Tuesday, September 1st, 2015

Humor


Why Deez Nuts Is Actually Critically Important for the Future of the Country

Wednesday, August 26th, 2015

There are legitimate reasons to view this development as the opening salvo in an upheaval of the way Americans elect presidents.

Try Not to Hurt Yourself Laughing at This Bad Lip Reading of the First Republican Debate

Tuesday, August 25th, 2015

Don’t drink liquids and watch this unless you want to have to clean them off your computer screen.

Great: President Obama Gives Creepy Uncle Joe Biden “Blessing” to Run for POTUS

Tuesday, August 25th, 2015

But seriously… who in the hell would actually vote for Joe “the guy you avoided at family reunions as a kid” Biden for president?

VIDEO: 20 More Stupid Things Said by U.S. Politicians

Saturday, August 15th, 2015

Wow. They actually said these things…

VIDEO: Did This Flock of Birds Just Swarm to Create Putin’s Face over NYC?

Friday, August 14th, 2015

”It’s a warning to the U.S. that they shouldn’t start a war with Russia.”

Bloomberg’s Gun Control Group Salivating over Kim Kardashian’s Utterly Ignorant Gun Control Tweet

Friday, August 14th, 2015

As pointed out by many, Kim is all kinds of wrong… That didn’t matter to Bloomberg’s data misrepresenting group Everytown for Gun Safety, which has already promoted her mistake as true on Facebook.

Anchor Walks Off Live TV in Disgust After Refusing to Report on Kardashians

Tuesday, August 11th, 2015

After the program’s co-host storms off set, he can be heard off-screen shouting, ”I don’t care about this family. I’m sick of this family. It’s a non-story!”

San Francisco Mayor Wants to Sell Corporate Advertising on City Hall Building

Friday, August 7th, 2015

What are your thoughts on the use of government buildings and landmarks as advertising space? One could argue this would at least make transparent the extent to which corporations own our politicians.

Hillary Clinton Promises 500 Million Solar Panels If America Pretends to Vote for Her for President

Monday, July 27th, 2015

All you have to do is vote for Hillary Clinton in the ”Who Wants to Be the Next American Dictator?” game show America runs every four years!

The American Clown-in-Chief: the Joke Is on Us!

Thursday, July 23rd, 2015

There was a time when Americans actually respected the Office of the President… That was a long, long time ago.

Don’t Believe Hillary Clinton

Friday, July 17th, 2015

Hillary Clinton just delivered her first speech on economic policy. In it, she vowed to raise taxes on the wealthy and to regulate Wall Street more effectively to ”fix” economic inequality in the U.S.

Dad Pissed About “Inappropriate” Star Wars Princess Leia Action Figure Runs Whining to the Media

Tuesday, July 14th, 2015

We’re about to have the politically correct dystopic neutered sissy society of George Orwell’s wildest nightmares (if we’re not already there now).

Debt Crisis Central: Let’s Not Forget About America

Saturday, July 11th, 2015

Once we go down, we’re taking the whole world down with us.

German Senior Hides 44 Ton Nazi Tank in His Basement for Decades

Monday, July 6th, 2015

You’d be surprised by some of the things people are capable of hiding from the authorities.

VIDEO: Americans Don’t Know Why They’re Celebrating the 4th of July

Monday, July 6th, 2015

They were happy to admit they would still be celebrating the holiday in spite of their inability to articulate the point of it.

Kim Kardashian: ‘We Need More Gun Control (Just Not for My Armed Guards)’

Saturday, July 4th, 2015

”I’m not the type to have them in my house – the security at the front of my house might but not in my house. I truly honestly believe we don’t have strict enough gun control laws and it would change a lot.”

Sunburn Art: “Cool” New Trend of Burning Outlines into Your Skin Raises Chances of Cancer 50%

Thursday, July 2nd, 2015

Guess this is at least a smidge better than last year’s trend of setting one’s self on fire and posting a video of it on YouTube.

Humor: #Rejected Prez Campaign Slogans

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2015

Twitter users have come up with some clever “rejected” presidential campaign slogans.

Humor: Who Can Tax the Sunshine? The Government Can!

Monday, June 22nd, 2015

Who can tax the sunshine? The government can!

German Man Cuts His Belongings in HALF with Power Tools to Give Ex-Wife Her Share in Divorce (VIDEO)

Monday, June 22nd, 2015

Splitting everything literally in half is not as uncommon in divorces as you might think.

Transgendered? Transracial? Now It’s the ‘Transabled': Able-Bodied, Healthy People Who “Identify” as Disabled People

Sunday, June 21st, 2015

Yes, this is really a thing. This is what our politically correct society has wrought.

Oops, So Sorry? Heinz Apologizes After Ketchup Bottle QR Code Found Linked to Hardcore Porn Site

Saturday, June 20th, 2015

”Your ketchup really isn’t for under-age people.” Will a free condiment ever wash the shame away?

Luke Skywalker Reacts to the Announcement that Jeb Bush Is Running for President

Monday, June 15th, 2015

P.S. – Is it even remotely shocking Jeb’s announcing his run right before this year’s Bilderberg conference which just so happens to have ”US Elections” as an official topic? Gee, wonder who they’ll choose for us…

Swimming in a Pond Is Now a Trendy ”Thing”

Sunday, June 14th, 2015

”Wild swimming.” This is how far we’ve come from our roots. The fact that it’s at all unusual to swim in a natural body of water blows my mind. The trendy stupid. It BURNS.

Remembering the Man Who Single-handedly Stopped WW3

Wednesday, June 10th, 2015

I’d like to share the story of Stanislav Petrov, and explain why most of us are alive today because of him.

Hackers Hijack US Army Website

Tuesday, June 9th, 2015

The message is most likely in reference to recently exposed documents that prove the US government has been largely responsible for the rise of ISIS.

The Truth Is Still Suppressed Out There: Truthstream News Episode 4

Sunday, June 7th, 2015

With the Pentagon determined to bring home the monster it admittedly created, sweeping developments in the junk food wars and a dip into the unexplained with a look at how the Rockefellers brought the search for life from another planet to the Clinton White House… well, you’ll see.

School Locked Down After Child Caught Thinking About a Gun! (Satire)

Friday, June 5th, 2015

Coming soon to the police state near you, on the brainwashing children against our Second Amendment front, this is the next news report we expect to see.

Kenyan Lawyer Offers Obama 50 Cows, 70 Sheep, and 30 Goats for His Daughter’s Hand in Marriage

Thursday, June 4th, 2015

What do you think, guys? Is it a good deal? Added bonus – Malia will learn how to milk a cow, make ugali and mursik.

#IfThePatriotActExpires Scary Pictures Flood Twitter Ahead of Deadline

Saturday, May 30th, 2015

While American law enforcement and intelligence communities raise concerns over the expected expiration this weekend of surveillance powers granted through the Patriot Act, social media have drawn apocalyptical pictures mocking the fears.

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