Thursday, May 28th, 2015

Humor


Gag Us with a Spoon: Hillary Selling “Pantsuit” T-Shirts and “Future Voter” Baby Onesies to Finance Campaign

Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Now everyone can dress just like Hillary… although why any woman would willingly choose to pay to do this to herself is a pitiable mystery.

VIDEO: People in This Country Have No Idea What They Are Eating

Friday, May 22nd, 2015

‘I just eat it and hope that I don’t die.’

Capitol Police to Get Potty Training After Leaving Loaded Guns in Bathrooms

Friday, May 22nd, 2015

Officers assigned to protecting Congress are now undergoing additional training after three separate reports of U.S. Capitol Police leaving guns in, of all places, bathrooms.

Welcome to the Bubble State, Where Everything is Unsustainable

Sunday, May 17th, 2015

The history of California is a cascade of overlapping economic bubbles and ridiculous lies, each one bigger than the last. It’s the only thing that sustains us.

New Designer Vape Drug Made Guy Think He Was Thor, Attempt to Have Sex with a Tree

Thursday, April 30th, 2015

This is one instance where you might wanna just say “no.”

The White House Correspondents Dinner Was Oozing with Hypocrisy

Tuesday, April 28th, 2015

Every year, the White House holds a White House Correspondents Dinner. It is an opportunity for people to pretend that the American head of state is not guilty of a wide variety of high-level crimes.

Ten Wonderful Things I’m Grateful for (Irony Alert)

Tuesday, April 21st, 2015

Since every volume on the nearly endless shelf of pop psychology self-help books recommends working up some gratitude as the key to happiness, I’ve conjured up a list of what I’m grateful for. (Please turn your irony setting on.)

White House Releases Photo of Obama Posed with a Rainbow, Confirms How Dumb They Think You All Are

Wednesday, April 15th, 2015

They must actually think the majority of America really is this utterly, mind numbingly stupid.

Chelsea Clinton Says Her Mom Hillary Should Be President for “Symbolic Reasons”

Tuesday, April 14th, 2015

Because it’s all just a dog and pony show anyway, other answers the Establishment would have accepted from Chelsea included, “Because she has a vagina,” or simply, “Because reasons.”

Hillary Campaign Roars out of the Gate…Oh…Oops

Monday, April 13th, 2015

This is only the beginning, folks. Which act is next in the comedy of errors-style political theater that is election season 2016?

WOO-HOO: The Surgeon General Is Taking Your Questions on Climate Change

Thursday, April 9th, 2015

So… All you barbequing Flat Earthers out there, what lingering climate change questions do you have for our illustrious surgeon general?

Tennessee Set to Make SQUIRT GUNS “Near” Schools ILLEGAL

Wednesday, April 8th, 2015

That’s right. Now the stupid isn’t just confined within the school itself. It is legally spilling out all around the school as well.

Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something to Prove Considering Career in Law Enforcement: Satire

Wednesday, April 8th, 2015

This moody, temperamental ball of repressed rage says he would like to serve and protect one day.

New Precedent Allows People to Serve Divorce Papers over Facebook

Monday, April 6th, 2015

Pretty soon, people will likely be getting married on Facebook as well.

It’s April Fool’s Day: Why Not Dress Like a Good Little Sheeple?

Wednesday, April 1st, 2015

It’s April Fool’s, and what better way to show it than to wear a shirt that makes people want to punch you? Okay, that was a joke, but these shirts are not. They exist.

“Whose Side Are We on Again?” Jon Stewart Mocks US Teaming up with Iran While Fighting Iran

Monday, March 30th, 2015

“We did it. It took decades of destabilizing conflict, but we did it. We finally figured out how to fight a proxy war against ourselves.”

McDonald’s McFashion: We’re Not Lovin’ It

Saturday, March 28th, 2015

If you live in Sweden, this is your lucky day! Everybody’s favorite fast food leviathan is spreading its tentacles out of the garbage grub industry and into new territory. Alas, Swedes are the only ones who can get the goods right now. Earlier this week, McDonald’s launched an online boutique featuring bed sheets, wallpaper, raincoats, […]

Parody: Ted Cruz for President 2016!!!

Tuesday, March 24th, 2015

He’s a former Bush advisor and lawyer who met his Council on Foreign Relations, Goldman Sachs, North American Union-endorsing wife while she was a Bush advisor, too. What else do you need to know?

VIDEO: If We Treated Alcohol the Way We Treat Marijuana

Sunday, March 22nd, 2015

This ironically funny video from BuzzFeed shows what could possibly happen if we treated marijuana the way we do alcohol and vice versa.

Magic Obama Logic: Mandatory Voting = Good, Mandatory Voter IDs = Bad and Racist

Thursday, March 19th, 2015

Worse, maybe even eyeball-exploding painfully worse, though are some of the arguments on how mandatory voting laws are good for all of society and are equal to laws against things like domestic violence.

Propaganda Alert: NYT Tries to Make Jeb Bush Look Cool with Puff Piece About Him Meeting Rapper Ludacris

Thursday, March 19th, 2015

And not even under the “Entertainment” section, but under the “Business” section. Really?? Propaganda is one thing, but when it becomes this painfully obvious, it just hurts.

Wondering Why Our Country Is in Trouble? Look No Further

Tuesday, March 17th, 2015

This video brings up a valid argument for voters to be tested before they are allowed at the polls.

Putin May Be Back, But These #WhereIsPutin Tweets Are Still Hilarious

Tuesday, March 17th, 2015

I can’t decide which one is my favorite, the rainbow unicorn or the militarized hummingbird?

School Kicks Gifted 11-Yr-Old Student out for Having Marijuana… That Just Turned out to Be an Ordinary Leaf

Tuesday, March 17th, 2015

These are the people in charge of public education and our criminal justice system, America… Ignorant people who don’t know the difference between smoke-able illegal substances and an ordinary leaf.

Jesse Jackson: It’s Racist To Call Me And Al Sharpton “Race Baiters”…

Thursday, March 12th, 2015

And we’ve come full circle, ladies and gentlemen…

Best Comeback Ever to ‘f*ck you for suggesting Obama and those marching at Selma are ‘un-american’ because they didn’t carry flags’

Thursday, March 12th, 2015

What transpired between a conservative and a liberal following the posting of this meme on the former’s blog is pretty hilarious…

Obama’s OFA FAIL: ‘85% of 8th Graders Believe in Man-Made Climate Change, Too Bad Only Half the Senate Agrees’

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015

And what exactly is in 8th grade science textbooks in this country if not propaganda? Anything at this point?

New Attachment Literally Allows People to Have Sex with Their iPad

Wednesday, March 4th, 2015

Yes, we apparently live in a world where this exists now.

Video: Student Loans Are Like STDs (Everyone Is Catching Them)

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2015

The generation Xers have less than half the wealth their parents had and about six times the debt mostly thanks to college loans, and generation Y, or the millenials who came in behind them, are even more screwed and debt-burdened than their predecessors.

Good News! Tax Audits Will Dwindle to Record Levels This Year

Friday, February 27th, 2015

No politician wants to go on record as the guy who voted to fund one of the most despised agencies in America. Perhaps if more Americans voiced their hatred of the IRS, they’ll lose even more money.

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