Baby Got Back? Women With Big Butts Are Healthier And Smarter According To Science

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According to a new study done by scientists from the University of Oxford, women with larger butts are healthier and smarter than those with a smaller sized backside.

The scientists who conducted the research into the size of a woman’s butt basically came to the conclusion that “not all fat is created equal.” Those women who tend to carry fat in their butts and thighs (often know as pear-shaped), rather than their bellies (apple-shaped) have lower levels of cholesterol and are more likely to produce hormones that metabolize sugar. This means these women have decreased rates of diabetes and heart disease.

According to ABC News, researchers analyzed data from 16,000 women and found that “women with more fat on the buttocks have lower levels of cholesterol and glucose” as well as higher leptin levels, a hormone responsible for weight regulation.

“The idea that body fat distribution is important to health has been known for some time,” said lead researcher Konstantinos Manolopoulous. “However, it is only very recently that thigh fat and a large hip circumference have been shown to promote health; that lower body fat is protective by itself.” But wait, there’s more. A large butt is also indicative of an excess of Omega 3 fatty acids. Omega 3 fats offer many health benefits and are found in salmon and spinach. They are also proven to catalyze brain development.

But you can’t change how your body stores these fats either. “You can’t direct or drive the fat in one part of your body versus another,” said Dr. Robert Kushner a professor medicine specializing in obesity at Northwestern Memorial Hospital in Chicago. “For the average person on the street, it’s determined by genetics.”

Researchers also found that children born to women with wider hips and larger butts are intellectually superior to children born to mothers with fewer curves. Since there is evidence of fat content in breast milk being derived from the lower half of a woman’s body, it makes sense that women with more fatty deposits down there store higher levels of Omega 3s than their slimmer counterparts and thus feed fattier milk to their offspring.

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Ha ha, only if she's 5'3

It is unclear if the fat in the thighs and backside are better for you than simply being thin, experts say. “If you’re a healthy thin weight, you’re going to be every bit as healthy as someone who has weight, but has all the weight in the lower body,” said Dr. Michael  Jensen director of endocrine research at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota.

“If you’re going to have fat, you’re definitely better off if you’ve got some fat in the lower body,” said Jensen. “If you look at people who have primarily the pear shape, they’re healthy in all the ways that this fat behaves. It’s not just less heart attacks or less diabetes, it’s all these ways we think about fat as an important organ for our health.”

So, fellas (Yeah) Fellas (Yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah)
Tell ’em to shake it (Shake it) Shake it (Shake it)
Shake that healthy butt

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  • elbustaroyjetspeekerson

    Yeah, but science has been co-opted by Libbiot FEDGOV toadies……

  • John C Carleton

    I see “Science” never walked down the isles at Walmart!

    • elbustaroyjetspeekerson

      Excellent point. I think we’re done here.

    • Chish

      Or been in a fast food joint…

  • ripinandatearin

    One problem with the fat butt is it stinks more. It’s hard for them to wipe after taking a sh *t.

    • Laurence Almand

      In general, fat people tend to stink because the sweat collects in the folds of their bodies, including the buttocks. They should take care to shower often and clean themselves, but many of them don’t. Pewwww!

  • newsens

    And this is what so-called scientists spend their time doing.

  • Laurence Almand

    What nonsense! Since when does the size of the buttocks have anything to do with inherited intelligence? Some smart women may have big rears because they spend all their time sitting and reading, but that does not mean a big butt means a smart mind.
    Too much fat of any kind is unhealthy, whether it accumulates on the rear or anywhere else.

    • elbustaroyjetspeekerson

      Ahhh, a Voice Of Reason……what’re ya doing HERE???

    • phicrappazappa

      This article was obviously wrtitten by an African-American. Been to the store lately? Dis cud beez rassis.

  • Cheryl Summers

    I call bullshit….click bait….the author has a fetish

    • lfthndthrds

      LOL you stole my words.

  • elbustaroyjetspeekerson

    “Biiiiiiiig bottoms! Talkin’ ’bout mudflaps my baby’s got ’em! HOW could I leave this behind???”
    (Sincere apologies to Spinal Tap……sorry, Nigel&Derek….)…..

  • grammyprepper

    this is seriously a ‘thing’? I understand the difference in health between ‘apple’ and ‘pear’ shapes, it has to do with the types of fats they carry as well as the disposition…but one being smarter than another? Today must have been a slow news day, because all i’ve seen here today is schlock…c’mon @DailySheeple, give me some real news….

  • It is not Paranoia

    This is your holy “science”….

  • lfthndthrds

    Science hangs out on the PAWG channel now?

  • Cynical Old Bastard

    Brought to you by a woman with a fat ass.

    Saw her at Subway on Monday. She ordered the foot long meat-ball sub with double meat and cheese, five bags of chips, a dozen white chocolate Macadamia nut cookies and… wait for it… A DIET-FUCKING-SODA. No shit. This actually happened.

    I was mean to poor old Doc Mills. All he wanted to do was eat his sammich in peace. Instead, he got a running commentary and a lesson in various soap-making fats and oils from a mean and evil ol’ bastid.

    Had to tone it down a bit when I thought he was going to choke to death at one point. That was the point where I got into transesterification and the similarities between making soap and making biodiesel.

    Doc swears it was the funniest thing he ever heard. Heh-heh. I wasn’t trying to be funny. It was simply an impromptu lesson about not wasting resources.

    Wanna hear something even funnier?

    I’m helping the new Docs (these are all Veterinarians) put in some new flooring and am making them pay me in Chickens. LMAO. No shit. Made Kara’s (Girl Doc) daddy pay with cow manure. Real shit.