Monday, December 22nd, 2014

Humor


Sony Submits to North Korean Hackers

Thursday, December 18th, 2014

Sony has cried uncle, and has decided to shelve the “The Interview” in its entirety. They’ve canceled their Christmas Release of the film, and have no plans to stream it or release it on DVD.

Question: Why Is the McDonalds Website so Scary?

Wednesday, December 17th, 2014

If a company’s first contact with you is a creepy attempt to justify their products and dispel rumors about whether or not they are real, natural, or possibly filled with worms…

“Hillary for the Holidays”: I Wish I Had a Time Machine to Avoid Mrs. Clinton’s Presidential Bid

Friday, December 12th, 2014

Because I want to give someone a gift that says, “I went out of my way and even spent my own money supporting a fascist psychopath to let you know on Christmas of all days just how much I can’t stand you as a human being.”

Sad but Funny (but Sad): America Is Much Worse Than a Bad Boyfriend

Monday, December 8th, 2014

When you leave America, it’s not even really like a girlfriend breaking up with a boyfriend (with the boyfriend making dubious claims the girl owes him a bunch of money he can’t actually prove she legitimately owes to try and keep her there). No, leaving turns more into a pimp/ho situation…

Black Friday or Dawn of the Dead: What Is the Difference?

Friday, November 28th, 2014

If people devolve into animals and treat each other like this because a TV went on sale for $30 off (a meaningless gesture that shows the thing was probably marked up to begin with anyway), can you imagine what they will do to each other if the sh*t really does hit the fan?

King Obama? Congressman Suggests a MOAT Around the White House After Gunman Scare

Friday, November 21st, 2014

Tennessee Rep. Steven Cohen (also D) shared a great new idea he had on dealing with White House intruders to Acting Secret Service Director Joseph Clancy at a recent House Judiciary Committee meeting: A MOAT.

New “GruberGate” Video: Two-Minute Controversial Comment Compilation

Wednesday, November 19th, 2014

Now you can see all of Gruber’s Gaffes in one brilliant video!

FAIL: With a Pathetic 11% Approval Rating, a Whopping 96% of Congress was Re-Elected

Monday, November 17th, 2014

THIS MEME JUST HAPPENED TO AMERICA. And it hurts. Bad. I imagine it’s like having a bad case of raging hemorrhoids would be if you lived in a word where all the chairs were made out of starving sharks.

“Oops My Bad”, Cop Accidentally Shoots Himself and Another Officer

Friday, November 14th, 2014

Earlier this week, an Iowa City police officer shot himself and another officer while they were cleaning their firearms.

45 MORE Signs That You Might Be One of Those Crazy Preppers

Wednesday, November 12th, 2014

Here are 45 MORE signs that you might have crossed over to the “prepped side.” Many of these will be things that non-preppers just can’t understand, but they’ll probably give you a warm glow.

Who Cares About Anything When Pepsi Is Testing a Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew?

Sunday, November 9th, 2014

Sure. The world may be in chaos. But who cares about anything when pretty soon you’ll be able to kick back, watch some football, and drink the pure M-S-Genius that will be Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew?

What an Ass: MO Governor Jay Nixon and the Midterm Election Scandal of #ButtCrackGate

Wednesday, November 5th, 2014

Not sure what stinks worse here: the hilarious Tweet Governor Jay Nixon sent out to get Missourians to the polls, or…wait for it…the cover up. (HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA)

Obama: Being a Stay-at-Home Mom Is “Not a Choice We Want Americans to Make”

Tuesday, November 4th, 2014

This is literally one of the all-time dumbest things Obama has ever said. Talk about flushing the country down the toilet…

2014 Midterms: Here Comes ALL the Voter Fraud…

Monday, November 3rd, 2014

“Picking a new Captain for the Titanic after it hits the Iceberg is not going to stop it from sitting on the bottom of the ocean.”

Just in Time for Halloween: Get Your Own ‘Sexy’ Ebola Containment Suit Costume!

Tuesday, October 28th, 2014

“And the winner of Most Apathetic Slut Costume goes to…”

Real Chicago Politics – Funny Stuff!

Monday, October 27th, 2014

21-year-old Charlie Kirk shows wisdom and humor beyond his years in this clip.

SNL Mocks Obama on Ebola and His Entire Second Term in Short Skit

Monday, October 27th, 2014

Last weekend, Saturday Night Live’s opening featured a brilliant, spot-on mockery of Obama’s handling of the Ebola crisis, and well…just about every other problem that has infected the president’s second term.

Don’t Worry, Obama – Haters Gonna Hate

Tuesday, October 21st, 2014

Obama, why don’t you just “shake it off?”

Asset Seizure: Cops Use Your “Pennies From Heaven” to “Buy Toys”

Monday, October 13th, 2014

John Oliver of Last Week Tonight discusses the legalized theft racket known as civil asset forfeiture.

Rothschild’s ‘Black Hand’ Crushing Cannabis R&D In U.S.

Saturday, September 20th, 2014

Through their control of the global issuance of money and credit, the Rothschilds have obfuscated cannabis research, development and distribution – just as they have squashed the potentiality of every other hopeful development over the last hundred years while fully funding the activities that these death eaters revel in.

Help Obama Kickstart World War III!

Saturday, September 20th, 2014

President Obama needs your help to start World War III!

Explicit & NOT Debunked: Yes, This Lady IS Teaching School Kids Sex Ed with a Strap-on Dildo

Monday, September 15th, 2014

Warning: these graphic photos purportedly of sex education in a public school are not a hoax. So exactly what in the HELL is going on here?!

The Plot Thickens: Putin Seizes Ukraine’s Spy Dolphins and No, He Isn’t Giving Them Back

Monday, September 15th, 2014

Yes, spy dolphins. No, that’s not a cute monicker for some elite human military tactical unit. It’s literally a group of spy dolphins.

CNN Op-Ed: Scotland Might Leave the UK, so the U.S. Should Come Crawling Back

Friday, September 12th, 2014

Quote: “David Wheeler says the U.S. would be better off if we apologized for our revolt and joined the U.K.” because “We hold this truth to be self-evident: Brits have a superior society.”

People always said Obama was the Anti-Christ…

Thursday, September 11th, 2014

and this photo snapped at just the right moment during his recent address makes it appear that he has horns.

11 ways to know when you live in a country run by idiots

Sunday, September 7th, 2014

If an 80-year-old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a woman in a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched, you live in a country run by idiots.

New Funny or Die Sketch: COPS, the Ferguson Edition

Saturday, September 6th, 2014

“A lot of cities like to use violence as a last resort, but we’ve found it’s pretty fun just to use it as a first resort.”

A Future With Us On the Sidelines…

Friday, September 5th, 2014

It’s kind of ironic, if you think about it…

On the same day that China announced that robots will replace their factory work force in both the chemical and steel sectors, the Drudge Report also

These College Students Couldn’t Name a Single U.S. Senator

Sunday, August 31st, 2014

These people are all old enough to vote, but they don’t know anyone they’re voting for if they do vote. This is really, really sad.

OF COURSE THE IRS EMAILS ARE BACKED UP! DUH!

Thursday, August 28th, 2014

Now it’s come to light that the federal government, which is all about continuity of itself, actually backs up all of its emails?!?!?! NO duh. That’s right. We’re going back to middle school in the 1980s on this one. No duh.

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