When London unveiled its £400,000 2012 logo design, the masses were unimpressed.

Some claimed that it looks like “some sort of comical sex act between The Simpsons.” (Note the figure resembling Lisa Simpson).

Others opined that the logo resembles a swastika.

On the flip-side, Iran has threatened to boycott the Olympics since they believe that the logo spells out “Zion.”

Pick your poison, but the logo seems to be a resounding fail.

This was the 1973 logo for the Catholic Church’s Archdiocesan Youth Commission.

Yeah.

Oh no, there’s more?

Who’s approving these logos?

The concept is a sun rising behind a Japanese tea house.

The product is, well, less serene.

(Via Sharkbite)

If this logo seems like a company oversight, then think again.

A-Style very intentionally created this dirty (read: buzz worthy) design.

In fact, the logo even came before the product did. After the logo became a guerrilla marketing success, the company began selling tee-shirts.

Coca-Cola wanted to teach the world to sing.

Apparently Sherwin Williams wanted to cover the world in blood-red paint.

The sinister “cover the earth” logo was adopted in 1906.

Some baker got a little too creative.

(Via Logodesigner)

Direct marketing aimed at those looking to order Skinemax, perhaps?

(Via DeMilked)

Believe it or not, Locum is a Swedish property management company.

Gotta love the language barrier.

(Via BoredPanda)

Proper punctuation should always be encouraged.

The Computer Doctors claim to fix your computer.

You have to go somewhere else to fix your leaky genitalia.

(Via Listverse)

This one is self-explanatory.

(Via Ranqit)

Bad idea.

This one is more tricky.

Focus on the dancing children to see what makes the logo inappropriate.

(Via DeMilked)

We don’t know what this logo is for, but we do know that that’s one angry looking owl.

(Via WorstLogoEver)

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Epilogue from Zen

The last logo of someone clearly worshiping Moloch starts to bleed into the Illuminist agenda of which there is a world of logos, a study well worth pursuing. The language of logos is very powerful and tells the story of who rules and why, and is a method of communication amongst the Illuminists as well as a force of subconscious dominion over the unawakened.

Logos are no small thing.

These hyper-sexualized examples are reminiscent of the Disney smut and princess programming industry, disguised as innocent children’s material. Oddly enough, sex is still pushed yet riddled with guilt and shame, while murder and mayhem fill the world’s TV and cinema screens.

It’s topsy-turvy, and all by design. Watch your mind. They try to flip it continually.

Know thy enemy. And stay anchored in the Truth.

Love, Zen

ZenGardner.com

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