Boo Hoo: Ex-Subway Pitchman Pedophile Jared Fogle Already Gained 30 Pounds in Prison

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So much for that healthy Subway diet, huh?

It is now being reported that ex-Subway pitchman and convicted pedophile Jared of sub sandwich diet fame has already gained 30 pounds in prison where he can no longer “eat fresh”.

Via NY Daily News:

Fogle, the disgraced Subway spokesman who rose to fame after dropping 245 pounds eating a diet filled with sandwiches, has traded turkey and veggie subs for cakes and Honey Buns, In Touch Weekly reported.

“Jared’s breakfast is usually Frosted Flakes with fruit or oatmeal with cake. He loves ‘cake day’ in the dining hall twice a week and he buys Honey Buns by the box,” a prison insider said. “He’s been known to eat an entire box of eight at one sitting.”

Geez… He’s only been in there for three months. An entire box of eight honey buns in one sitting??

Ah well, who says karma doesn’t work?

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  • Smarty

    Let’s just call it excess “water weight” from all those meat injections and leave it at that. He should have told them to hold the mayo…..

    • lilred

      I was totally going to say the same thing. You definitely said it in a more creative way!

    • Reverend Draco

      Maybe your sister would like some of those “injections?”
      Or your mom?

      • sunshine ✓ᵀʳᵘᵐᵖ ˢᵘᵖᵖᵒʳᵗᵉʳ

        I think rape in prison is horrible and should never happen. But, I can’t feel too badly about Jared, or any child molester, getting what they’ve done to children.

        • Reverend Draco

          There’s something fundamentally wrong with people who crack wise about the true 1-in-5 rape stat – men being raped in prison.

          It’s not funny when a woman OR a man is raped. No matter what they may or may not have done. . .

          • sunshine ✓ᵀʳᵘᵐᵖ ˢᵘᵖᵖᵒʳᵗᵉʳ

            Definitely agree with you 100%.

  • Mark

    Torah on pedophilia:—sodomy.html
    “If a boy under the age of nine perpetrated sodomy upon an adult, the adult is not liable for punishment, for the intercourse of a boy under nine years of age is not legally an act of intercourse. Since a child less than nine years old cannot commit sodomy, he can also not be the object of sodomy….This Baraita supports Rav, for it teaches that if a man engaged in homosexual intercourse with a child under the age of nine, he is exempt from liability.”
    Sanhedrin 54b

    • Razedbywolvs

      That picture of the rabbi sucking blood out of the infant’s dick makes me want to puke.

      • lilred

        Dude I watched that video! I wanted to kill that sob!
        And god damn the parents for allowing this sick f to do such a thing!

    • I forgot

      That’s not in the Torah. Please show me where it says that in Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers or Deuteronomy (the Torah). It isn’t there. But I don’t doubt that it’s in the Babalonian Talmud of the Pharisees, but it is not the Torah.

      • Mark

        Judaism has 6 definitions of “Torah”
        (1) “Written Torah” (Torah she bich tav), what we call the Old Testament, derided by the rabbis as suitable only for women and children, superseded by the “Oral Torah”;
        (2) “Oral Torah” (Torah she beal peh), even though it was committed to writing in the centuries after Christ, includes the Talmud and even the Kabbalistic books like the Zohar and Sefer Yetzirah;
        (3) Aggadah and Haggadah;
        (4) Responsa, including the latest rabbinical opinions;
        (5) the rabbis themselves; and
        (6) the totemic scroll paraded about in the synagogue.

        • I forgot

          There is only one Torah, no matter what Pharisees say. Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers and Deuteronomy. Nothing else. Don’t believe the Pharisees or their lies.

        • Christendom has more than 6 bibles.
          Catholicism has a whole raft of graven images and gods held before him.

      • Mark
        • I forgot

          I read the Torah constantly, it isn’t in the Torah. The Pharisees may call it what they will, but they are Babalonian sun-worshippers or their Talmud. That, the Talmud, is man-made lies.

          • And originally supposed to stay an oral tradition, while we are on the subject…

          • Mark

            I agree and they call their lies, perversion, racial supremacism, and blasphemies “Torah.”

          • I forgot

            You’re what is known as an extra.

          • Mark

            Thank you for sharing.

          • I forgot

            You’re a satanist- go away.

          • Mark

            You are wrong. As our website says, we are Catholics.

          • sunshine ✓ᵀʳᵘᵐᵖ ˢᵘᵖᵖᵒʳᵗᵉʳ

            Thank you Mark. Keep spreading the truth (I often post a link to your site on my internet travels). You are a treasure!

          • Mark

            You are most kind. Thank you!

    • Dunno y

      The will of the aged shall not inflict on the will of the infantile. No exemption. life 101. Thanks for showing us how twisted those beliefs really are. More please. Keep your body as a clean garment unstained by the river of filth. 18YAHI 42wise councils.

      • Mark

        You can start with Judaism’s fundamental teaching that only Jews are human and that we gentile animals should be deceived, looted, raped, enslaved, and killed:

        • Dunno y

          Thankyou. this goyim has plans for them and their agents no worries.

  • Lumpy Rutherford

    Might he be “expecting”?

  • High fructose corn syrup works just fine. With any luck, this scumbag will expire from a massive MI some day soon.

  • ripinandatearin

    I bet Jared still gets his foot long every day though.

  • 0hiojoe

    Prisoners must be into fat b!tches this year!

  • Unapologetically White

    Bubba likes fat boys.