food ‘Kills People’

Friday, June 13th, 2014

If this guy is the same one on LinkedIn who oversees teams of scientists charged with creating Monsanto’s GM food and testing and vouching for its safety — with this attitude, why would anyone want to buy it anyway, even if it was the best stuff on the face of the planet?

CNN Anchor: Michelle Obama Can Sign Bills Into Law

Tuesday, May 27th, 2014

CNN’s Carol Costello on Tuesday suggested First Lady Michelle Obama has signed bills into law.

A Few Facts…

Wednesday, May 14th, 2014

Oh dear!

Must Watch: Two Man Doo-Wop Group: Bill Joel And Jimmy Fallon Do ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’

Monday, April 28th, 2014

A short musical interlude amid all of the world’s goings on.

CNBC Gushing at the Thought of Bill Gates as ‘World’s First Trillionaire’

Thursday, April 24th, 2014

The world’s first trillionaire…Ha! What a joke. We already have those, but then again, like we even have real money anyway, being slaves to central banks and all. “Usury your illusion.”

Bad Hair Day? North Korean Officials Visit London Hair Salon Over Kim Jong-un Poster In The Window

Wednesday, April 16th, 2014

M&M Hair Academy in South Ealing London put a poster of Kim Jong-un in the window of their hair salon after reading that all North Korean students had to have the same hairstyle as their leader.

Ron Swanson: “The Government is a Greedy Piglet”

Tuesday, April 1st, 2014

Ron Swanson is a character on the NBC comedy Parks and Recreation. He’s a staunch libertarian and a believer in smaller government. Watch him provide a convincing and humorous lesson about government to a young student.

SNL Skit on Celebrities Pimping Out Obamacare

Monday, March 31st, 2014

Last weekend, Saturday Night Live opened with a skit that made fun of the Obamacare administration’s efforts to promote the ACA via social networking.

Sorry If This Report on Gold Makes You Dumber for Watching It

Sunday, March 30th, 2014

No, what you are about to see is not a parody or satire, and hey, at least I apologized first.

What Food Ads Would Say If They Were Honest (Parody)

Saturday, March 29th, 2014

You’ve seen the industry-sponsored propaganda about how wonderful the ingredients are that are put in your food. But what would the ads say if they really told you what was lurking in your groceries?

Uncle Sam’s Evil Twin Is Poised to Kill Your Job, Your Granny, and Your Country

Friday, March 28th, 2014

Over a period of several decades, while we slept, Uncle Sam was replaced by his Uncle Sam evil twin, Uncle SCAM and a battalion of power-hungry corrupt-o-crats.

Cop Pulls Over Bicyclist, Makes up Reasons to Ticket Him

Friday, March 28th, 2014

A man on a bicycle is pulled over by an LAPD officer for…well, we aren’t sure for what, exactly…

You’re Kidding? The Confused Orderly

Friday, March 21st, 2014

He’s the same guy that got knocked off his bike by a frozen chicken, but I’ll save that one for another day.

Isn’t it Ironic: Government Surveillance Version

Thursday, March 20th, 2014

Remy updates the Alanis Morissette hit for a certain senior senator from California.

The Idiot’s Guide to Smart People: Political Edition

Friday, March 14th, 2014

“Politics” is the smart person word for “yelling about the government.”

FAIL: Dem Congresswoman Thinks Constitution Is 400 Years Old

Wednesday, March 12th, 2014

She missed it by…oh…173 years.

You’re kidding? The Chinese tourist

Monday, March 10th, 2014

I was coming to the end of a very busy shift in a large hospital in the south of the UK when a Chinese gentleman was wheeled in having suffered a suspected heart attack…

You’re kidding?…The Fire Man Story

Sunday, March 9th, 2014

As I turned my scrub top brushed the wound…and stuck. In a panic I tried to free it before it set too hard, and ended up with my fingers stuck to the firefighters groin. At this point he is laughing hysterically, and I am just hysterical with panic.

Memo from Moscow: What Happens in Ukraine, Stays in Ukraine

Friday, March 7th, 2014

The following memo was leaked by a California high school student who accidentally tapped into NSA communication files while hacking into bank records of her computer science teacher.

Wait, Wait: Ohio law against lies meets 1st Amendment

Wednesday, March 5th, 2014

A brief co-written by political satirist P.J. O’Rourke asks, “Can a state government criminalize political statements that are less than 100% truthful?”

Finally, Someone Who Understands Obamacare: Larry the Cable Guy

Saturday, March 1st, 2014

Larry the Cable Guy explained the disastrous health care plan during a recent appearance with Sean Hannity on the FOX network.

Comedian Bill Hicks: ‘Government Murdered Branch Davidians at Waco in Cold Blood’

Saturday, February 22nd, 2014

A previously unreleased clip of deceased comedian Bill Hicks shows him discussing footage of the ATF starting the fire that ended in the deaths of 80 Branch Davidians at Waco.

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