Carly Fiorina Is Scary, but Her Hillary Clinton Diss at the Undercard GOP Debate Was Hilarious

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I know. Fiorina is scary and she’s basically there as a female stand-in to balance the fact that everyone knows Hillary Clinton could cannibalize a baby on the White House lawn and still get the Dem nomination.

Still, her Hillary diss at the Undercard GOP debate was pretty hilarious:

After saying how honored she was to stand on stage next to the other two guys who won’t be nominated, Fiorina promptly took Hillary to task, describing herself as someone who has “actually done things with her life” and, “unlike another women in this race,” who Fiorina did not name (even though there’s only one other woman in this race), “I actually enjoy spending time with my husband. ”

Oooh. Buuuuurn.

Don’t get me wrong. Former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly is a warmongerer who openly brags in the debates about how she turned around a fleet of trucks full of computers destined for store shelves to be sold to the American people so that the NSA could fill those computers with backdoor spyware after 9/11. At the last big GOP debate she even made a comment about why can’t the DHS check people’s social media like their parents do. On practically every policy, she’s a horrible living nightmare. Like I said, she’s scary.

And most of us have long ago digested the fact that the Clintons’ marriage is a ridiculous sham for political purposes, but still. Carly went there.

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  • Smarty

    And for all her compliance efforts (blowing the NSA), she’s rewarded with the “undercard” debate as a token gesture of their thanks. She’s too much of a fool to realize she’s a tool….

    • There’s a difference between being a tool and being a toolmaker.

  • leevitowt

    “Let’s take America back” to the 1917 Bolshevik revolution.

  • Carroll Price

    Oh, Hillary enjoys spending time with her hubby to obtain his advice on how to avoid being indicted for murder and money laundering,

    • Frank Energy

      And criminal communications, failure to keep records, destroying evidence, etc.

  • Hp B

    Haha! Great opener!
    Yes we do know that about Hillary. We sure do.

  • Occams

    Shows the ‘depth of talent’ available to the American voter….

    That is, if you still believe voting is ‘real’…..

    • Reverend Draco

      I’ve seen deeper talent on a microscope slide. . .

  • Occams

    Dear Abby,

    My husband hasn’t worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he`s cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his grand daughters. I know this because he brags about this to me. He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive Champagne day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he`s telling me he knows I`m a lesbian and my varicose veins and fat behind turns him off.

    Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I just leave him ?

    Your advice would be appreciated . . ..


    Mad as Hell


    Dear Mad as Hell,

    You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest you pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p.! Don`t resort to clobbering him with the frying pan , and try to act more like a lady.

    Remember . . .. . .. you`re running for President of the United States , so try acting like one.

    Best of luck to you


    • paulgilpin

      with my frying pan

      i didn’t know until now that hillary owned a frying pan.

  • Broos

    That’s HELLARYOUS!

  • Mr Gadget

    she’s just another lump of shit the owners of this country are throwing against the wall to see what sticks….as George Carlin said,”it’s an illusion of choice”.

  • cmb

    Great article!

  • Frank Energy

    Ya, I watched HP just go to shit after she took over. SHe sucks big time.

    • olddog

      It was Shiite before she showed up..BE ASSURED..

      • PacE

        I was still buying stuff other than the laser printers (which I still buy), but then it really when full bat shite silly absurd non functional even.

        • You can bake their format boards in the oven @ 350° to re-melt the weak solder joints and make your device function again when it takes a shit and won’t work anymore.

          • PacE

            Good helpful household hint, mahalo!

    • Mark Williams

      The whole Internet Bubble was tanking…not just HP. Let’s try to keep things based in historical financial reality.

      • PacE

        No, other makers still produced quality, its not the stock market, its the product quality I speak of.

  • carpkiller

    Just as long as the body count includes about 200 lawmakers and of course the leaders.

  • clarioncaller

    The organizations that she’s been associated with, Lucent and HP, were really scummy operations under her leadership. She was a political animal who attacked any, and every, potential opposition viewpoint. And at the same time, treated VAR’s as collateral damage. America doesn’t need ‘Hillary Redux’, we need AMERICA FIRST.

  • masterblaster

    Trump got it right no one can vote for that FACE it would scare the paint off a truck

    • Reverend Draco

      Fiorina or Clinton?

  • Sam300

    “””””Former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly is a warmongerer who openly brags in
    the debates about how she turned around a fleet of trucks full of
    computers destined for store shelves to be sold to the American people
    so that the NSA could fill those computers with backdoor spyware after

    Who the hell would EVER vote for this tyrannical anti-constitutional bitxh???

    She is back tot he kiddie debate table and needs to get the hell out of the race.

  • PacE

    HP sucks now, she did it

  • That’s because they have “NAZI holosoap” in their ears and eyes… time to wash that shit out!