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A Trip to the Grocery in the Near Future

Natty Bumppo
JOHNGALTFLA.COM
November 11th, 2012
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With all the new technologies in place and those being tested on the American public to keep us safe, I thought we should take a look into the future of grocery shopping.

It is the 7th¬†of the month and according to the Dept. of Homeland Security‚Äôs new ‚ÄúTravel Now‚ÄĚ program. This is the 1st¬†of 2 days your family is permitted to visit the grocery store for the week. The day is sunny and beautiful this is Sunday and your children are at home and want to go shopping with you. So you load them up into their proper restraints and off you go.

Then while you are driving through town the bio-metric scanner determines what you have in your vehicle, guns, knives, drugs, liquor and what trouble you would be in if you have a copy of the Scriptures, the car did not shut down so you continue on. And that is not all, because as soon as you arrive at your destination, the local Pigly Wigly grocery. You then must walk through a body scanner with a retina scan to determine you really are what your National I.D. card says since you are one of the last holds outs to ‚Äėget chipped‚Äô and also to make sure that those are your children. For your sakes I really hope the scanner does not have some technical glitch that day because you will never see your children again.

After you gather your groceries into your cart and you are approved by Michele Obama’s calorie counting police, you get to the checkout lane and discover that the RFID in your cell phone used for purchases mistakenly doubled the gas purchase you made earlier which will take a month to refund if you can prove you only received the 5 gallons at 50 credits to begin with that now you don’t have enough credits remaining to make the purchase of the entire contents of your cart. No problem you say, just remove a couple items and it’s a go, but then a red light begins to flash while your items were scanning.

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  • The realist

    That ain’t life..

  • Mark

    If you have a copy of the Scriptures, then Im really not to concerned with man he has NO power over me. God is my Rock, and I do not fear what a man can do to me. You should spend a little more time educating people on the Bible. I believe this would be a great addition to this website.

    • SKIP

      A bible will do nothing, I MEAN NOTHING to stop the gubmint onslaught on our liberties, family and freedoms. Weapons and force will do it though. There are lots of light poles and trees in D.C.

  • Jeff

    Hallelujah, Mark is 100% right!

  • ZombieDawg

    Perhaps if religion had any credibility in the modern world you wouldn’t need to thrust it down people’s throats at every opportunity in an attempt to keep it alive…
    Education ? Well let’s try “When prophecy fails” as a 1st read.

    • SKIP

      Education only seems to work on White people and Asians.

  • The Arizona Patriot

    NEVER !!! I will never surrender my God given liberties to Obongo or anyone else. As far as I am concerned that sorry excuse for a human in this story got exactly what she deserved. Molon Label !!!!

    • SKIP

      No one suggested that you “surrender” your liberties, the government will COME TAKE THEM!

  • Anonymous

    WHO WOULD WANT TO LIVE IN AMERICA

    • SKIP

      Blacks, ILLEGALS and muslims! Guess why!

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