Saturday, March 28th, 2015

Humor


Parody: Ted Cruz for President 2016!!!

Tuesday, March 24th, 2015

He’s a former Bush advisor and lawyer who met his Council on Foreign Relations, Goldman Sachs, North American Union-endorsing wife while she was a Bush advisor, too. What else do you need to know?

VIDEO: If We Treated Alcohol the Way We Treat Marijuana

Sunday, March 22nd, 2015

This ironically funny video from BuzzFeed shows what could possibly happen if we treated marijuana the way we do alcohol and vice versa.

Magic Obama Logic: Mandatory Voting = Good, Mandatory Voter IDs = Bad and Racist

Thursday, March 19th, 2015

Worse, maybe even eyeball-exploding painfully worse, though are some of the arguments on how mandatory voting laws are good for all of society and are equal to laws against things like domestic violence.

Propaganda Alert: NYT Tries to Make Jeb Bush Look Cool with Puff Piece About Him Meeting Rapper Ludacris

Thursday, March 19th, 2015

And not even under the “Entertainment” section, but under the “Business” section. Really?? Propaganda is one thing, but when it becomes this painfully obvious, it just hurts.

Wondering Why Our Country Is in Trouble? Look No Further

Tuesday, March 17th, 2015

This video brings up a valid argument for voters to be tested before they are allowed at the polls.

Putin May Be Back, But These #WhereIsPutin Tweets Are Still Hilarious

Tuesday, March 17th, 2015

I can’t decide which one is my favorite, the rainbow unicorn or the militarized hummingbird?

School Kicks Gifted 11-Yr-Old Student out for Having Marijuana… That Just Turned out to Be an Ordinary Leaf

Tuesday, March 17th, 2015

These are the people in charge of public education and our criminal justice system, America… Ignorant people who don’t know the difference between smoke-able illegal substances and an ordinary leaf.

Jesse Jackson: It’s Racist To Call Me And Al Sharpton “Race Baiters”…

Thursday, March 12th, 2015

And we’ve come full circle, ladies and gentlemen…

Best Comeback Ever to ‘f*ck you for suggesting Obama and those marching at Selma are ‘un-american’ because they didn’t carry flags’

Thursday, March 12th, 2015

What transpired between a conservative and a liberal following the posting of this meme on the former’s blog is pretty hilarious…

Obama’s OFA FAIL: ‘85% of 8th Graders Believe in Man-Made Climate Change, Too Bad Only Half the Senate Agrees’

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015

And what exactly is in 8th grade science textbooks in this country if not propaganda? Anything at this point?

New Attachment Literally Allows People to Have Sex with Their iPad

Wednesday, March 4th, 2015

Yes, we apparently live in a world where this exists now.

Video: Student Loans Are Like STDs (Everyone Is Catching Them)

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2015

The generation Xers have less than half the wealth their parents had and about six times the debt mostly thanks to college loans, and generation Y, or the millenials who came in behind them, are even more screwed and debt-burdened than their predecessors.

Good News! Tax Audits Will Dwindle to Record Levels This Year

Friday, February 27th, 2015

No politician wants to go on record as the guy who voted to fund one of the most despised agencies in America. Perhaps if more Americans voiced their hatred of the IRS, they’ll lose even more money.

Kim Jong Un Gains 100 Pounds and Gets Ridiculous Haircut

Sunday, February 22nd, 2015

While the people of North Korea are widely reported to be suffering from constant food shortages, it doesn’t look like the leader of the country is under similar constraints…

Video: The Top 10 Things Vice President Joe Biden Might’ve Whispered to the Defense Secretary’s Wife

Friday, February 20th, 2015

It’s really hard to watch this, even with David Letterman making jokes over it.

Coming Soon: The Department of the Internet

Thursday, February 19th, 2015

Trusting the government to run the Internet is like trusting the NSA to never spy on Americans.

Minnesota Newspaper Apologizes for Calling Obama an ‘Assclown’

Wednesday, February 18th, 2015

A local newspaper in Minnesota has retracted part of a story in which its reporter criticized President Barack Obama for using a selfie stick during a BuzzFeed video piece, calling the Commander in Chief an “assclown”.

People Sign Petition to Add Soylent Green to School Menus for Michelle Obama’s Lunch Program

Tuesday, February 17th, 2015

Mark Dice proves, once again, that people will sign petitions for just about anything.

Russian Farmer Pays His $610 Bank Loan with Manure

Monday, February 16th, 2015

He decorated the heap with miniature gallows and posters saying “Down with credit slavery” and “Bankers are the enemies of the people.”

Charlie Sheen: ‘I May Run for President as a Republican!’

Sunday, February 15th, 2015

He said he gets 100% “YES” votes when he personally polls himself.

John Oliver: Big Pharma Marketing to Doctors

Friday, February 13th, 2015

Pharmaceutical companies spend billions of dollars marketing drugs to doctors. John Oliver of Last Week Tonight points out the issues with that.

‘Viagra Ice Cream’ & Bondage Emergencies: Kinky UK Braces for 50 Shades of Valentine’s Day

Friday, February 13th, 2015

Emergency services are on standby for a spate of “bedroom antics-gone-wrong.”

Joe Biden Gives Shout Out to “an Old Butt Buddy” in Iowa Speech (Video)

Thursday, February 12th, 2015

This is our Vice President, America.

Middle Schoolers Given Word Search Puzzles Based on the Erotic Novel “Fifty Shades of Grey”

Thursday, February 12th, 2015

The puzzle included words like “bondage,” “submissive,” “leather cuffs,” “intercourse,” and “spanking” among others.

Idiocracy Is Here: Australia Is Putting in French Fry Vending Machines

Monday, February 2nd, 2015

And don’t forget, drink Brawndo! It’s got electrolytes! (Welcome to Costco, I love you…)

Alternative Superbowl Ad: Monsanto for President

Monday, February 2nd, 2015

If Monsanto transparently ran for president, it probably would look a lot like this.

Not Joking: 4th Grader Suspended for Making ‘Terroristic Threat’ with Magic Ring from ‘The Hobbit’ Movie

Monday, February 2nd, 2015

How much more pathetic do public schools in America have to GET before they just start imploding from the sheer level of STUPID?

Palin for President? Really?? Try to Make Sense of Her Bizarre, Barely Coherent Word Salad Freedom Summit Speech

Tuesday, January 27th, 2015

They’re claiming the video and resultant transcript below is due to a teleprompter outage. To be fair, I would too.

Video: Nanny State Billboards…Cuz the Government Is Your Mommy!

Saturday, January 24th, 2015

What a sad testament to our society that there are more billboards on the side of the road from the government reminding us to have basic common sense than there are companies trying to sell us crap.

Breaking News: Chocolate Milk Only Requires 3 Ingredients!!!

Monday, January 19th, 2015

Stop the presses! Startling new research shows that chocolate milk does not require degrees in chemistry and engineering to make! Who knew?

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