A Love Bizarre: Twisted Newlyweds “just wanted to murder someone together”

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elytte and miranda

Nothing says “romance” like planning and committing a murder together.

At least that is what a newlywed Pennsylvania couple did to seal their passionate commitment to one another.

A newlywed couple in Pennsylvania killed a man whom the wife had lured to a rendezvous though an online dating advertisement, strangling him and stabbing him repeatedly, police said on Friday.

The pair, named as Elytte and Miranda Barbour, “just wanted to murder someone together,” Sunbury Police Corporal Brad Hare told Reuters.

Elytte Barbour, 22, hid under a blanket in the back of their car as his 18-year-old wife Miranda drove to pick up a man she met through Craigslist at a mall north of Harrisburg on November 11, the Sunbury Police Department said in a report.

On Miranda’s signal, Elytte strangled the man, 42-year-old Troy LaFerrara, with a cord while she stabbed him about 20 times, it said.

They dumped his body in an alley in Sunbury, where police found him the next day. (source)

Ever prepared, the bizarre couple brought bleach wipes, towels, and cleaning supplies to the romantic affair in order to remove the blood from the interior of their love nest….er…vehicle.

After the entertainment portion of the evening was complete, Elytte and Miranda enjoyed a lovely dinner out at a restaurant.

In true Romeo-and-Juliet fashion, the incredibly disturbed couple is currently unable to be together, separated at the cruel hands of local law enforcement. Perhaps their passionate memories will sustain them, as Elytte and Miranda have both been arrested, charged with criminal homicide and assault, and are being held without bail.

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  • John q publik

    oh they were just crazy kids in love. set them free…………

  • carolina

    Hang em together…

  • Uh-huh

    two seemingly innocuous people combine to become Bonnie and Clyde, Raymond Fernandez and Martha Beck, etc….a homo sapiens seriously creepy DNA quirk

  • HL

    Everyone talks about how safe Canada is, particularly the gun control nuts. Wrong. Google Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka, who killed a bunch of women around Toronto 20 yrs ago, and – disgustingly – even filmed it. You can google the names for more info. As a dual US/Canadian citizen, who has spent half my life in both countries, if I have to hear one more leftist gun nut ignorantly cite Canada as some kind of proof, I”ll puke. They didn’t use a gun in this case, but gun crime is just about as prevalent in Canada as the US. Oh yes. ObunglerCare was developed by the same company that created the failed $5 billion or so long gun registry in Canada, that was dumped. Not that the inept bureaucrats in Obungler’s staff would have done even that basic level of research

    • John Burton

      do you think it was the cheese?

  • ray kowal

    How did they get caught, did I miss that part of the article somehow?

    • PJ London

      I am just guessing, but they left a online trail via dating and arranging the meeting. They probably all had cell phones, including the victim.
      The police did not need to get off their chairs, and looking at the cops’ t-shirt, and the fact that he cannot fasten his shirt, don’t have to do much chasing.
      Not too difficult.

  • I know Nothing

    America is sick very sick!

  • TTW

    A perfect answer for why there should be a death penalty-

  • Bob Smith

    That’s what GMO food does to the brain…

  • Evie

    But even if a program fails in the USA it would not be admitted by politicans or the corporations in charge of the program. Another program would be piggybacked and charged to the taxpayer too. Azt least the failure was admitted and the program discontined in Canada.

  • Terry S

    Ahhh. Just a couple of sick puppies.