Thursday, October 8th, 2015


Two Reasons People Can’t Stop Watching Drunk UConn Kid’s Mac and Cheese Arrest Video

Thursday, October 8th, 2015

When Drudge put this video up, he purposefully placed the link next to an article about how this generation of kids are complete and utter pansies. The placement was obviously enough.

Video: FEMA Camp For Idiots But They Too Stupid To Know It

Thursday, October 1st, 2015

Is this what it would be like if martial law was declared across America and the FEMA camps were officially opened?

VIDEO: Watch This Cop Get Shut Down By His Sergeant After He Attempts to Violate a Man’s Rights

Tuesday, September 29th, 2015

The story begins when a man practicing his First Amendment right to film in public was stopped on Friday by a New York state trooper who attempted to violate his rights…

The Last Rebels: 25 Things We Did as Kids That Would Get Someone Arrested Today

Thursday, September 24th, 2015

With all of the ridiculous new regulations, coddling, and societal mores that seem to be the norm these days, it’s a miracle those of us over 30 survived our childhoods.

The Real Reason Why Obama Received the Nobel Prize

Saturday, September 19th, 2015

“In retrospect, we could say that the argument of giving Obama a helping hand was only partially correct.”

FAIL: Jeb’s Latest Attack Ad Against Trump Is Just Laughably Bad

Thursday, September 17th, 2015

Likely due to his dynasty upbringing, poor Jeb is so disconnected from the average person that his attempts to attack Trump just seem more and more ridiculous and off point all the time.

Read the CDC’s Unintentionally Hilarious Zombie Survival Guide

Saturday, September 12th, 2015

The CDC has gone so far as to create a short comic book about zombies. As you can imagine, it’s both painful to read and hilarious at the same time. Let’s take a look shall we?

Daddy’s Boy: Jeb Bush Campaign Shirt Declares His Dad Is the “Greatest,” Will Fight You over It

Friday, September 11th, 2015

I envision this battle a lot like in those movies where the evil mastermind is a total sissy that has paid henchman fight all his fights for him.

Now They’re Saying the Dodo Bird Went Extinct Because Climate Change

Thursday, September 10th, 2015

Now, along with our “endangered” polar bears drowning left and right (thank you so much Al Gore), we have outlets trying to pass off the idea that climate change is what killed the dodo.

Fox News Anchor Sues for “Emotional Damage” over Toy She Thinks Looks Like Her

Wednesday, September 9th, 2015

For the sake of humanity, I would love to tell you that the following paragraphs were constructed as satire meant to mock a mainstream mouthpiece who regurgitates a corporate agenda for a living. Sadly, this story isn’t satire.

The Great American Butthurt

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2015

When did we, as a nation, become such weenies? How is it that such a collection of whiners has become the vocal majority?

Why Deez Nuts Is Actually Critically Important for the Future of the Country

Wednesday, August 26th, 2015

There are legitimate reasons to view this development as the opening salvo in an upheaval of the way Americans elect presidents.

Try Not to Hurt Yourself Laughing at This Bad Lip Reading of the First Republican Debate

Tuesday, August 25th, 2015

Don’t drink liquids and watch this unless you want to have to clean them off your computer screen.

Great: President Obama Gives Creepy Uncle Joe Biden “Blessing” to Run for POTUS

Tuesday, August 25th, 2015

But seriously… who in the hell would actually vote for Joe “the guy you avoided at family reunions as a kid” Biden for president?

VIDEO: 20 More Stupid Things Said by U.S. Politicians

Saturday, August 15th, 2015

Wow. They actually said these things…

VIDEO: Did This Flock of Birds Just Swarm to Create Putin’s Face over NYC?

Friday, August 14th, 2015

”It’s a warning to the U.S. that they shouldn’t start a war with Russia.”

Bloomberg’s Gun Control Group Salivating over Kim Kardashian’s Utterly Ignorant Gun Control Tweet

Friday, August 14th, 2015

As pointed out by many, Kim is all kinds of wrong… That didn’t matter to Bloomberg’s data misrepresenting group Everytown for Gun Safety, which has already promoted her mistake as true on Facebook.

Anchor Walks Off Live TV in Disgust After Refusing to Report on Kardashians

Tuesday, August 11th, 2015

After the program’s co-host storms off set, he can be heard off-screen shouting, ”I don’t care about this family. I’m sick of this family. It’s a non-story!”

San Francisco Mayor Wants to Sell Corporate Advertising on City Hall Building

Friday, August 7th, 2015

What are your thoughts on the use of government buildings and landmarks as advertising space? One could argue this would at least make transparent the extent to which corporations own our politicians.

Hillary Clinton Promises 500 Million Solar Panels If America Pretends to Vote for Her for President

Monday, July 27th, 2015

All you have to do is vote for Hillary Clinton in the ”Who Wants to Be the Next American Dictator?” game show America runs every four years!

The American Clown-in-Chief: the Joke Is on Us!

Thursday, July 23rd, 2015

There was a time when Americans actually respected the Office of the President… That was a long, long time ago.

Don’t Believe Hillary Clinton

Friday, July 17th, 2015

Hillary Clinton just delivered her first speech on economic policy. In it, she vowed to raise taxes on the wealthy and to regulate Wall Street more effectively to ”fix” economic inequality in the U.S.

Dad Pissed About “Inappropriate” Star Wars Princess Leia Action Figure Runs Whining to the Media

Tuesday, July 14th, 2015

We’re about to have the politically correct dystopic neutered sissy society of George Orwell’s wildest nightmares (if we’re not already there now).

Debt Crisis Central: Let’s Not Forget About America

Saturday, July 11th, 2015

Once we go down, we’re taking the whole world down with us.

German Senior Hides 44 Ton Nazi Tank in His Basement for Decades

Monday, July 6th, 2015

You’d be surprised by some of the things people are capable of hiding from the authorities.

VIDEO: Americans Don’t Know Why They’re Celebrating the 4th of July

Monday, July 6th, 2015

They were happy to admit they would still be celebrating the holiday in spite of their inability to articulate the point of it.

Kim Kardashian: ‘We Need More Gun Control (Just Not for My Armed Guards)’

Saturday, July 4th, 2015

”I’m not the type to have them in my house – the security at the front of my house might but not in my house. I truly honestly believe we don’t have strict enough gun control laws and it would change a lot.”

Sunburn Art: “Cool” New Trend of Burning Outlines into Your Skin Raises Chances of Cancer 50%

Thursday, July 2nd, 2015

Guess this is at least a smidge better than last year’s trend of setting one’s self on fire and posting a video of it on YouTube.

Humor: #Rejected Prez Campaign Slogans

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2015

Twitter users have come up with some clever “rejected” presidential campaign slogans.

Humor: Who Can Tax the Sunshine? The Government Can!

Monday, June 22nd, 2015

Who can tax the sunshine? The government can!

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