Breaking Dumb: Texas Cops Arrest Woman Who Fell for Joke About Ebola-Tainted Meth

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Police in Central Texas arrested a woman after she responded to a hoax Facebook post that warned of Ebola-tainted drugs, bringing her methamphetamine to the police station for testing.

The police department of Granite Shoals, Texas issued a fake “breaking news” alert on Facebook last week, which claimed that methamphetamine and heroin in Central Texas could be contaminated with Ebola, a life-threatening disease.

Two days later, Granite Shoals Police made another post, saying that a “concerned citizen” brought her drugs to the police station for testing by officers. The woman, identified by as 29-year-old Chastity Eugina Hopson, was arrested and charged with possession of a controlled substance.

The officers said that the original post was meant to be humorous, but described Hopson as “the winner of the Facebook post challenge.”

After some Facebook users accused the officers of being unprofessional, a third post was made railing against the media for being “anti-police” and arguing that expressing humor is as important for police as it is for anyone else.

“So we at the GSPD like to show all parts of the enforcement world on Facebook and that includes our sense of humor. To quote Jimmy Buffet [sic], Changes in Latitudes Changes in Attitude, ‘If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.’ Look for more posts to come that include suspects we are seeking information on, safety updates, interactions with citizens, In The Line of Duty Deaths, and things that make us laugh. I hope this will allow you to see who we are, humans, just like you. We have families, friends, lives, laugh, cry, and bleed all the same,” the police department wrote.

The credulous winner of the “challenge” is currently being held in a Burnet County on a $5,000 bond.

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  • http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/political_reading_room/ disqus_3BrONUAJno

    Such stupidity all boils down to one thing: Facebook.

  • Verbal Bomb Chucker

    Remember the old 80’s anti-drug commercial about “this is your brain….this is your brain on drugs” and it showed an egg frying. This drugged out yahoo is a good example of the video. Her brains are fried.

    • Razedbywolvs

      Ya but was it the Meth or Facebook that fried her brains?

      • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

        lol

  • James West

    She must not have been using very long , prolong use causes paranoia just the word cop being said makes cranksters go into hiding .

  • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

    Man that pic is some shitty meth, it may have AIDS, lol

  • Clementine

    That’s AWESOME! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • jaguar

    She smoked herself STUPID!!! Eugina sounds like a you know what persons name…go figure!

    • Reverend Draco

      At least she has the excuse of smoking herself stupid. What’s your excuse?

      • billdeserthills

        Who said You was a Reverend?

  • Mike

    They had that same rumor going on in SC and several people brought it in. I had a stomach ache I laughed so freaking hard at their stupidity.

  • YeahRightOkay

    …bet she was an Obola voter…

  • Reverend Draco

    I’m ecstatic that the robberies, rapes, and murders have all been solved, so that the police have time to hoax people into incriminating themselves over the use of an unlawfully-prohibited substance.

    By the way – you sick fucks who are all happy and talking shit – you, fuckstain, are as much as, or more of, the problem than Chastity is.

    At her age. . . it is almost certain that she has a childhood addiction, promoted and condoned by her doctors, parents, and teachers. . . or have none of you fucking derelicts never heard of Ritalin or Adderall?

    Disgusting fucking pigs, every goddamned one of you.

    • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

      I skipped over the Ritalin and adderrall and just did straight meth but what I always had was as clear as glass, not that yellow shit in the pic. I said nothing about the woman because of the same reasons you listed of which I am well aware of, same goes with many people on dope and the cure for dope addiction, ibogaine, is illegal in the USA, go figure(not sure of it works for meth addiction but I wouldn’t be surprised).

      • Reverend Draco

        I noticed that you only mentioned the unhealthy-er color of the stuff in the picture.

        There were others, though, who found her unfortunate situation humorous – it was to those people I was referring.

        The first meth addict I ever met. . . started with a childhood addiction to Ritalin. . . the majority of those I met when I was homeless, started with a childhood addiction. Not all, by any means. . . but the larger number.

        I mean, how fucking insane, to give a kid Amphetamines for 6 or 8 years, then suddenly take it away because they finished school and no longer have a teacher to label them (instead of maybe telling the parents that they suck, which is how it often turns out)?

        These people need help, not incarceration. The people who need incarceration in these cases are the tools who addict the children.

        • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

          I fully agree, rev, they are victims of a psychopathic, sick system and it needs to stop.

        • billdeserthills

          Meth users who meet You, never get off the meth Who fuckin said You was a man of the cloth you POS cocksucker? Oh, sorry, that’s probably a good thing for a child-molesting POS reverend like yourself!

  • It is not Paranoia

    “I hope this will allow you to see who we are, humans, just like you. We
    have families, friends, lives, laugh, cry, and bleed all the same”

    Do you have dogs?

    • http://www.shitsenders.com Я0llyJ0g3r

      Good one! VERY good one!