Saturday, January 31st, 2015

Humor


Palin for President? Really?? Try to Make Sense of Her Bizarre, Barely Coherent Word Salad Freedom Summit Speech

Tuesday, January 27th, 2015

They’re claiming the video and resultant transcript below is due to a teleprompter outage. To be fair, I would too.

Video: Nanny State Billboards…Cuz the Government Is Your Mommy!

Saturday, January 24th, 2015

What a sad testament to our society that there are more billboards on the side of the road from the government reminding us to have basic common sense than there are companies trying to sell us crap.

Breaking News: Chocolate Milk Only Requires 3 Ingredients!!!

Monday, January 19th, 2015

Stop the presses! Startling new research shows that chocolate milk does not require degrees in chemistry and engineering to make! Who knew?

Wanna Watch Bill Gates Drink Poop Water?

Tuesday, January 13th, 2015

This is reminiscent of Soylent Green, no? Paints a bleak picture of where the world is headed under the elite technocracy running things.

‘Daily Show’ Trolls NYPD ‘Slowdown,’ Invites You to ‘Sh*ttier New York’

Friday, January 9th, 2015

Daily Show host Jon Stewart took a more optimistic tack on the news that New York City police were intentionally cutting down on arrests as part of a grudge against Mayor Bill de Blasio.

CIA Claims Top Secret Aircraft Are Responsible for UFO’s

Wednesday, January 7th, 2015

The CIA claims that these top secret aircraft are responsible for more than half of all UFO sightings. But what do we make of the other half?

Man Explains to WFTV News Why He Loves the Orlando Police Department

Saturday, December 27th, 2014

A man tells a news reporter why he loves the Orlando Police Department.

The Daily Sheeple’s Twelve Days of Christmas

Thursday, December 25th, 2014

On the first day of Christmas my government gave to me, a multi-trillion dollar deficit.

Silent night, oh what a night…

Wednesday, December 24th, 2014

Silent night, oh what a night, Barack stands, quaking with fright. Watched by Michelle, first dog and the kids…

‘Twas the Night Raid Before Christmas

Wednesday, December 24th, 2014

Enjoy this Christmas classic from Reason TV: ‘Twas the Night Raid Before Christmas.

Photobomb: Maybe Bill Clinton Smiling and Standing Behind Anything Is Creepy?

Wednesday, December 24th, 2014

Last week’s viral pic of Bill Clinton smiling and standing behind this girl creeped people out. I have a theory that this works no matter what Bill Clinton stands behind while smiling. Let’s test it, shall we?

Sony Submits to North Korean Hackers

Thursday, December 18th, 2014

Sony has cried uncle, and has decided to shelve the “The Interview” in its entirety. They’ve canceled their Christmas Release of the film, and have no plans to stream it or release it on DVD.

Question: Why Is the McDonalds Website so Scary?

Wednesday, December 17th, 2014

If a company’s first contact with you is a creepy attempt to justify their products and dispel rumors about whether or not they are real, natural, or possibly filled with worms…

“Hillary for the Holidays”: I Wish I Had a Time Machine to Avoid Mrs. Clinton’s Presidential Bid

Friday, December 12th, 2014

Because I want to give someone a gift that says, “I went out of my way and even spent my own money supporting a fascist psychopath to let you know on Christmas of all days just how much I can’t stand you as a human being.”

Sad but Funny (but Sad): America Is Much Worse Than a Bad Boyfriend

Monday, December 8th, 2014

When you leave America, it’s not even really like a girlfriend breaking up with a boyfriend (with the boyfriend making dubious claims the girl owes him a bunch of money he can’t actually prove she legitimately owes to try and keep her there). No, leaving turns more into a pimp/ho situation…

Black Friday or Dawn of the Dead: What Is the Difference?

Friday, November 28th, 2014

If people devolve into animals and treat each other like this because a TV went on sale for $30 off (a meaningless gesture that shows the thing was probably marked up to begin with anyway), can you imagine what they will do to each other if the sh*t really does hit the fan?

King Obama? Congressman Suggests a MOAT Around the White House After Gunman Scare

Friday, November 21st, 2014

Tennessee Rep. Steven Cohen (also D) shared a great new idea he had on dealing with White House intruders to Acting Secret Service Director Joseph Clancy at a recent House Judiciary Committee meeting: A MOAT.

New “GruberGate” Video: Two-Minute Controversial Comment Compilation

Wednesday, November 19th, 2014

Now you can see all of Gruber’s Gaffes in one brilliant video!

FAIL: With a Pathetic 11% Approval Rating, a Whopping 96% of Congress was Re-Elected

Monday, November 17th, 2014

THIS MEME JUST HAPPENED TO AMERICA. And it hurts. Bad. I imagine it’s like having a bad case of raging hemorrhoids would be if you lived in a word where all the chairs were made out of starving sharks.

“Oops My Bad”, Cop Accidentally Shoots Himself and Another Officer

Friday, November 14th, 2014

Earlier this week, an Iowa City police officer shot himself and another officer while they were cleaning their firearms.

45 MORE Signs That You Might Be One of Those Crazy Preppers

Wednesday, November 12th, 2014

Here are 45 MORE signs that you might have crossed over to the “prepped side.” Many of these will be things that non-preppers just can’t understand, but they’ll probably give you a warm glow.

Who Cares About Anything When Pepsi Is Testing a Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew?

Sunday, November 9th, 2014

Sure. The world may be in chaos. But who cares about anything when pretty soon you’ll be able to kick back, watch some football, and drink the pure M-S-Genius that will be Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew?

What an Ass: MO Governor Jay Nixon and the Midterm Election Scandal of #ButtCrackGate

Wednesday, November 5th, 2014

Not sure what stinks worse here: the hilarious Tweet Governor Jay Nixon sent out to get Missourians to the polls, or…wait for it…the cover up. (HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA)

Obama: Being a Stay-at-Home Mom Is “Not a Choice We Want Americans to Make”

Tuesday, November 4th, 2014

This is literally one of the all-time dumbest things Obama has ever said. Talk about flushing the country down the toilet…

2014 Midterms: Here Comes ALL the Voter Fraud…

Monday, November 3rd, 2014

“Picking a new Captain for the Titanic after it hits the Iceberg is not going to stop it from sitting on the bottom of the ocean.”

Just in Time for Halloween: Get Your Own ‘Sexy’ Ebola Containment Suit Costume!

Tuesday, October 28th, 2014

“And the winner of Most Apathetic Slut Costume goes to…”

Real Chicago Politics – Funny Stuff!

Monday, October 27th, 2014

21-year-old Charlie Kirk shows wisdom and humor beyond his years in this clip.

SNL Mocks Obama on Ebola and His Entire Second Term in Short Skit

Monday, October 27th, 2014

Last weekend, Saturday Night Live’s opening featured a brilliant, spot-on mockery of Obama’s handling of the Ebola crisis, and well…just about every other problem that has infected the president’s second term.

Don’t Worry, Obama – Haters Gonna Hate

Tuesday, October 21st, 2014

Obama, why don’t you just “shake it off?”

Asset Seizure: Cops Use Your “Pennies From Heaven” to “Buy Toys”

Monday, October 13th, 2014

John Oliver of Last Week Tonight discusses the legalized theft racket known as civil asset forfeiture.

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